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All I've got to say is that I'm really glad I'm not a baby water buffalo.
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Crips & Bloods done made every nigga wanna gang bang. These Las Vegas gang members say & act like they wanna murk somethin...
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Considering how many music videos these days have people basically having sex in the background, I'd say this girl is off to a good start
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A Day in the Life of Lindsay Lohan starring our darling heroine, her bodyguard, and a friend. Lindsay pops all over the place today a...
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A German TV show sets up a fake mirror which doesn't make a reflection. Needless to say, it freaks out a few people.
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Just one little bounce can bring so much pleasure!
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun.
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Just like the old equation says, "x + slow motion = instant profit".
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This might be her way of saying she's sick and tired of being shot with his other gun. Or maybe it's just a reason to kill him.
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Anytime the guy saying he loves you starts shooting pixelated lightening out of his hands...run. Fast.
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But then again, that's why they're wrestlers right? Half my brain says yes.
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And the funnest if I do say so myself. Who doesn't want to spear a snowman?
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with.
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll!
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I have to say, using your own kid to clear out an entire pile of bricks is a ballsy thing to do. I love it.
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I don't care what the infomercial says, these things are sex toys plain and simple.
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I always knew those Collegehumor guys had a thing, I just didn't want to say it. Fags.
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I guess he could play this off by saying the chili peppers made fire come out of his ass but it's not going to work for to long.
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I'd say this prank went horribly wrong, but I think the list of wrong things begins with the eye liner and blowout hair cut and just keeps going for eternity.
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I knew I should have gotten him insurance for the damn thing.
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I can't say I'm totally creeped out by it. I guess I need an up close hands on tutorial to really understand first.
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I give it two weeks before Fox news digs it up and says it's the fault of Grand Theft Auto. Just wait.
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I can't say I am all that weired out by this. Theres a tasty treat at the end of every sick minded perversion in this situation.
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Around your 25th birthday or so all those dungeons and dragon fantasies are going to bite you in the ass. Especially when even a hooker says no to you after seeing this.
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It could really help at those crucial make or break business meetings. Just keep it in mind.
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Well he didn't get that job for graduating Harvard. I wonder how embarrassing a resume is when it says "fired for turning store into a fish tank" though.
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I'd say that's worth at least a few hours in the office, alone at the end of the day before she gets fired.
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It's so funny when the kid says NOT FUNNY!
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A compilation of the things kids ignore.
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It's safe to say we know what's on his dirty, dirty mind.
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