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This is why you're supposed to have a spotter, fool. Rating:
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Nicely done, except for the bit about landing on your face... Rating:
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You'll never look at ice cream, smashed potatoes, or the Thanksgiving squash the same ever again... Enjoy! Rating:
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Anything that gives you an excuse to slam old ladies in the street is automatically awesome. Rating:
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Jumping onto your elephant and ripping your face off; it's what tigers do best! Rating:
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So much for swinging gallantly onto your horse and riding off with your bride... Rating:
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Keep your wife or girlfriend young and fresh with vacuum sealing! This is from Japan, so no
I'm not kidding. Rating:
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Can you figure out the trick? Rating:
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I wonder if your insurance covers this? Rating:
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When I think of quality artistic performances, I don't usually think of Britney Spears. But this is just beyond horrible. Rating:
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This guy's got some serious skills for being so short... Rating:
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Here's a hint: don't try to walk across icy logs. You might get wet. Rating:
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This is an accident waiting to happen. Guys in the pit, dude on the bike, or spectators above. Place your bets folks! Rating:
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MMA knock out kiss Rating:
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Seriously, what the hell do you do when you're walking down the street and a bunch of geese attack you!? Rating:
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Don't leave food in your car when you're in Alaska... unless you want muthafkin bears in your muthafkin car! Rating:
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Thats one way of getting some sense knocked into you. Rating:
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This might be one of the weirder things you see today. Rating:
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This is what happens when you wear bread boxers. Rating:
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That's a pretty crappy way to end your vacation... Rating:
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Guess what? Guys with no legs can breakdance better than you. Rating:
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No one expects a dead bird in your cereal! Rating:
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You get a bigger screen, and a way to thwart your tyrannical wife! Rating:
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Stay off my lawn, you little punk! Rating:
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Japan's a bad place to get ridiculously drunk. Don't you know they're all ninjas? Rating:
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Very interesting clip. Michel Gondry pulls it off in less than a minute. Rating:
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Will you marry me ?!! Rating:
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Funny video of a guy who sets up his wife to scare her. He puts on a nasty Halloween mask and calls her downstairs. She really gets freaked out too. Rating:
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Let's light you on fire with no water or extinguisher near you...did you get it on video. Rating:
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Compilation of people getting owned bad Rating:
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You know he got fired Rating:
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Advertising to rednecks is harder than you might think... Rating:
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Car doors are great ways to test how sensitive your condom is. Rating:
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Show us your BEST monkey impression and you'll get to star in an upcoming Bikini News episode! Rating:
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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk. Rating:
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Hurting yourself on a motorcycle is apparently very easy. Rating:
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That's one way to whiten your teeth. Rating:
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Sucks when the road just drops out from under you... Rating:
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You gotta love how the goalie starts to run after the idiot fan, then decides it'd be better to collapse on the ground. Yeah, soccer players are real tough. Rating:
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Wear a mask! Rating:
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Some interesting facts about Ron Paul, brought to you by a rapping pizza and the silly folks at Digital Funtown. Pizza is Politics. Rating:
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landlords are dumb and evil, how you can strike back (satire) - This video is submitted by one of our visitors, You can also join and submit your videos. Rating:
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Don't let being handicap stop you buddy! That was sick. Next years X games needs the wheelchair vert. Rating:
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Jet crashes during take off...Wow just when you think they might make it. Rating:
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Hey that guy was on Prison Break and he has officially been un pimped. Rating:
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Dude fall off ATV Rating:
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This is why you shouldn't put ridiculous hats on your children. Rating:
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You're supposed to jump over the hurdle not kiss it
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Hilarious! Make sure you turn up your speakers for this one. Rating:
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This is what happens when you slap a koala on the ass... Rating:
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You try so hard... but in the end, it still really sucks. Rating:
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Policeman chases youth on motorcycle,teenager jumps in a river to escape....lol. Rating:
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A classic trick... Call out the next street magician you see! Rating:
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Would you judge this contest? Rating:
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Ah, the useful skills you learn in the Army... Rating:
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Everyone loves to watch... Rating:
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Happy mother's day, from everyone at CH and Mr. T! Rating:
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Trust me, it's a horrible idea that you'll regret for a long time. This guy must have been pretty hard up to take a leak though, and the fence must have been appealing. Rating:
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Like your head is being sucked dry. Rating:
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Maybe you should get on the treadmill and let him sit on the couch. I'm calling PETA Rating:
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When you pull a giant snake out of it's hole by the tail, it might in fact bite you. Rating:
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Dancing with the Stars, no, just some young Iraqi cuties ! Rating:
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These trains are not stable at all. Most people have to hold a rail or lean on a wall just to keep standing.
