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Crazy pilot flies under a plane and survives by mere inches!
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Nicely done, except for the bit about landing on your face...
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I wish I was this easy to entertain...
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You'll never look at ice cream, smashed potatoes, or the Thanksgiving squash the same ever again... Enjoy!
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Hey, let's build a market place around the train tracks. Nothing bad could ever come of this.
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funny commercial
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Anything that gives you an excuse to slam old ladies in the street is automatically awesome.
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funny commercial
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So much for swinging gallantly onto your horse and riding off with your bride...
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McDonald's employees get sprayed with a chemical by a car full of customers at a South Florida drive-through, with the incident caught on surveillance tape. The suspects are still at large.
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funny prank video
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Can you figure out the trick?
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funny videos compilation
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Doesn't he know that dancing in airports isn't allowed? Being anything but a frightened sheep emboldens the terrorists!
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funny commercial
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Some brutal thugs rob a cell phone store.
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Video taken by one of the passengers of the Phuket plane crash, still in shock after having managed to escape the burning wreckage.
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This is cute and hilarious at the same time. The baby panda sneezes and scares the mother.
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I wish my English classes had been this awesome.
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That's one sharp tongue he has...
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This is so funny!
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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi...
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I like how everybody laughed and nobody cared to check on him
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This is an accident waiting to happen. Guys in the pit, dude on the bike, or spectators above. Place your bets folks!
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There is a reason they are called ballboys, and this is not that reason.
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My Cat kicking dogs ass
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Can the dog defeat the water jet? Watch to find out!
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Don't leave food in your car when you're in Alaska... unless you want muthafkin bears in your muthafkin car!
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Marry Poppins Off 65 Foot Bridge This guy takes an umbrella and jumps off a 65 foot bridge. It does not go well.
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Thats one way of getting some sense knocked into you.
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This might be one of the weirder things you see today.
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A Russian lady feeding her many cats. She loves to adopt homeless kitties and help them.
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Faceplant. Holy goodness. Pain.
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One of the more unusual animal pairings I've ever seen.
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That's pretty impressive balance for a baby.
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All I've got to say is that I'm really glad I'm not a baby water buffalo.
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A guy tries to push himself inside a giant balloon. Amazingly, this doesn't work as planned.
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I get the feeling she was high well before the plane took off.
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Cheeky gorillas pull one over on greedy humans.
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Stay off my lawn, you little punk!
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Japan's a bad place to get ridiculously drunk. Don't you know they're all ninjas?
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The corner move was pretty cool
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Will you marry me ?!!
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Learn the secrets behind all those self-tying shoelaces videos.
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I'm not sure I'd call that last-second turn an approach vector...
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Cedrick Winters the bearded Dragon with a cat that wants to play.
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A quiet day at the beach gets a little more exciting when a shark stalks, and then attacks, a large school of fish!
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Another textbook landing from Launchpad McQuack
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The senator from the planet Rabb-9 attends the galactic senate only to fly into a fit of rage when things don't go his planet's way.
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Compilation of people getting owned bad
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Las Vegas Master Magician Lance Burton cheats death chained down to a roller coaster track.
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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake leaving the Parc on Hollywood Blvd.
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You know he got fired
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Crips & Bloods done made every nigga wanna gang bang. These Las Vegas gang members say & act like they wanna murk somethin...
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during crazy bmx jump gone wrong kid face plants in to the trim on a house.
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Candy flirts with basketball star Lebron James at a bar in LA.
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Effects of explosive cabin decompression.
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I love the land of excess. This place is just fun.
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smart commercial
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This is the kind of fumble that a goalkeeper never lives down...
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The lack of BJ references totally invalidates this.
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Thai funny commercial
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Sucks when the road just drops out from under you...
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You gotta love how the goalie starts to run after the idiot fan, then decides it'd be better to collapse on the ground. Yeah, soccer players are real tough.
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Let's hope this election is about the issues.
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See what really happened inside that Las Vegas hotel room. .
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Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn pull into the Stinking Rose Restaurant on La Cienega, but apparently they can't decide whether they want to eat there or...go to McDonalds ya'll
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landlords are dumb and evil, how you can strike back (satire) - This video is submitted by one of our visitors, You can also join and submit your videos.
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Jet crashes during take off...Wow just when you think they might make it.
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Im soooo mad at myself for laughing at this.
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(AP-October 10, 2007) - - Several auto insurance companies are offering in-car cameras to help parents monitor their teen's driving behavior. The companies are hoping to reduce the alarming number of ...
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Jack Behind the scenes.
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It's Nice To Know Our Soldiers Our Given Good Equipment.
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Lauren Conrad and pal at Club Les Deux. She departs and heads up to Hollywood Blvd. to grab a cab, with the assistance of a number of paparazzi.
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Women are built to last in Soviet Russia.
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"We named this puppy bambi and took her in after we had to kill her mother when she tried to attack us during a mission."
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I guess he wants to remodel his place!
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Hilarious! Make sure you turn up your speakers for this one.
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This is what happens when you slap a koala on the ass...
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A little kitten is thoroughly confused by a funny cat videos compilation.
