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She dances as good as Britney Spears.
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How do you escape after a drunken night with a fat girl?
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However, it might not work on every single guy out there. Just be aware.
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Not sure if this classifies as being bisexual but he's going to be regretting this more then a prison inmate later tonight.
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If only I knew this years ago I wouldn't be stuck underneath a body marshmallow every night.
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Other then looking like a primordial zombie, the whole getting hit by traffic thing is kind of a downer.
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Messing with your girl when she's trying to relax is always going to backfire when you get to the bedroom that night.
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Surprisingly enough, this is exactly how he acted the night he lost his virginity. Which happened to be that same day. To his neighbors sprinkler.
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