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This is how I feel about rush hour traffic every single day.
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Compilation of people getting owned bad
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I think he should get bonus points for managing to slide his flipped car that far down the freeway.
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Trust me, it's a horrible idea that you'll regret for a long time. This guy must have been pretty hard up to take a leak though, and the fence must have been appealing.
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Need For Speed Pro Street Preview
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Fuel? That can't all be pee.
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BURLESON, TX -- A high-speed police chase came to a quick and fatal end in Burleson, Texas on Friday.
The chase began when police spotted 41-year-old James Vorhees driving a stolen truck.
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His doggy gave him a golden shower.
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This guy must be on speed.
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Cops take out a speeding motorcyclist.
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Good experiment!
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this guy can not get his door unlocked because it is frozen so he pees on it!
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A sheriff's deputy thinks he just caught a speeding motorist, but it turns out it's a woman having a baby.
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Highspeed Motorcycle Racing at Track, VIO POV1 Video Footage.
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All we need now is a pig on a scooter with a siren and we can start regulating his speed.
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This is true. The last progressive Swedish speed thrash power industrial Scandinavian grindcore super black metal band I played in sounded just like this!
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Just think of it as a giant, blue, painful stop sign.
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I guess he needed a little more shock in those Nikes for the second take.
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By the looks of it, that's the fastest speed the car has ever hit in its lifetime.
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Hey, at least it's a politician telling the truth for once.
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This is probably a little bit worse then teepee'ing somebodies house.
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Full speed ahead!
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I see the public school systems are still doing an excellent job with the students education.
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If only we could all be like Dane Cook and steal material from the rest of the world.
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If you ever find yourself without access to TV, this is the perfect alternative.
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Unless bleeding all over yourself while friends laugh until they pee their pants, then it's a frigging party.
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Time to trade in those bullet proof vests for wet suits.
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright.
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Even the local soccer moms would fall for this one. What chance does a guy have?
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that.
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Passing out my prove a problem, but it's probably not as bad as crapping your pants at the same time.
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At least this one keeps his spine in tact, with a trade of his masculinity though.
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I'm guessing he's on his way to Broadway after this show. Because of the lisp, not the singing.
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It's always good to learn that life is nothing but downhill after High School as soon as possible.
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At least there is one animal on the planet that can handle eating those easter peeps things. The Parkinson's is just a mild side effect.
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Well he's never going to be getting married himself for obvious reasons so I guess he's got nothing to lose.
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