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Just because you have billions of dollars doesn't mean you can jump off buildings with impunity. Tony Stark, you are not.
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This is not the preferred means of resolving a domestic dispute.
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Some woman just need to be removed from the road. I mean, just look at that ugly car. Abomination.
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Now you can get to know the real Rick Astley. Rick rolling someone will have much greater meaning now.
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Does this mean if he gets into office that a top of the chain rap star will be second in command?
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I'm pretty sure if her boobs bounce in a certain direction it means you set up your system right.
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start.
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I'm with the kid. After 3 hours of subtle clapping and watching 65 year old mean bake from the sun I would have to get extreme too.
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Apparently IQ numbers mean nothing on this job application. Maybe some people like being 6 feet under ipods and dvd players.
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Just because they give it a flashy cool name like cheese rolling doesn't mean you won't break your stupid neck trying to do it.
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If he wanted to find a woman he should be looking in the mirror after that perm appointment he had.
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Just listen to that laugh track. Laugh tracks mean it's true.
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I think that means he's fired but I don't speak dish.
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I think that means she has to wet her t-shirt.
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Looks like that over saturation of facts in their episodes means something more then Cartman calling people Jews.
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If you're not going to listen to him then you better damn well listen to those skid marks on his undies. They mean business.
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