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This guy just got a whole lot stupider, if such a thing is possible.
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Ah, the things rednecks do for fun.
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Advertising to rednecks is harder than you might think...
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Some rednecks decide to jump a truck into a pond. Well, at least they had fun.
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Of course it's the kid with the mullet who gets shot up.
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A lady in a wheelchair with an assault rifle is gonna shoot you in your toodles.
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Rednecks with cats and lasers... oh dear.
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Everyone's favorite redneck bounty hunter gets suspended for using a racist slur in a phone conversation.
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If horses would just explode into fireballs, redneck America would have a new sport.
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Hilarious! This vid will make your day!
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Only a redneck could take a canoe and find a way to jump the damn thing. Amazing.
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All that mixed with the diarrhea coming out of his mouth combines into one crappy situation.
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All it takes is one redneck, a couple batteries and a dream to make this happen.
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At least he had all that wonderful snow to stop him from snapping his own stupid neck.
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If this was how they got us to school then I might have actually went.
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Shrapnel in the neck has a certain masculinity about it though so it's not all that bad. Walk it off.
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me.
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Just because they give it a flashy cool name like cheese rolling doesn't mean you won't break your stupid neck trying to do it.
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And with a guys neck has more muscle then your entire body you know damn well you're just going to sit there and take it. Even pretend to like it.
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Especially when the sound is loud enough to pop your ear drums. It's like a two for one deal.
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool.
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Load up the lawnmower, down a six pack, pop the clutch and it's happy birthday, merry Christmas and happy Kwanzaa all in one.
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