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excelent commercial Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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This just has "Judge Dredd" written all over it. Rating:
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Ski jumps usually work better when you have more snow on the ground. I think this guy was destined for failure anyway though. Rating:
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Just because you have billions of dollars doesn't mean you can jump off buildings with impunity. Tony Stark, you are not. Rating:
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Monkey's rocking out like it's 1985. Rating:
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Sorry buddy, you aren't quite a ninja yet. Rating:
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Hey guys hit me with your car! That will be funny! Rating:
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Wow look out for theses idiots while riding your bike. Rating:
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When the passion fruit comes for you, will you know how to defend yourself? Rating:
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The little yappers can easily annoy you to death. Rating:
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Sometimes, it's good to bullshit your kids. Rating:
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That'll so wreck your vacation right there. Rating:
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More Arab stunts watch CLOSELY at about 1:24...your jaw will drop! Rating:
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You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? When you feed children scrambled eggs? Rating:
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Footage from the malibu caynon fire 10/22/07. amateur footage shot near pepperdine univ early this morning around 7:00 am Rating:
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Now why did you go and do that? Rating:
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Whatever you do, don't piss off a moose. Rating:
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This is why you don't try to tie a rope around a sperm whale and tow it with a motorboat. Rating:
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Since your ALL experts in the field of location you can tell me where this is...so BEAUTIFUL!! Yet sooo DNGEROUS!! Rating:
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A flying Dutchman stuns tourists by levitating outside the White House. A puzzled observer checks for wires and other tricks, but can't find any. Can you spot how he does it? Rating:
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When your done hunting you can marry your sister little guy. Rating:
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There's this thing called putting your car in park. Try it sometime. Rating:
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That's not going to get either one of you into the air any faster. Rating:
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Jackie has a sex change? Rating:
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Just when you think it's a statement on letting material possessions consume you... Rating:
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Don't you hate it when your mom walks in on you? Rating:
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Chipmunk
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When you trick your friend into ingesting a spoonful of cinnamon, the only way to make amends is to snort a line of sugar, right? Rating:
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You're definitely doing it wrong. Rating:
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Bob burnquist grinds a hand rail over the edge of the grand canyon with a parachute Rating:
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Hollywood, California where the stars show their support for the Declare Yourself Campaign. Rating:
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In this episode the sexy French Maids teach you how to give CPR. Rating:
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Police won't let a man take video footage of a car crash he was involved in. Rating:
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Hey everyone look at me on the internet. Rating:
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Waving your bloody hands in the Secretary of State's face might get you in trouble. Rating:
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This is what a prairie dog sounds like right before it goes ape on your ass. Rating:
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Thats a novel way to dump your girlfriend. Rating:
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You're definitely doing it wrong. Rating:
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There's more dance in this traffic report than you've ever seen before. Rating:
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Take a good look at what you will likely never see in person. Rating:
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you 'never know' who is going to show up and complain at the town council meeting. Rating:
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Learn how to make your own flash paper, flash cotton and flash string. Just don't blow yourself up along the way. Rating:
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How not to stabilize a ladder while your buddy climbs onto the roof. Rating:
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A lady in a wheelchair with an assault rifle is gonna shoot you in your toodles. Rating:
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Here's a prime example of exactly how not to remove a basketball hoop from your driveway. Rating:
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I guess having a seizure is a legit excuse for losing control of your vehicle. Rating:
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Yeah, he's not going to be going home with anyone but the ambulance crew. Rating:
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Hot girl in bra shows you how to fold a shirt.
