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You'll never look at ice cream, smashed potatoes, or the Thanksgiving squash the same ever again... Enjoy!
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Remind me never to piss of a kangaroo...
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Remind me never to piss off a baboon...
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MMA knock out kiss
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Whatever, women that hot never go into chatrooms.
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Apparently the concept of turning never occurred to it...
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One more reason to never pass out around friends
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This is the kind of fumble that a goalkeeper never lives down...
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Its a funny video of an angry sheep
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Take a good look at what you will likely never see in person.
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you 'never know' who is going to show up and complain at the town council meeting.
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Kid runs over his sister and you know she will never forget it.
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Remind me never to pick up random luggage from the side of the road.
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This might actually be reason for a raise considering she will never know where the sexual harassment line is. Or if it exists.
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again.
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It's hard to decide what to do in this situation. Godzilla could be coming at your or you could have 100's of fans you never knew about.
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Demolition never came so cheap before. Or unwanted.
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The tips of peoples chins will never be safe again.
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If ice cream is to complicated for them, I hope they never get the urge to work on their own cars.
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This is going to make the girl never go near a window or celebrate Easter for the rest of her life.
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This is why the news never has anything good to talk about.
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Even in a million life times, this situation would probably never arise again.
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Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it.
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I've never seen a ninja turtle so detailed in finger paint in my life.
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Or maybe he was just in a rush to the bathroom and didn't care? The world will never know.
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Another girl gets sent to the wall of shame with a wet crotch. They're never going to learn.
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Having testicles in your mouth never sounded so good before.
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I guess its better then waking up in a puddle of your own juices for your friends to laugh at.
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force.
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Or anything that propels their body into this kind of motion for that matter. As if they weren't dumb enough.
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Especially when they are crowded around you with a video camera. That's just a dead give away.
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face.
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright.
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Either this girl just loves getting half naked in front of everyone, or she just never learns.
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I know they sit in slop all day, but after this I can never look at Miss Piggy the same again.
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This is why you never try to prank the older brothers. Stick to the younger, slower, weaker ones. You'll thank me later.
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True classics never die because there's always a generation of naive 4th graders out there ready to walk into whatever you set up.
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I never thought pixelated version of kamikaze paintball bombers could be so fun to watch.
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Double crossing is just the icing on this screamfest of a prank. This is why you never trust guys holding something over 7 inches.
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I think shooting your friend in the leg ranks up there with kicking your mother in the face.
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This has got to be the most instant terrified reaction ever created. He's never putting his head down again.
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I thought burning the sheets was the only thing to avoid, not an invited orgy with the entire town.
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A cellulite ridden ass like that would be enough to make me never even look at a woman again so I guess she wins.
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Putting that filth all together in one continuous line never sounded so good before.
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They shouldn't operate anything outside of their shelters but buses are really out of the question now.
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they.
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Maybe they tolerate that kind of stuff in Russia, but a library is no place for an orgasm.
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You're never to young to have the internet laugh at your pain. Just look at that kids face.
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Well he's never going to be getting married himself for obvious reasons so I guess he's got nothing to lose.
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