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Hey buddy I hear Guns and Roses is looking for new talent.
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It's Forest Gump meets Pulp Fiction. Check out this funny video spoof of a crazy new movie. What if they actually made this one. I would go see it.
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You know he got fired
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Show us your BEST monkey impression and you'll get to star in an upcoming Bikini News episode!
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New Years Rave Video for New Years, along with the Music Video for Apollo
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These trains are not stable at all. Most people have to hold a rail or lean on a wall just to keep standing.
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Need For Speed Pro Street Preview
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Wow who has that kinda money?
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Cowboys and Ninjas get it on in a family diner. I wish I knew what this was from.
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This is a new way , try it !
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There's more dance in this traffic report than you've ever seen before.
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What a car !!
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This is definitely taking things to a whole new level.
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This would've been a lot funnier if they'd been on the air.
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An old video of cats boxing. Literally, someone put boxing gloves on cats. I sense a new reality TV show in the making here.
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A news reporter falls off of a stage during a live broadcast.
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I hope he loves his new haircut.
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A college in Illinois set a new school record, launching a pumpkin 234 feet
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If horses would just explode into fireballs, redneck America would have a new sport.
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun.
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New York Times Square streaker
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New Yorker Hates Questions
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again.
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It's hard to decide what to do in this situation. Godzilla could be coming at your or you could have 100's of fans you never knew about.
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He may need a new quad but that dismount gets a 10 all around from my judges.
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Apparently exercise isn't allowed in hell. Who knew?
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Finally, the news reports some hard hitting information that pertains to all of us.
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Who knew that a drunken uncoordinated mess could be so much more entertaining then the real thing.
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I'll take "uh-oh" for $500 Alex.
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Who knew that gearing up your size 5's would turn you into a professional baseball player?
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I guess there is a way to make this episode even funnier. Who knew.
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This is why the news never has anything good to talk about.
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When cat dirty, throw it out for a new one.
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Who knew that hell could exist in such a cold place?
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Finally! I knew someone would eventually do it without any crappy camera tricks.
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One day this is going to teach them to talk. Until, enjoy your time without them being your new leaders.
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I knew racism existed on the show, I just couldn't pinpoint it until now.
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Just the thing for all the ghetto ladies out there. I bet it goes double platinum.
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Next week he will be reporting from the hospital room in his bed of regret.
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I hope he doesn't plan on buying a new anus with that $400 because that's the first thing he's going to need in a few hours.
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If only I knew this years ago I wouldn't be stuck underneath a body marshmallow every night.
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do.
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At least she will know what it's like to sleep as a hobo for the new week or two. Or ten.
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Well, after all those right guard commercials he did in the 90's I thought he knew this already.
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Looks like he found the report very enjoyable I guess. Because it was solid and all.
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Yet you can probably hurl every grotesque prejudice slur her way and she wouldn't think twice about it. I love girls like this.
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I guess Billy boy set of a chain reaction because now everyone in front of a camera wants to be famous for being psychotic.
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Not only is this going to haunt him till the day he dies, but now Michael has a new target to "tell stories to".
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Well it is Fox news. I'm pretty this is the only way they can get ratings.
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I always knew those Collegehumor guys had a thing, I just didn't want to say it. Fags.
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Not because their white or anything, but because they don't have retardation as an excuse.
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At home they also have his room lined with rubber mats and he plays in giant balls of shredded news paper.
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It may have boosted ratings through the roof, but now she needs to get an aids test.
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I knew I should have gotten him insurance for the damn thing.
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Judging by the looks of him he's been eating car tires to supplement his protein intake too.
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His bruised face and ego just opened a door to a whole new way to face plant yourself into humiliation.
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I give it two weeks before Fox news digs it up and says it's the fault of Grand Theft Auto. Just wait.
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He even tries to play it off like nothing happened for the sake of good news reporting. The irony is this is the most unbiased thing they've reported in ages.
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Having the name Tatum Wan was a close second to ruining it but he managed to beat it out.
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When sucker punching makes it's first appearance then you're just opening up a whole new world of possibility.
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I guarantee that money made it's way down her shirt the second the camera went off though.
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You might want to keep your boners tucked away for this one though.
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If your ugly mug head banging to Dio isn't bad enough, try this wonderful prank to see how many people punch you in the face.
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His jedi strength is weak for now, but that's because he only gets paid $7.50 an hour.
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