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So much for swinging gallantly onto your horse and riding off with your bride...
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For a guy with no arms, winning a swimming race is pretty impressive.
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Twins show off their balling skills.
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Pluto was just having some fun with a kid at Disney, when a raging helicopter parent had to get involved and start throwing her weight around.
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funny commercial
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This is what happens when you wear bread boxers.
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Cedrick Winters the bearded Dragon with a cat that wants to play.
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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk.
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Good thing his friends were there to help, or there'd be no getting out of that jam
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Weeeee! That looks like fun.
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Flips, jungle gyms, swings & things.
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Dude winds up getting more than he ask for.
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How to Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew
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A truly bizarre but captivating wall painting come to life via stop motion video.
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Even the wind was getting fed up waiting for him to jump, so it gave him a little nudge
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Something about rabbits chewing scares the hell out of me.
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Paparazzi catch Amy looking like she's stealing a magazine.
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Boll vs. Winchester Fight
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All we need is a dog in a referee outfit and we can start a league.
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She must be the scapegoat for the entire grade.
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I see a lot of people got a lot of free money for being retarded. Sounds about right.
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This is going to make the girl never go near a window or celebrate Easter for the rest of her life.
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And it's quite possibly the quickest, and easiest way to win a million in the history of the world.
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I bet all they win are a bunch of toasters and a girl shaped pillow too.
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Who knew that hell could exist in such a cold place?
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The perfect alibi is always to blame it on someone else. At least he made the glass disappear.
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If only they could drive off a bridge then this could be an Oscar winner. And a favor to humanity.
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All these years and we still can't get past racism and oppression? Oh well, you can always Guess Who!
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern.
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If only you could ask politely for peoples wallets before throwing them into the ground and stealing their cars.
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Or maybe its a way to make a tree grow inside them. Either way it's win win.
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A little techno and couple quick edits and this kid is the next internet superstar. Free of ecstasy too.
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Sorry dude, the rules apply in your country too.
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Looks like he's having a ball with it though. It must happen daily.
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump.
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The estrogen bomb that went off in this studio is the equivalent of a libido based Chernobyl.
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid.
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As if gas prices weren't high enough, you have to expect a hospital bill to tag along if you're going to fill up here.
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I don't know how this is intimidating but I probably don't want to see whatever she's growing down there up close to find out.
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A cellulite ridden ass like that would be enough to make me never even look at a woman again so I guess she wins.
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That whole flipping forward thing loses it's effect when it sends one of your own players to the bench doesn't it?
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What a quitter he is though. Keep going kid, there might be some candy in there.
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Under 3 year old rules this counts as a grand slam, and three weeks grounding without ice cream.
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I didn't know Freudian slips could come in the form of drawings too.
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool.
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A room full of drunken jocks throwing punches at each other. What possibly could go wrong? All thats missing is some hair gel and a wife beater.
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Hey look out...to late there's a swing in your esophagus.
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You're never to young to have the internet laugh at your pain. Just look at that kids face.
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