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McDonald's employees get sprayed with a chemical by a car full of customers at a South Florida drive-through, with the incident caught on surveillance tape. The suspects are still at large. Rating:
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A guy tries to push himself inside a giant balloon. Amazingly, this doesn't work as planned. Rating:
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Now this is what I call teamwork! Rating:
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Drilling Accident Sends a Worker Flying Rating:
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Doctor getting ready to work on a dead body get the scare of his life. Rating:
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So I guess park workers and tourists just randomly start fighting somethings, and then everyone nearby joins in. Rating:
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Like your head is being sucked dry. Rating:
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Well at least he knows his brakes work. Rating:
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Ski jumps usually work better when you have more snow on the ground. I think this guy was destined for failure anyway though. Rating:
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You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? When you feed children scrambled eggs? Rating:
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Talented Asian kids perform a complicated classical work. Rating:
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A puppy discovers just how water works... Rating:
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Jessica Alba bonded with the penguins she worked with in Good Luck Chuck. Rating:
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The European workplace is very different from the American one. Rating:
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We got a future BMX biker in the works here. Rating:
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I have faith that someone will try this and report back whether or not it works. Rating:
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This might actually be reason for a raise considering she will never know where the sexual harassment line is. Or if it exists. Rating:
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again. Rating:
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However, it might not work on every single guy out there. Just be aware. Rating:
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If ice cream is to complicated for them, I hope they never get the urge to work on their own cars. Rating:
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Calling the letters on top for yourself might not work in this situation though. Rating:
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Make sure you are wearing some sort of cup in the genital area if you want to try this on one of your friends. Rating:
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It doesn't even sound possible on paper, but somehow this kid made it happen with many, many sexless hours of hard work. Rating:
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At $5.50 an hour, sometimes the only thing left to do is go absolutely crazy. Rating:
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Hey, it's cleaner then food and no one feels dirty in the end. There is a little more blood involved though. Rating:
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Anything to get out of a little manual labor. Rating:
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Or, probably anywhere else other then a basketball game for that matter. Rating:
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern. Rating:
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater. Rating:
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As if working at Best Buy wasn't bad enough. Now they can enjoy embarrassment even in the after life. Rating:
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How he stood in front of a mic and became mayor of a state is still beyond me though. He should still walk around with that sword in my opinion. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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Looks like just an excuse to not have to work out again to me. Rating:
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Once again blood rushing to the penis destroys all logical judgment. I'm sure they really wanted you after you violated your own butthole dude. Rating:
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I guess he could play this off by saying the chili peppers made fire come out of his ass but it's not going to work for to long. Rating:
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A cellulite ridden ass like that would be enough to make me never even look at a woman again so I guess she wins. Rating:
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Of course, how can lighting a fire in your ass go wonderfully right? There really is only one outcome. Rating:
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Messing with your girl when she's trying to relax is always going to backfire when you get to the bedroom that night. Rating:
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Make sure they have a little bit more alcohol in them next time before asking to see a boob. Rating:
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I didn't know dogs could be masochists but he sure seems to be getting off on the feeling of burning fur. Rating:
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The throw it down and run in idiotic circles method doesn't work vs explosives last time I checked. Rating:
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This could work with a rock too, but that really just depends on how good of a friend he is. Rating:
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I prefer something with a little more broken glass on the tip of it but whatever you can get your hands on should work. Rating:
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And it's still as funny as ever on the completely oblivious. Someone should try it on a cop. Rating:
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If it was a steroid needle he so would have been all over that. Good thing his jaw is made out of machismo and jagerbombs. Rating:
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Good thing the workers didn't follow along because there would be a lot of dirty bathrooms across the tri-state. Rating:
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They are a little late to the game but they are making up for it in regret. That's usually how it works on the internet. Rating:
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I'd say that's worth at least a few hours in the office, alone at the end of the day before she gets fired. Rating:
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