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Some of these people were one insult away from pooping their pants in public.
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She should bring a pooper scooper along with her when she does this, just in case of accidents.
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All the bleach in the world isn't going to get that taste out of his mouth. Smooth move.
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I think I'm going to use this tactic to potty train my kids. Every A sound sound will make them poop uncontrollably.
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do.
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It's something we've all had to deal with at least once in our lives. I'm glad to see how casually he's handling it.
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It might still be true that girls don't poop though, so don't lose hope.
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I had a cousin that used to do this same thing. He ate a lot more of his own poop though.
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Looks like he found the report very enjoyable I guess. Because it was solid and all.
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Seriously. If my significant other even attempted something like this on me they wouldn't be left with the ability to do it without the help of machines for the rest of their lives.
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He even tries to play it off like nothing happened for the sake of good news reporting. The irony is this is the most unbiased thing they've reported in ages.
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And apparently they use their own offspring as toilet paper. How resourceful.
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Well come on now, those port-a-potties are just disgusting. Nothing beats a good pine cone wipe now and then.
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Since he wants to act like a monkey I'm sure he won't mind the rectal banana retaliation.
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Yuck gross!
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