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The trick to doing a flip is ending up right-side up again...
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I like my face extra well done please.
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My life needs more little kids being thrown around by a 300-pound man.
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I hope this was staged. Most likely it wasnt.
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Isn't hitting birdies more of a badminton thing?
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Compilation of people getting owned bad
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That's a long flight of stairs that this guy failed to clear.
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I support shaming people who pass out, but this is pretty excessive.
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People getting owned
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You're definitely doing it wrong.
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That can't have felt good.
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Next time your friends tell you to hold their balls, make sure to bring a cup.
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As long as that hand stays above the equator it can't be all that bad.
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It's exactly what he wanted. Just, not in front of every girl he knows.
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Good thing he knows how to run fast because he's going to be doing that a lot from now on.
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Use this on your friends, but only if you have enough space to get a head start running.
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Almost as influential as 2Girls1Cup but somehow not as memorable.
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Not for the lower half of that guys body at least.
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now.
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After watching this you may get the urge to extend your hand and give a little to your friends too.
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I'm just curious why a kid with a mohawk is even using a hair dryer in the first place.
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And parents still wonder why they aren't included in all these activities.
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And the funnest if I do say so myself. Who doesn't want to spear a snowman?
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Not even baseball stadiums are safe from Rick Astley.
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Just let them plow you in the nuts out of the blue and the ice will be broken. Along with everything else.
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Nothing worse then coming home from a long day of school and being forced to change your underwear.
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Someone might want to tell him that he's doing that backwards. Actually, don't.
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If this camera were any closer, we would see the terrified screams of her white blood cells.
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Some of these guys better have good insurance plans through their stations.
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If only someone let him know the forecast called for big ass water balloon pranks from the roof, he might have come prepared.
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Make sure you are wearing some sort of cup in the genital area if you want to try this on one of your friends.
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That was the last time he ever tried that stunt. Because his balls were stuck in his stomach and he couldn't ride again.
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He's going to need a lifetime supply of lotion to make that stinging go away.
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Because once just isn't enough when you are acting this stupid.
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Antiquing your friend really just shows that you care. Didn't you see the bucket of water?
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I've got a feeling being a hero isn't in this kids future.
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with.
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Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it.
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If he's this easily incorrigible, he may be in that position again later in life.
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Something tells me her days of being wet down there while being together with him, are over.
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Well, at least we know who daddy loves more now.
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Full speed ahead!
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice.
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Another girl gets sent to the wall of shame with a wet crotch. They're never going to learn.
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I am definitely going to have look these guys up if I ever get cheated on. This ownage knows no bounds!
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Judging by the look on his face and the puddle in his pants, I think the theory was proven wrong.
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I wish he was this determined at getting a job so he could pay for his own kibbles and bits.
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That's what you get for not going over an official bike ramp with no bike.
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He must have been to caught up dreaming of hugging trees to notice the kid with the pie running his way from the back of the place.
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I see the public school systems are still doing an excellent job with the students education.
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Last time this kid ever goes outside of his house without a diaper again.
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it.
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern.
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Maybe his hand had a growth spurt while inside the ball. Nah, he's just an idiot.
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Not sure if this classifies as being bisexual but he's going to be regretting this more then a prison inmate later tonight.
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This may be the one time that a $1.00 bag of confetti was worth the price of a digital camera being destroyed. Owned!
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life.
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And people wonder why so many shootings happen at schools.
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All these years of evolution and women are still finding ways on how not to use automobiles of any kind.
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Or maybe its a way to make a tree grow inside them. Either way it's win win.
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Well, seeing as they are an Asian couple this just might be their way of tenderizing it.
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know.
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year.
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Or anything that propels their body into this kind of motion for that matter. As if they weren't dumb enough.
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought.
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Shrapnel in the neck has a certain masculinity about it though so it's not all that bad. Walk it off.
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At least she will know what it's like to sleep as a hobo for the new week or two. Or ten.
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else.
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Well, after all those right guard commercials he did in the 90's I thought he knew this already.
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time.
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His little peanut head still passes as some genetic freak mutation so it's all good.
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Sorry dude, the rules apply in your country too.
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude.
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Maybe if he slipped on some of those tears he would learn some better dance moves.
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Unless bleeding all over yourself while friends laugh until they pee their pants, then it's a frigging party.
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face.
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright.
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Either this girl just loves getting half naked in front of everyone, or she just never learns.
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True classics never die because there's always a generation of naive 4th graders out there ready to walk into whatever you set up.
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Yet beyond all the public drunkenness, it obviously isn't his problem with the most priority. Maybe if they let him chug some grey goose while on a treadmill it would help.
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid.
