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I like my face extra well done please. Rating:
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Skater punks falling hard brightens my dreary day. Rating:
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My life needs more little kids being thrown around by a 300-pound man. Rating:
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I wish my English classes had been this awesome. Rating:
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Open wide... wider... wider... my god too wide too wide! Rating:
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That's one lollipop I don't think I could bring myself to eat. Rating:
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My Cat kicking dogs ass Rating:
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I've always wanted an elephant's ass-print on my hood... Rating:
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Stay off my lawn, you little punk! Rating:
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Im soooo mad at myself for laughing at this. Rating:
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Lauren Conrad and pal at Club Les Deux. She departs and heads up to Hollywood Blvd. to grab a cab, with the assistance of a number of paparazzi. Rating:
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Ah, the useful skills you learn in the Army... Rating:
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Army soldiers get bored and wrap up a buddy in bubble wrap, then the fun begins..... Rating:
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Skin video montage Rating:
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The Rock the Bells Tour heads to the West Coast featuring Rage Against the Machine, Wu Tang, Public Enemy, Mos Def and Cypress Hill. Rating:
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A10 fires on Taliban hiding position in Afghanistan "Close air support" =0 Rating:
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Bunch of us having fun in the desert with different weapons Rating:
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This describes my cat all too well. Rating:
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Skate hard, land hard. That\'s my motto. Rating:
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A funny song parody about ass waxing. Rating:
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Paparazzi catch Amy looking like she's stealing a magazine. Rating:
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Ron Jeremy is a funny guy. In this video he looks exactly like Britney Spears! Rating:
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Listen to me blab, then meet my current pets. Rating:
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Here are some excerpts form my life as a multimedia magician. I hope you like it. Rating:
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If I had to live the rest of my life only watching 1 6 second clip, this would be it hands down. Rating:
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He may need a new quad but that dismount gets a 10 all around from my judges. Rating:
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If I woke up with a pringle in my mouth in the middle of a plane ride I would question my existence too. Rating:
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But then again, that's why they're wrestlers right? Half my brain says yes. Rating:
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And the funnest if I do say so myself. Who doesn't want to spear a snowman? Rating:
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The slow fps security camera makes him look like even more of a dummy to boot. Rating:
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I would probably kill myself if some kids rust box was beating my $200,000 super car. Rating:
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Always be aware of water spouting orifices, that's my motto. Rating:
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Oh my god, people were getting Rick Rolled even back in the early 90's. Amazing! Rating:
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I would have said screw first base, ran to my camera and took a hundred pictures if this happened to me. Rating:
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He's got more musical ability in one paw then I have in my entire family tree. Rating:
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Finally, my dreams of being inspector gadget are getting closer to a reality. Rating:
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I've never seen a ninja turtle so detailed in finger paint in my life. Rating:
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I'm no expert but I think it's supposed to shoot a little bit farther then that. Rating:
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This reminded me of my child hood, except there was a lack of bleeding and regret. Rating:
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice. Rating:
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Great, now where else am I supposed to get my chocolate covered candy? The store, like a sap? Rating:
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I hope he doesn't plan on buying a new anus with that $400 because that's the first thing he's going to need in a few hours. Rating:
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If I could talk about herpes, anal warts and BDSM fetishes from my cubical I'd probably get a job. Rating:
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Trying to get it squeezed through the crack in the door would have been my first attempt before sleeping in it too. Rating:
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened. Rating:
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I think I'm going to use this tactic to potty train my kids. Every A sound sound will make them poop uncontrollably. Rating:
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I would have called him out on his ugly girlfriend problem myself but hey, that's just me.j Rating:
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Using the closest person to me as a human shield would be my gut reaction too. You rock dude, just stay away from the guy with the the sock over his penis in the future. Rating:
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Seriously. If my significant other even attempted something like this on me they wouldn't be left with the ability to do it without the help of machines for the rest of their lives. Rating:
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now. Rating:
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Looks like he's having a ball with it though. It must happen daily. Rating:
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How he stood in front of a mic and became mayor of a state is still beyond me though. He should still walk around with that sword in my opinion. Rating:
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I for one wish I could deploy a Pikachu from my warthog instead of the same tired old ammunition. Rating:
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Between using them as ramps for their remote control cars and getting embarrassed for life, every kid just needs a pal that can't post pictures of them on MySpace. Rating:
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Damn, I wish my weiner was desirable enough to make girls run marathons to get it. I think it needs a hat. Rating:
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I don't think I'll ever use paint again. Not around my grandpa at least. Rating:
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This is why little Timmy has to wear a special helmet to school every day. Rating:
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I always knew those Collegehumor guys had a thing, I just didn't want to say it. Fags. Rating:
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I had a girlfriend like this once. And much like this cat, I always feared she would claw my eyes out in my sleep. Rating:
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I would think the giant thing in his hand would give it away but hey, that's just me. Rating:
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In this day and age you really cant trust things to chance when it comes to your dongle. Rating:
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As long as it's not used in my rice bowl mix it's all good to me. Rating:
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I don't remember any war stories about getting anal virginity stolen by a K-9, but a scar is a scar. Rating:
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Guess he needs a little more coverage to avoid eating enemy fists from all angles. Rating:
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Passing out my prove a problem, but it's probably not as bad as crapping your pants at the same time. Rating:
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He was a monster long before Spore was ever created but my god I don't want to know what his special attack is. Rating:
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If this is what public transportation is like then I'll get rid of my car right now. Once she enters the black metal stage I am so there. Rating:
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Your penis probably gets an awesome tingling sensation, but it's not worth it when you float over enemy borders. Rating:
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As long as the booties are capable then I guess lets create this army and put it to war. Rating:
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