 |
My life needs more little kids being thrown around by a 300-pound man.
|
 |
I would have said screw first base, ran to my camera and took a hundred pictures if this happened to me.
|
 |
I've got a feeling being a hero isn't in this kids future.
|
 |
Just make sure you don't video tape your buddies death by accident.
|
 |
Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it.
|
 |
He's the secret assassin that smells like old thrown out Chinese food.
|
 |
Well, seeing as they are an Asian couple this just might be their way of tenderizing it.
|