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Pluto was just having some fun with a kid at Disney, when a raging helicopter parent had to get involved and start throwing her weight around.
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The senator from the planet Rabb-9 attends the galactic senate only to fly into a fit of rage when things don't go his planet's way.
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Candy flirts with basketball star Lebron James at a bar in LA.
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Show us your BEST monkey impression and you'll get to star in an upcoming Bikini News episode!
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I love the land of excess. This place is just fun.
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So I guess park workers and tourists just randomly start fighting somethings, and then everyone nearby joins in.
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You gotta love how the goalie starts to run after the idiot fan, then decides it'd be better to collapse on the ground. Yeah, soccer players are real tough.
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Considering how many music videos these days have people basically having sex in the background, I'd say this girl is off to a good start
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Who is the doofis who started that! And why can't these people just run...or walk... WHAT IS GOING ON!
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Dancing with the Stars, no, just some young Iraqi cuties !
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Just because you have billions of dollars doesn't mean you can jump off buildings with impunity. Tony Stark, you are not.
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A Day in the Life of Lindsay Lohan starring our darling heroine, her bodyguard, and a friend. Lindsay pops all over the place today a...
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It's not the East or the West side... it's the Dark Side.
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At least he didn't get the one where his computer won't stop playing porn...
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Hollywood, California where the stars show their support for the Declare Yourself Campaign.
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Phil Hanson buys all the food from Starbucks, chews it up, and makes a portrait of Britney Spears.
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Bill explains the fate of his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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All we need now is a pig on a scooter with a siren and we can start regulating his speed.
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We need to start moving the driving age to 40.
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Anytime the guy saying he loves you starts shooting pixelated lightening out of his hands...run. Fast.
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Use this on your friends, but only if you have enough space to get a head start running.
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All we need is a dog in a referee outfit and we can start a league.
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Does this mean if he gets into office that a top of the chain rap star will be second in command?
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I guess we need to start getting security locks for the doggy doors too.
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I think I can start watching this "sport" now.
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know.
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A little techno and couple quick edits and this kid is the next internet superstar. Free of ecstasy too.
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Yeah, um, there's something terribly wrong here but I don't even know where to start. Russian people are awesome.
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Don't worry kid, it just gets worse from here on out. Start popping those aderall's now.
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start.
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In this day and age you really cant trust things to chance when it comes to your dongle.
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He will probably start to regret it once he has to have special pants made to contain the swelling of his testicles.
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His jiggy force is off the charts. The power of the gay is pretty strong too though.
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His jedi strength is weak for now, but that's because he only gets paid $7.50 an hour.
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