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Good thing his friends were there to help, or there'd be no getting out of that jam
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A classic trick... Call out the next street magician you see!
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Two hotties take trip down memory lane
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Army soldiers get bored and wrap up a buddy in bubble wrap, then the fun begins.....
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At least it's nice, cold snow instead of hot, hard concrete.
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So many ways to manipulate people.
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02/14/2004 France An old ship, the 'Vauquelin' is going to be destroyed. After being hit by 2 laser-guided bombs, 80 100 mm rounds, 3 anti-ship missiles, she finally sank. Unfortunately, i o...
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These trains are not stable at all. Most people have to hold a rail or lean on a wall just to keep standing.
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A game or a fight.. after the second fight they should just call it a game.
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excelent commercial
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A burglar was paraded by vigilantes down a village street and beaten, luckily the police arrived before a possible lynching.
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This footage was recently released on Russian television. A Nikolaev, Russia businessman tipped off the police that he was about to be hit and/or robbed by the mafia. The police set up cameras inside ...
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I think this is a pretty clear sign that whoever was in that ambulance wasn't destined to live.
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Just because you have billions of dollars doesn't mean you can jump off buildings with impunity. Tony Stark, you are not.
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These Animals Must Hate Each Other
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Amazing !
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A Day in the Life of Lindsay Lohan starring our darling heroine, her bodyguard, and a friend. Lindsay pops all over the place today a...
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Just Do it!
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A German TV show sets up a fake mirror which doesn't make a reflection. Needless to say, it freaks out a few people.
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A poor kid trying to have some quality time with himself gets hilariously busted.
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10/18/07A suspected bank robber led police on a wild chase that began in Bucks County and ended with a crash in Northeast Philadelphia Wednesday evening.
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Great clip with lots of crashes in the year
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Wow who has that kinda money?
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A bull manages to land three hard hits on an unfortunate matador.
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And he lands it!
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Talented Asian kids perform a complicated classical work.
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An unsuspecting zookeeper is assailed by an angry "gorilla".
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Is it just me, or does that actually look like a lot of fun?
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She jumps over a dude and lands painfully on her face.
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Hurray for parents putting their kid's childhood to use by putting Jesus placards on them and having them evangelize from the sidewalk.
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The Chaser's War On Everything sets out to convince dumb Americans that famous world landmarks are actually in Australia.
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Another Hilarious Prank
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I live in Los Angeles, and I hereby certify that this is an accurate description of LA women.
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I wouldn't have to ask what to do if I was on her lap.
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky.
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I retroactively declare Caturday!
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Since your ALL experts in the field of location you can tell me where this is...so BEAUTIFUL!! Yet sooo DNGEROUS!!
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People getting owned
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A puppy discovers just how water works...
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That's not going to get either one of you into the air any faster.
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Weird !!!
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Hilarious Car Accident in the Snow !
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Mary-Kate Olsen spotted on Sunset Plaza Drive in West Hollywood
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At least he didn't get the one where his computer won't stop playing porn...
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To be fair, it looked like the little brat was tugging on the display pretty hard before it tipped over on him.
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Christina put in another round today at Bel Bambini on Robertson Blvd., once again with husband in tow. Her baby bump is visibly a bit bigger from the last t...
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Hollywood, California where the stars show their support for the Declare Yourself Campaign.
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Kenny Powers attempts to jump his rocket powerd lincoln continental.across a one mile stretch of the ST. Lawrence river. tacking off from Morrisburg Ontario. and landing in augdin islan NY
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Amazing Elephants !
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Some insane stunts and one very fine looking lady.
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PULASKI, WI -- A sheriff's office in Wisconsin has released dramatic video of a man whose halloween costume caught fire.
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Hilarious "Heroes" Knock Off
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This kid must be a mutant, with cartilage instead of real bones.
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Fuel? That can't all be pee.
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The European workplace is very different from the American one.
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky.
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Santa got gored by a horny reindeer...
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Another Hilarious Snake Prank
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Hilarious Dirty Car Commercial
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you 'never know' who is going to show up and complain at the town council meeting.
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Learn how to make your own flash paper, flash cotton and flash string. Just don't blow yourself up along the way.
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How not to stabilize a ladder while your buddy climbs onto the roof.
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A lady in a wheelchair with an assault rifle is gonna shoot you in your toodles.
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A Deer runs across a busy 4 lane road and is hit by a an SUV. This is a common hazard especially in rural areas.
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Skate hard, land hard. That\'s my motto.
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A fat kid on a bike smacks his face up and makes funny noises.
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Yeah, he's not going to be going home with anyone but the ambulance crew.
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This is an old but funny clip of Letterman insulting Ann Coulter.
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Isn't he neutered? Geez.
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Getting your head slammed into a plexiglass door isn't going to help your GPA.
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Now that Chevy truck is lick a rock
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If you're late and running after the school bus doesn't get the driver attention, just bust a few caps into the bus side
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Check out these clumsy bunch making fools of themselves.
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Hot Latin girl in bikini casting call.
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Hayden Panettiere uses her surfer skills to fight Japanese dolphin slaughtering
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This Plane Crashes Hard
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Rednecks with cats and lasers... oh dear.
