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Some brutal thugs rob a cell phone store.
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Don't annoy monkeys, we'll need them someday to save us from the robots!
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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk.
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See what really happened inside that Las Vegas hotel room. .
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This just has "Judge Dredd" written all over it.
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This footage was recently released on Russian television. A Nikolaev, Russia businessman tipped off the police that he was about to be hit and/or robbed by the mafia. The police set up cameras inside ...
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10/18/07A suspected bank robber led police on a wild chase that began in Bucks County and ended with a crash in Northeast Philadelphia Wednesday evening.
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That'll so wreck your vacation right there.
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky.
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Christina put in another round today at Bel Bambini on Robertson Blvd., once again with husband in tow. Her baby bump is visibly a bit bigger from the last t...
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky.
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Ever wanted to take a spin in a robotic arm?
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As soon as these kids are old enough to get guns, they'll probably be shooting each other.
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This is perhaps the ultimate battle. Watch these two legends duke it out in this incredibly well edited video.
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He finds his problems only multiply
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Either that or two gay guys are doing it all wrong.
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Just think of it as a giant, blue, painful stop sign.
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And you thought mentos and diet coke was a problem? Make sure to stay away from this combination then.
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I would probably kill myself if some kids rust box was beating my $200,000 super car.
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Even in a million life times, this situation would probably never arise again.
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Hey look out for that...flipping human being?
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with.
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This is probably a little bit worse then teepee'ing somebodies house.
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board.
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Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it.
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Or, probably anywhere else other then a basketball game for that matter.
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Judging by the country she probably has to do this just to get into bed everyday.
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This thing is insane. It actually plays the song based on the visualization on the screen, and is not preprogrammed. Johnny-5 alive!
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But making a decision like this probably makes thinking not one of his things either. I hope that sidewalk tasted good.
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If I could talk about herpes, anal warts and BDSM fetishes from my cubical I'd probably get a job.
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I would have called him out on his ugly girlfriend problem myself but hey, that's just me.j
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life.
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Yet you can probably hurl every grotesque prejudice slur her way and she wouldn't think twice about it. I love girls like this.
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Yet beyond all the public drunkenness, it obviously isn't his problem with the most priority. Maybe if they let him chug some grey goose while on a treadmill it would help.
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She probably should have just slapped him with one of those chest monsters, but I'm sure his leaking scrotum will remind him to pick her up next time.
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that.
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But judging by the size of his breasts I think it's the least of his problems. Maybe the scare burned off a few of those calories.
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Father of the year right here. This was probably right after filling the bottle with vodka and leaving forks next to the outlets.
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Hopefully they don't get to upset when an inmate steals their virginity from them.
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This is probably the dog equivalent to a zombie break out, or the apocalypse so be prepared for all the psychiatry your pet will need afterwards.
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I don't know how this is intimidating but I probably don't want to see whatever she's growing down there up close to find out.
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He will probably start to regret it once he has to have special pants made to contain the swelling of his testicles.
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If that is happening from salvia, then soda probably sends him into a diabetic shock. Get the padded room ready for him.
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It's kind of like getting robbed in the city but more of a chance of getting aids.
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You may recognize this as it's their same solution to all of life's problems. Half assed, with little thinking.
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Passing out my prove a problem, but it's probably not as bad as crapping your pants at the same time.
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Shes 90% robot and 10% plastic at this point so this is probably the least of her problems.
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Your penis probably gets an awesome tingling sensation, but it's not worth it when you float over enemy borders.
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Maybe they can try this with 50 cent and every other linear stain on MTV and really make a hit.
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