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Kid runs over his sister and you know she will never forget it. Rating:
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These are your lungs on tobacco. Rating:
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How do you escape after a drunken night with a fat girl? Rating:
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This Iraqi kid does opium as if he has been doing it for years Rating:
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How to empty your pool in style. Rating:
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That's why you don't run in front of people on bikes, moron. Rating:
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Not every day you see a moose run through your neighborhood, eh? Rating:
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Getting your head slammed into a plexiglass door isn't going to help your GPA. Rating:
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You`re going to love Paris, her body, and all she can do! Rating:
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If you're late and running after the school bus doesn't get the driver attention, just bust a few caps into the bus side Rating:
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Everyone's favorite redneck bounty hunter gets suspended for using a racist slur in a phone conversation. Rating:
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Don't mess with this frog, he will mess you up. Rating:
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How you managed to mess up that painfully on a fun little go-kart is beyond me. Rating:
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If you're going to roll around on the ground doing wacky religious stuff, try not to kick anyone in the face. Rating:
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This is what you get for trying to potty-train your cat. Rating:
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I have faith that someone will try this and report back whether or not it works. Rating:
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A young man remembers a childhood with a blind father and his own temporary sightlessness. Rating:
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So Sorry Amanda, just logged on
I hurried home and i tried to rest, noticed your light on . Rating:
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun. Rating:
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Mayb next time you will turn the bike off, DADDY! Rating:
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Here are some excerpts form my life as a multimedia magician. I hope you like it. Rating:
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Hilarious! This vid will make your day! Rating:
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New York Times Square streaker Rating:
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New Yorker Hates Questions Rating:
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Does hitting people get you extra points? 'Cause it should. Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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Next time your friends tell you to hold their balls, make sure to bring a cup. Rating:
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy. Rating:
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If you manage to watch this without laughing it will declare you even crazier though. Rating:
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If he cries to you about it later, just tell him he can try your real gun next. Rating:
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again. Rating:
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It's hard to decide what to do in this situation. Godzilla could be coming at your or you could have 100's of fans you never knew about. Rating:
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Who needs a coat when you have this raging laughing lunatic to keep you warm? Rating:
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Then again, maybe keeping distance with that stick of yours is a good idea. Rating:
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If you look closely, you can see the entire publishing company going out of business with each word. Rating:
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When you have the money Bam does, even the cops are fair game in your insult wars. Rating:
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But when he does, then what the hell are you going to do? Other then shower. Rating:
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That's one way to tell your friend to drop the plastic and pick up a real axe. Rating:
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now? Rating:
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And you thought mentos and diet coke was a problem? Make sure to stay away from this combination then. Rating:
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Anytime the guy saying he loves you starts shooting pixelated lightening out of his hands...run. Fast. Rating:
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Use this on your friends, but only if you have enough space to get a head start running. Rating:
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The tips of peoples chins will never be safe again. Rating:
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Next time you trap your friend under a bucket of water, make sure he isn't stronger then you. Or faster. Rating:
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Keep laughing guys, just wait till you see what he does to you when you're sleeping. Rating:
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They even gave him a helmet. You know, because a damn bear needs to be protected from a bunch of little hockey players. Rating:
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You'll need that kind of enthusiasm to beg for quarters on the street. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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After watching this you may get the urge to extend your hand and give a little to your friends too. Rating:
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Now you can get to know the real Rick Astley. Rick rolling someone will have much greater meaning now. Rating:
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you. Rating:
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Unless you're wearing a bullet proof vest of course. Then go nuts. Rating:
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That's a great way to instantly find out just how long your parents can actually ground you for. Rating:
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It's just like Counter Strike, except you're hunting cellulite instead of terrorists. Rating:
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I can't believe these guys get paid to jam you into a big metal box all day. Rating:
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Just let them plow you in the nuts out of the blue and the ice will be broken. Along with everything else. Rating:
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Pranking friends can totally make you forget the simplest things. Rating:
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Not even the dressing room is a safe place from these psychos. Be aware next time you are just in your underwear. Rating:
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I would probably kill myself if some kids rust box was beating my $200,000 super car. Rating:
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Who knew that gearing up your size 5's would turn you into a professional baseball player? Rating:
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You have to at least give him credit for trying though. That's a big mountain to climb. Rating:
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Even digitized bears can terrify and scare you if presented the right way. Rating:
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Get this guy liquored up and you can have your own free demolition crew at all times. Rating:
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there. Rating:
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And you would think a girl of her size would have a lot more respect for food. What a waste. Rating:
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Nothing worse then coming home from a long day of school and being forced to change your underwear. Rating:
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No better way to break onto national TV then to grab your crotch and go to town. Rating:
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I guess there is a way to make this episode even funnier. Who knew. Rating:
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There comes a time in every mans life when he has to taste his balls from the inside. This is one of those times. Rating:
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This might be the very last time the princess gets kidnapped. Because everyone else is dead now. Rating:
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Warning, this video may make your face melt off from adorable overload. Rating:
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Yeah, come get your towel honeyy. Then go fix your broken nose and ego. Rating:
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When a shot of electricity in your ear is having no effect, you might want to check for a pulse. Rating:
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Yesterday I showed you the cat so I figured it's only politically correct to show the dog version. Rating:
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Calling the letters on top for yourself might not work in this situation though. Rating:
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All it takes is some paper craft, an imagination, and a handful of happy pills. Rating:
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Make sure you are wearing some sort of cup in the genital area if you want to try this on one of your friends. Rating:
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Yet another reason not to piss off an animal that is the size of your garage. Rating:
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And this cutie in just her bra will prove to you why. Rating:
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That's one way to use your kid to get the number of every girl within 20 feet. Rating:
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Be on the lookout for random devil possessions in your child. It must be the ice cream. Rating:
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How people like this get to host a TV show is beyond me. There isn't enough insults in the world for this air head. Rating:
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Because once just isn't enough when you are acting this stupid. Rating:
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Finally, something you can do in the off season. Rating:
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Antiquing your friend really just shows that you care. Didn't you see the bucket of water? Rating:
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Just make sure you don't video tape your buddies death by accident. Rating:
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Not even the "genre" term can save you from this. Rap is all a carbon copy. Rating:
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One day this is going to teach them to talk. Until, enjoy your time without them being your new leaders. Rating:
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board. Rating:
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Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it. Rating:
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All it takes to get in the book is to prove that you can lick your own junk for this guy. Rating:
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Or, probably anywhere else other then a basketball game for that matter. Rating:
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Nothing worse then gangsta rap done by a bunch of guys that can cast spells on you. Rating:
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Different strokes for different folks. Make sure to pick up one for your girl if she complains next time. Rating:
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For those girls that need a little shine in their love life. Rating:
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice. Rating:
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The bigger surprise should be how he's hauling all that crap on such a small bike. Rating:
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Now it's really becoming a trade off. Extreme technology, or being really lazy? You make the call. Rating:
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This is before they grow up into monsters that can turn your body parts into paste. Rating:
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll! Rating:
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Just the thing for all the ghetto ladies out there. I bet it goes double platinum. Rating:
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe. Rating:
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It's also a good way to get stabbed by your friends with household objects by accident. Rating:
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And here I thought the only interesting thing was how Canadians heads bounce up and down when they talk. Rating:
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That's what you get for not going over an official bike ramp with no bike. Rating:
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I had no idea girls were into this. Hot girls at that. Rating:
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All these years and we still can't get past racism and oppression? Oh well, you can always Guess Who! Rating:
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If you get this into the game you just may find your own car flying off a ledge at the end of town. Rating:
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Hey if a cat can get away with it, so can you. Let me know how it goes after you get arrested though. Rating:
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If Simon Cowell himself is cracking up then you know it has to be good. Or, he's about to kill you with a verbal fireball. Rating:
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern. Rating:
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life. Rating:
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Having testicles in your mouth never sounded so good before. Rating:
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater. Rating:
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I have to say, using your own kid to clear out an entire pile of bricks is a ballsy thing to do. I love it. Rating:
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Anyone out there playing in the world of Azeroth should find this particularly ridiculous. Rating:
