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This is cute and hilarious at the same time. The baby panda sneezes and scares the mother. Rating:
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Next time use a stick of dynamite so we can continue to cleanse the gene pool. Rating:
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I think it's about time to call the cat police on this Dorito thief. Rating:
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Two hotties take trip down memory lane Rating:
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Trust me, it's a horrible idea that you'll regret for a long time. This guy must have been pretty hard up to take a leak though, and the fence must have been appealing. Rating:
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A poor kid trying to have some quality time with himself gets hilariously busted. Rating:
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Funny video of people sleeping Rating:
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Sometimes, it's good to bullshit your kids. Rating:
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Someone's seen that CGI car commercial where they do this a few too many times.
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There's this thing called putting your car in park. Try it sometime. Rating:
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It's the time of the year to scare the hell out of people! Rating:
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The Blue Angel's "Fat Albert" Rating:
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Got Milk? Sometimes, it's good to be the milkman... Rating:
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This is not the first time they fall off ! Rating:
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Mayb next time you will turn the bike off, DADDY! Rating:
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Here are some excerpts form my life as a multimedia magician. I hope you like it. Rating:
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New York Times Square streaker Rating:
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By the time they know what's coming they are already asleep. Rating:
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Next time your friends tell you to hold their balls, make sure to bring a cup. Rating:
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Don't worry, she takes balls to the head all the time. Normally, not to the back of the skull though. Rating:
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Anytime the guy saying he loves you starts shooting pixelated lightening out of his hands...run. Fast. Rating:
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Next time you trap your friend under a bucket of water, make sure he isn't stronger then you. Or faster. Rating:
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This must be the most action they've gotten in a long time. Rating:
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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Not even the dressing room is a safe place from these psychos. Be aware next time you are just in your underwear. Rating:
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Get this guy liquored up and you can have your own free demolition crew at all times. Rating:
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Judging by his reaction, that might not be the first time he's had thins forced into his face. Rating:
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Whatever they wrote, I'm sure it would be ten times better then the real thing anyway. Rating:
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There comes a time in every mans life when he has to taste his balls from the inside. This is one of those times. Rating:
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This might be the very last time the princess gets kidnapped. Because everyone else is dead now. Rating:
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Sometimes those walls come out of nowhere though. Rating:
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And this time we have choreographed dance done by a lookalike. Rating:
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I think this video caused instant retardation for the first time. Rating:
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That was the last time he ever tried that stunt. Because his balls were stuck in his stomach and he couldn't ride again. Rating:
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Even in a million life times, this situation would probably never arise again. Rating:
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He's going to need a lifetime supply of lotion to make that stinging go away. Rating:
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By the looks of it, that's the fastest speed the car has ever hit in its lifetime. Rating:
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Because once just isn't enough when you are acting this stupid. Rating:
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Resorting to inflatable rafts for transportation would be great in these times of high gas prices. Rating:
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At $5.50 an hour, sometimes the only thing left to do is go absolutely crazy. Rating:
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with. Rating:
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One day this is going to teach them to talk. Until, enjoy your time without them being your new leaders. Rating:
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Great, by the time shes 10 she will have already taken over the world at this rate. Rating:
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Different strokes for different folks. Make sure to pick up one for your girl if she complains next time. Rating:
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe. Rating:
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It's also a good way to get stabbed by your friends with household objects by accident. Rating:
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This was the last time they put Grey Goose in the pinata. Rating:
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Last time this kid ever goes outside of his house without a diaper again. Rating:
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This may be the one time that a $1.00 bag of confetti was worth the price of a digital camera being destroyed. Owned! Rating:
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That was the last time he attached a single engine plane to the end of his kite rope. Rating:
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I can't believe it but the whole soulja boy craze just got about 50 times worse. How is this even possible! Rating:
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You've got to watch out for those parked cars. They come out of thin air sometimes. Rating:
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time. Rating:
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Crack heard or not. All that delaying helped him get more time to solve the puzzle. That's using your (crack) head. Rating:
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time. Rating:
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Only in America could such an idiotic moron be rewarded with the time and effort it took to make this. Rating:
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Sadly enough, this version is about 100 times better then his real performance. To hell with it, I give it a month before he's signed! Rating:
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Time to trade in those bullet proof vests for wet suits. Rating:
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Sometimes blue balls just have to be taken care of. Regardless of how many cameras are around. Rating:
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She probably should have just slapped him with one of those chest monsters, but I'm sure his leaking scrotum will remind him to pick her up next time. Rating:
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Next time you come across a Soviet, just challenge him to a dance off. I dare you. Rating:
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I'm sure he got over the whole being bigger then him thing a long time ago, but seeing her dripping anything isn't good for anyone. Rating:
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius. Rating:
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I'm no dirtbike expert but something about choosing this gigantic rock as your first riding experience doesn't seem logical. Rating:
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Those giant buildings just pop out of nowhere sometimes. Genius. Rating:
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Sadly enough this isn't the first time I've seen this happen. There must be a really cheap beer out there that makes you see ninjas attacking you. Rating:
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Even if it stops your heart mid flight it still looks the funnest thing in the world. Rating:
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Since driving may be to much for you, uprooting some plants that are trying to possess you might be a little more suitable. Rating:
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The airbag is a nice touch but reality left this fools mind a long time ago. The Wii is dangerous. Rating:
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Now all those Chinese people are going to get confused when it comes to dinner time. Rating:
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I love how he comments at the end that he's done, as if the 95,000 other failed attempts had no effect. Rating:
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Another learning experience at such a young age. By the time he hits puberty that pimp hand is going to be strong. Rating:
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Make sure they have a little bit more alcohol in them next time before asking to see a boob. Rating:
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Good thing she had her dirty uncle molesting her from behind the whole time at least. Not a total lost. Rating:
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Passing out my prove a problem, but it's probably not as bad as crapping your pants at the same time. Rating:
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The throw it down and run in idiotic circles method doesn't work vs explosives last time I checked. Rating:
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool. Rating:
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Don't settle for the mess of trail and error, learn it from a pro the first time. Rating:
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Keep in mind anytime more then 5 feet of air is involved its considered extreme. To the max! Rating:
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Anytime you have 10 different options to break your jaw, it makes things funnier. Rating:
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Sometimes the only way kids learn are with asphalt lessons taught by concrete teachers. Rating:
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Absolutely brilliant and very funny and laugh all you want but I'm sure you would have done the same Rating:
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This is the best way not top get any for a long time don't try this at home. Rating:
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Worst ever time to faint but that's what you get for trying to do things like this. Rating:
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Someone has a whole lot of time on their hands and really is suffering from the get a job paradox. Rating:
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She is having the time of her life! Rating:
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Tell a drunken woman in a bar you are gay and whatever she does you don't feel a thing. Rating:
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She is having the time of her life! Rating:
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Oh my god! even my heart dropped when she screamed! I had to watch it a few times. Rating:
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