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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi... Rating:
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"Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration." [Thomas Alva Edison, 1847-1931] Rating:
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Bruce Lee is turning over in his grave Rating:
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The senator from the planet Rabb-9 attends the galactic senate only to fly into a fit of rage when things don't go his planet's way. Rating:
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The race is over, and so is this guy. Rating:
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Sweltering temperatures during the Chicago marathon led to hospitalizations, and even one death. Rating:
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Very Graphic!!!!! Rating:
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Eating shall not be tolerated. Rating:
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haha....just watch!!! Rating:
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A cutie demonstrates that she can't ride a scooter. Rating:
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I live in Los Angeles, and I hereby certify that this is an accurate description of LA women. Rating:
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An anti-war demonstrator accosted Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as she arrived to testify at a hearing on Capitol Hill, shouting "war criminal" before being dragged away by security.
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See what happens when an automated operator takes over. Rating:
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To be fair, it looked like the little brat was tugging on the display pretty hard before it tipped over on him. Rating:
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Awesome Pirates of the Caribbean Theme on Guitar Rating:
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Before he was a mallrat, Jason Lee was a pretty awesome skateboarder. Rating:
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These are your lungs on tobacco. Rating:
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Bambi gets obliterated. Rating:
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This cat likes it kinky. Rating:
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Wow! Angelina Jolie, She is just so HOT. Damn that lucky guy Bratt Pitt Rating:
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Ah, family moments. These are the things dreams are made of. Rating:
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This is going to make the girl never go near a window or celebrate Easter for the rest of her life. Rating:
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there. Rating:
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No better way to break onto national TV then to grab your crotch and go to town. Rating:
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Great, by the time shes 10 she will have already taken over the world at this rate. Rating:
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And with his broken scrotum, goes the last bit of hope for the future generations of the world. Rating:
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It's just another thing for their nonconforming Avril Lavigne idolizing girlfriends to comfort them about. Rating:
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I didn't see a single ball grab so I don't think this is entirely accurate. Rating:
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If you ever wanted to know when the line was crossed, just follow this liver bursting morons lead. Rating:
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True classics never die because there's always a generation of naive 4th graders out there ready to walk into whatever you set up. Rating:
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Damn, I wish my weiner was desirable enough to make girls run marathons to get it. I think it needs a hat. Rating:
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Well it is Fox news. I'm pretty this is the only way they can get ratings. Rating:
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Isn't there something wrong with a guy who has a mental orgasm on stage over operating systems being afraid of chicken babies? Rating:
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it. Rating:
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Only the people that eat live octopus and think squirting milk out of their butts would find this normal in school education. Rating:
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It may have boosted ratings through the roof, but now she needs to get an aids test. Rating:
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I don't remember any war stories about getting anal virginity stolen by a K-9, but a scar is a scar. Rating:
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Looks like just another lazy excuse not to exercise to me. Rating:
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They shouldn't operate anything outside of their shelters but buses are really out of the question now. Rating:
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Looks like that over saturation of facts in their episodes means something more then Cartman calling people Jews. Rating:
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Maybe they tolerate that kind of stuff in Russia, but a library is no place for an orgasm. Rating:
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Load up the lawnmower, down a six pack, pop the clutch and it's happy birthday, merry Christmas and happy Kwanzaa all in one. Rating:
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Soulja boy just went into the stratosphere. God help us all. Rating:
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If horse carriages aren't even off limits then I'm sticking to using sewers as transportation. Rating:
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Baby sitter finally getting revenge on those brats that always terrorized her. Rating:
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I can't imagine a dog being humiliated worse then this i would just go eat rat poison if i were him. Rating:
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You should see her go on the monkey bars at the playground! Rating:
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This new and amazing interrogation method seems to have great answers Rating:
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Never know when the opportunity might present itself, so be ready! Rating:
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Why is it so fun to watch other people get hurt? Rating:
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What would be the height of embarrassment? Rating:
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