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The whole slamming her to the floor thing out of nowhere is definitely effective, but I don't recommend doing it in front of angry parents.
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I'm sure he got over the whole being bigger then him thing a long time ago, but seeing her dripping anything isn't good for anyone.
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is.
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Eventually somebody is going to come by and wonder why this rock is wearing a pair of shoes.
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Double crossing is just the icing on this screamfest of a prank. This is why you never trust guys holding something over 7 inches.
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me.
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Can't a black man order chicken at a burger place without having to be oppressed? I guess not.
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This is why little Timmy has to wear a special helmet to school every day.
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it.
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But judging by the size of his breasts I think it's the least of his problems. Maybe the scare burned off a few of those calories.
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start.
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As if gas prices weren't high enough, you have to expect a hospital bill to tag along if you're going to fill up here.
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Apparently IQ numbers mean nothing on this job application. Maybe some people like being 6 feet under ipods and dvd players.
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To bad all it's going to take for revenge is to impregnant his girlfriend.
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Father of the year right here. This was probably right after filling the bottle with vodka and leaving forks next to the outlets.
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I guess he could play this off by saying the chili peppers made fire come out of his ass but it's not going to work for to long.
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Well now his fat lazy ass can finally feel like he's part of the game. Even if he is coughing up a piece of his lens.
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I would think the giant thing in his hand would give it away but hey, that's just me.
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At home they also have his room lined with rubber mats and he plays in giant balls of shredded news paper.
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I'd say this prank went horribly wrong, but I think the list of wrong things begins with the eye liner and blowout hair cut and just keeps going for eternity.
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The fact that it actually lifted him off the ground too made it absolutely certain that kids are not in his future.
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He even took some spectators out in the process. I didn't know rally race ethic applied to the minor leagues.
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That whole flipping forward thing loses it's effect when it sends one of your own players to the bench doesn't it?
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Especially when the sound is loud enough to pop your ear drums. It's like a two for one deal.
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Of course, how can lighting a fire in your ass go wonderfully right? There really is only one outcome.
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The airbag is a nice touch but reality left this fools mind a long time ago. The Wii is dangerous.
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I knew I should have gotten him insurance for the damn thing.
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I guess the points still count if his head goes through the hoop instead but not if it's not even attacked to the wall anymore.
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I love how he comments at the end that he's done, as if the 95,000 other failed attempts had no effect.
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He will probably start to regret it once he has to have special pants made to contain the swelling of his testicles.
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The only way he'd see TATU is blacked out, but it's a shame there's no way to see his pride again.
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His bruised face and ego just opened a door to a whole new way to face plant yourself into humiliation.
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Messing with your girl when she's trying to relax is always going to backfire when you get to the bedroom that night.
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I hope he gets used to his sons mixed emotional outbursts because he is going to be confused for the rest of his life now.
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When he wakes up from his dizzying coma, someone just let him know that it's not.
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What a quitter he is though. Keep going kid, there might be some candy in there.
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Yeah get used to it kid, there's going to be a lot of crying over females in the future.
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Another learning experience at such a young age. By the time he hits puberty that pimp hand is going to be strong.
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At least his outfit matches the stupidity of doing something like this.
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If you can get the genetic jackhammer with a Rick Roll, you can get anybody.
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He even tries to play it off like nothing happened for the sake of good news reporting. The irony is this is the most unbiased thing they've reported in ages.
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Good thing she had her dirty uncle molesting her from behind the whole time at least. Not a total lost.
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Much to his disbelief, things can get worse after you're in a wheelchair.
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I don't remember any war stories about getting anal virginity stolen by a K-9, but a scar is a scar.
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Under 3 year old rules this counts as a grand slam, and three weeks grounding without ice cream.
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Good to see the teachers of America setting the right example.
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Looks like just another lazy excuse not to exercise to me.
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Guess he needs a little more coverage to avoid eating enemy fists from all angles.
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And for his next trick he is going to find a way to set himself on fire while in the bath tub.
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All the detentions and bad grades were paid back in one swift motion. Looked like he was about to pimp slap the kid at the end though.
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they.
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool.
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Your sisters first period is no laughing matter. She's just going to make you bleed too.
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He may have stole all the money, but he left all his common sense behind with that facial.
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This could work with a rock too, but that really just depends on how good of a friend he is.
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Who said it can't be a contact sport? Just look at that swelling and regret.
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Anytime you have 10 different options to break your jaw, it makes things funnier.
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They are a little late to the game but they are making up for it in regret. That's usually how it works on the internet.
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That course would have made Indiana Jones sweat, you can't blame him.
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This guys passes out only to wake up in the middle of the lake.
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