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If only you could ask politely for peoples wallets before throwing them into the ground and stealing their cars. Rating:
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The only thing learned that day was how to scare the hell out of the teacher and run for your life in the same breath. Rating:
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I guess its better then waking up in a puddle of your own juices for your friends to laugh at. Rating:
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Or maybe its a way to make a tree grow inside them. Either way it's win win. Rating:
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do. Rating:
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I'm pretty sure if her boobs bounce in a certain direction it means you set up your system right. Rating:
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force. Rating:
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year. Rating:
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought. Rating:
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I don't know, something about this picture is wrong. Can you see why this idiot won't be getting voted in? Rating:
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Using the closest person to me as a human shield would be my gut reaction too. You rock dude, just stay away from the guy with the the sock over his penis in the future. Rating:
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life. Rating:
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else. Rating:
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I had a cousin that used to do this same thing. He ate a lot more of his own poop though. Rating:
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Well, if he really did then he would finally have that vote from all the real urban youths. Rating:
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You've got to watch out for those parked cars. They come out of thin air sometimes. Rating:
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Crack heard or not. All that delaying helped him get more time to solve the puzzle. That's using your (crack) head. Rating:
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Yet you can probably hurl every grotesque prejudice slur her way and she wouldn't think twice about it. I love girls like this. Rating:
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Sorry dude, the rules apply in your country too. Rating:
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If you ever find yourself without access to TV, this is the perfect alternative. Rating:
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Especially when they are crowded around you with a video camera. That's just a dead give away. Rating:
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Unless bleeding all over yourself while friends laugh until they pee their pants, then it's a frigging party. Rating:
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face. Rating:
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If you ever wanted to know when the line was crossed, just follow this liver bursting morons lead. Rating:
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Either this girl just loves getting half naked in front of everyone, or she just never learns. Rating:
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After it sinks poisonous fangs in you, it rolls on it's back and begs for bacon strips. Rating:
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How he stood in front of a mic and became mayor of a state is still beyond me though. He should still walk around with that sword in my opinion. Rating:
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance. Rating:
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This is why you never try to prank the older brothers. Stick to the younger, slower, weaker ones. You'll thank me later. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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I guess Billy boy set of a chain reaction because now everyone in front of a camera wants to be famous for being psychotic. Rating:
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True classics never die because there's always a generation of naive 4th graders out there ready to walk into whatever you set up. Rating:
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Even the local soccer moms would fall for this one. What chance does a guy have? Rating:
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Yet beyond all the public drunkenness, it obviously isn't his problem with the most priority. Maybe if they let him chug some grey goose while on a treadmill it would help. Rating:
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid. Rating:
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Of all people to do this to, I'm pretty sure the Japanese are used to talking fake penises so this kind of blew up in his face. Rating:
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Next time you come across a Soviet, just challenge him to a dance off. I dare you. Rating:
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I'm sure he got over the whole being bigger then him thing a long time ago, but seeing her dripping anything isn't good for anyone. Rating:
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Double crossing is just the icing on this screamfest of a prank. This is why you never trust guys holding something over 7 inches. Rating:
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that. Rating:
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Just give him a second to pan the camera right and you'll want to slap this dog across the face too. Rating:
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If you could see her up close you'd know why this is such a good defensive tactic to avoid a fight. Those lumps aren't natural. Rating:
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As if gas prices weren't high enough, you have to expect a hospital bill to tag along if you're going to fill up here. Rating:
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After you find out that all those years of masturbation practice won't be enough you may get a little sad. But hey, you always have yourself. Rating:
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I think shooting your friend in the leg ranks up there with kicking your mother in the face. Rating:
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Once again blood rushing to the penis destroys all logical judgment. I'm sure they really wanted you after you violated your own butthole dude. Rating:
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I'm no dirtbike expert but something about choosing this gigantic rock as your first riding experience doesn't seem logical. Rating:
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And with a guys neck has more muscle then your entire body you know damn well you're just going to sit there and take it. Even pretend to like it. Rating:
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This is kind of like when they tell you not to tap on the glass of a fish tank. Apparently you can't even look at oxen without catching hell. Rating:
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Those K turns can be brutal when everything looks like a flying cat that's out to kill you. Rating:
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Well just check out that paintjob on his ax. Do you need anymore proof? Rating:
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I take offense to the colonoscopy thing though. I think I've needed one since puberty. Rating:
