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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi... Rating:
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I've always wanted an elephant's ass-print on my hood... Rating:
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Don't leave food in your car when you're in Alaska... unless you want muthafkin bears in your muthafkin car! Rating:
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Cedrick Winters the bearded Dragon with a cat that wants to play. Rating:
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Crips & Bloods done made every nigga wanna gang bang. These Las Vegas gang members say & act like they wanna murk somethin... Rating:
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Guess he didn't want to be no baby daddy... Rating:
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Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn pull into the Stinking Rose Restaurant on La Cienega, but apparently they can't decide whether they want to eat there or...go to McDonalds ya'll Rating:
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Cute Girl Dancing Rating:
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I guess he wants to remodel his place! Rating:
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excelent commercial Rating:
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If all the English students in Japan are that cute, I really want to go teach there! Rating:
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Looks like everyone wants to get involved. Rating:
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Aww, he just wants to share the love! Rating:
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Ever wanted to take a spin in a robotic arm? Rating:
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This kid really does want to go to the candy shop. Rating:
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy. Rating:
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It's exactly what he wanted. Just, not in front of every girl he knows. Rating:
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Demolition never came so cheap before. Or unwanted. Rating:
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This graceful jump almost makes me want to go try it. Almost. Rating:
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That whole shower concept shouldn't be forced on people who don't want to do it. See what happens? Rating:
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you. Rating:
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And the funnest if I do say so myself. Who doesn't want to spear a snowman? Rating:
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there. Rating:
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Someone might want to tell him that he's doing that backwards. Actually, don't. Rating:
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When a shot of electricity in your ear is having no effect, you might want to check for a pulse. Rating:
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Make sure you are wearing some sort of cup in the genital area if you want to try this on one of your friends. Rating:
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Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it. Rating:
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If only he had that same urge to get a job and pay for all that litter he uses... Rating:
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This cab driver doesn't want to be on video tape but apparently the passenger doesn't give a damn. Rating:
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe. Rating:
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He may not be old enough to talk but he knows where the goods are. Rating:
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Just remember, if Polly doesn't get his Prozac, daddy won't have balls when he wakes up. Rating:
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now. Rating:
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face. Rating:
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If shes going to get wet down there I guess she wants to do it on her own. Rating:
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If you ever wanted to know when the line was crossed, just follow this liver bursting morons lead. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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I guess Billy boy set of a chain reaction because now everyone in front of a camera wants to be famous for being psychotic. Rating:
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He either loves the smell of charred testicles, or he really wants to milk every 'hot dog' joke possible. Rating:
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I always knew those Collegehumor guys had a thing, I just didn't want to say it. Fags. Rating:
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Just give him a second to pan the camera right and you'll want to slap this dog across the face too. Rating:
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Once again blood rushing to the penis destroys all logical judgment. I'm sure they really wanted you after you violated your own butthole dude. Rating:
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Everyone wants to be Chuck Norris but no one wants to buy a total gym. Rating:
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All those anti violence advocators out there might want to think twice after seeing Lui Kang get a massage from Sub Zero. Rating:
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I don't know how this is intimidating but I probably don't want to see whatever she's growing down there up close to find out. Rating:
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If you value the life of your scrotum and want to make sure you have someone to use it on that is. Rating:
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In this day and age you really cant trust things to chance when it comes to your dongle. Rating:
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Having the name Tatum Wan was a close second to ruining it but he managed to beat it out. Rating:
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If he wanted to find a woman he should be looking in the mirror after that perm appointment he had. Rating:
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He was a monster long before Spore was ever created but my god I don't want to know what his special attack is. Rating:
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You might want to keep your boners tucked away for this one though. Rating:
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Load up the lawnmower, down a six pack, pop the clutch and it's happy birthday, merry Christmas and happy Kwanzaa all in one. Rating:
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Alright, who let Polly into the medicine chest again? Rating:
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Since he wants to act like a monkey I'm sure he won't mind the rectal banana retaliation. Rating:
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