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Next time use a stick of dynamite so we can continue to cleanse the gene pool. Rating:
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I think someone just got beat up bad Rating:
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Don't let being handicap stop you buddy! That was sick. Next years X games needs the wheelchair vert. Rating:
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A classic trick... Call out the next street magician you see! Rating:
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Dane Cook gets an unlucky hex put on him in Good Luck Chuck, causing every woman he meets to fall in love with the next guy. Rating:
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Mayb next time you will turn the bike off, DADDY! Rating:
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Next time your friends tell you to hold their balls, make sure to bring a cup. Rating:
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If he cries to you about it later, just tell him he can try your real gun next. Rating:
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Next time you trap your friend under a bucket of water, make sure he isn't stronger then you. Or faster. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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Not even the dressing room is a safe place from these psychos. Be aware next time you are just in your underwear. Rating:
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with. Rating:
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Maybe their next competition can be who can mop the fastest because this is asking for a mess. Rating:
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Different strokes for different folks. Make sure to pick up one for your girl if she complains next time. Rating:
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Next week he will be reporting from the hospital room in his bed of regret. Rating:
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A little techno and couple quick edits and this kid is the next internet superstar. Free of ecstasy too. Rating:
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She must need a place to store extra fuel to avoid the $6.00 gallon prices coming up next week. Rating:
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She probably should have just slapped him with one of those chest monsters, but I'm sure his leaking scrotum will remind him to pick her up next time. Rating:
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Next time you come across a Soviet, just challenge him to a dance off. I dare you. Rating:
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius. Rating:
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Father of the year right here. This was probably right after filling the bottle with vodka and leaving forks next to the outlets. Rating:
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Make sure they have a little bit more alcohol in them next time before asking to see a boob. Rating:
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When sucker punching makes it's first appearance then you're just opening up a whole new world of possibility. Rating:
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And for his next trick he is going to find a way to set himself on fire while in the bath tub. Rating:
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I was just waiting for some hobo to walk up and turn her body into a free carnival ride next. Rating:
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