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This is probably the dog equivalent to a zombie break out, or the apocalypse so be prepared for all the psychiatry your pet will need afterwards. Rating:
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All those anti violence advocators out there might want to think twice after seeing Lui Kang get a massage from Sub Zero. Rating:
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Sadly enough this isn't the first time I've seen this happen. There must be a really cheap beer out there that makes you see ninjas attacking you. Rating:
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That whole flipping forward thing loses it's effect when it sends one of your own players to the bench doesn't it? Rating:
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This crazy ass bird head bangs harder then a coked up hair band singer. Rating:
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Even if it stops your heart mid flight it still looks the funnest thing in the world. Rating:
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Especially when the sound is loud enough to pop your ear drums. It's like a two for one deal. Rating:
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If you value the life of your scrotum and want to make sure you have someone to use it on that is. Rating:
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In this day and age you really cant trust things to chance when it comes to your dongle. Rating:
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Of course, how can lighting a fire in your ass go wonderfully right? There really is only one outcome. Rating:
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Since driving may be to much for you, uprooting some plants that are trying to possess you might be a little more suitable. Rating:
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Sure, blame it on the ropes breaking. If you're going to use the name awesome then you should be able to fly to safety or something. Rating:
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I'm surprised he didn't get arrested while filming this. Where's Chris Hansen when you need him? Oh, that's right, in his cryogenic chamber. Rating:
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It's hard living in a town where cops stop chasing you if you just drive a far enough distance away from them. Rating:
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It will give you a heart attack just looking at it but think of all the accidental bikini top malfunctions it's going to cause.
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His bruised face and ego just opened a door to a whole new way to face plant yourself into humiliation. Rating:
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Messing with your girl when she's trying to relax is always going to backfire when you get to the bedroom that night. Rating:
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I hope he gets used to his sons mixed emotional outbursts because he is going to be confused for the rest of his life now. Rating:
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Another learning experience at such a young age. By the time he hits puberty that pimp hand is going to be strong. Rating:
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Always be aware of those signs from your mother because you might have a MILF on your hands too. Be afraid. Rating:
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Now if I could only wash the pathetic out of the emo's we'd be in business. Rating:
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Around your 25th birthday or so all those dungeons and dragon fantasies are going to bite you in the ass. Especially when even a hooker says no to you after seeing this. Rating:
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If you can get the genetic jackhammer with a Rick Roll, you can get anybody. Rating:
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It hurts at first, but just think of the price you save on pads. Rating:
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Much to his disbelief, things can get worse after you're in a wheelchair. Rating:
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Watching this can also catch you up to every sitcom's storyline in the world. Ever. Rating:
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When sucker punching makes it's first appearance then you're just opening up a whole new world of possibility. Rating:
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You may recognize this as it's their same solution to all of life's problems. Half assed, with little thinking. Rating:
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While you're down there you might as well look for Davey Jones. Rating:
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Passing out my prove a problem, but it's probably not as bad as crapping your pants at the same time. Rating:
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And the lesson is, metal hurts. Especially when it hits you in your stupid face. Rating:
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You're going to be the one needing diapers after watching this. Rating:
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All it needs is a place to stash the 9 milly and a big enough back seat for your hoe. Rating:
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Just be glad it doesn't taste like a car tire when you finally do get it.
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they. Rating:
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool. Rating:
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Your sisters first period is no laughing matter. She's just going to make you bleed too. Rating:
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Don't settle for the mess of trail and error, learn it from a pro the first time. Rating:
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I guess as long as it doesn't try to mate with you it's all good but that can't be a healthy diet. Rating:
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That bunny was to rare anyway, you'll get sick eating it like that. Rating:
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This could work with a rock too, but that really just depends on how good of a friend he is. Rating:
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I don't know how much brain damage it takes to think you're a cat but I hope it's a lot. Rating:
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You might want to keep your boners tucked away for this one though. Rating:
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Your penis probably gets an awesome tingling sensation, but it's not worth it when you float over enemy borders. Rating:
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If your ugly mug head banging to Dio isn't bad enough, try this wonderful prank to see how many people punch you in the face. Rating:
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I prefer something with a little more broken glass on the tip of it but whatever you can get your hands on should work. Rating:
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At least this one keeps you with some sort of dignity at the end of it. You're clothes do get to stay on and all. Rating:
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As long as the booties are capable then I guess lets create this army and put it to war. Rating:
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Hey look out...to late there's a swing in your esophagus. Rating:
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