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A college in Illinois set a new school record, launching a pumpkin 234 feet
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I'd be happy and laughing too if I had a fat bong loaded like this guy.
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Seems the latest stunt in Russia involves a snowboard and a fast moving train. Pure craziness.
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baboon scares the hell out of itself.! Hilarious!
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Nope, didn't see that one coming at all.
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Serbian Kids Throw Their Classmate
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Good experiment!
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Stop motion, music by CRIB FIRE, the OC's #1 surf gothrock trio!
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Jason Bradbury does Caterpillar Breakdance on the streets of London
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Listen to me blab, then meet my current pets.
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Bill explains the fate of his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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How did she manage to fall in there?!
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Nearly a week after surgeons removed her extra limbs, two-year-old Lakshmi made her first public more... appearance in India.
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How to Cut a Glass Bottle With String
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Hilarious! This vid will make your day!
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A disturbing video shows the last moment's of a Polish immigrant's life.
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Slam Dunk Amazing
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this video contains small bits of intelligence culminating to the appearance of wisdom.
…no description needed
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All we need now is a pig on a scooter with a siren and we can start regulating his speed.
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If you manage to watch this without laughing it will declare you even crazier though.
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This is true. The last progressive Swedish speed thrash power industrial Scandinavian grindcore super black metal band I played in sounded just like this!
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Don't worry, she takes balls to the head all the time. Normally, not to the back of the skull though.
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If he cries to you about it later, just tell him he can try your real gun next.
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again.
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It's hard to decide what to do in this situation. Godzilla could be coming at your or you could have 100's of fans you never knew about.
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That's funny, the drunks seem to be the only support she has. Great campaign she's running so far!
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Who needs a coat when you have this raging laughing lunatic to keep you warm?
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Just like the old equation says, "x + slow motion = instant profit".
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When you have the money Bam does, even the cops are fair game in your insult wars.
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To bad they can't ever keep all 4 wheels on the ground at once.
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This might be her way of saying she's sick and tired of being shot with his other gun. Or maybe it's just a reason to kill him.
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That's one way to tell your friend to drop the plastic and pick up a real axe.
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now?
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Good thing he knows how to run fast because he's going to be doing that a lot from now on.
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We need to start moving the driving age to 40.
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Anytime the guy saying he loves you starts shooting pixelated lightening out of his hands...run. Fast.
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Not exactly willingly on both sides though.
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The only reason Mike Tyson isn't fighting anymore is because he isn't that hungry.
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All we need is a dog in a referee outfit and we can start a league.
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Keep laughing guys, just wait till you see what he does to you when you're sleeping.
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They even gave him a helmet. You know, because a damn bear needs to be protected from a bunch of little hockey players.
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Finally, the news reports some hard hitting information that pertains to all of us.
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I wonder what lucky, brain trauma induced girl is going to land this stud?
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You'll need that kind of enthusiasm to beg for quarters on the street.
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This must be the most action they've gotten in a long time.
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now.
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After watching this you may get the urge to extend your hand and give a little to your friends too.
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He must have gotten the plastic toy version of lead singer egotism and went to town.
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Some of these people were one insult away from pooping their pants in public.
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I'm just curious why a kid with a mohawk is even using a hair dryer in the first place.
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If I woke up with a pringle in my mouth in the middle of a plane ride I would question my existence too.
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Not even the dressing room is a safe place from these psychos. Be aware next time you are just in your underwear.
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I would probably kill myself if some kids rust box was beating my $200,000 super car.
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Who knew that gearing up your size 5's would turn you into a professional baseball player?
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It amazes me that humanity lasted as long as it has with products like this.
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Get this guy liquored up and you can have your own free demolition crew at all times.
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And it's quite possibly the quickest, and easiest way to win a million in the history of the world.
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there.
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If this camera were any closer, we would see the terrified screams of her white blood cells.
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This might be the very last time the princess gets kidnapped. Because everyone else is dead now.
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Warning, this video may make your face melt off from adorable overload.
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Some of these guys better have good insurance plans through their stations.
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Sometimes those walls come out of nowhere though.
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Oh my god, people were getting Rick Rolled even back in the early 90's. Amazing!
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If only someone let him know the forecast called for big ass water balloon pranks from the roof, he might have come prepared.
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That was the last time he ever tried that stunt. Because his balls were stuck in his stomach and he couldn't ride again.
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He's going to need a lifetime supply of lotion to make that stinging go away.
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And this cutie in just her bra will prove to you why.
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I think the might might stop when the squirrel is being digested though.
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Be on the lookout for random devil possessions in your child. It must be the ice cream.
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Who knew that hell could exist in such a cold place?
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He's got more musical ability in one paw then I have in my entire family tree.
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Finally, something you can do in the off season.
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The perfect alibi is always to blame it on someone else. At least he made the glass disappear.
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Resorting to inflatable rafts for transportation would be great in these times of high gas prices.
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with.
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I'd complain about the lack of privacy, but what the hell is this kid doing whacking off while completely naked!?
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Benefits make people do some crazy crap. I don't think I could do this even if the money was coming to me.
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Hey, at least it's a politician telling the truth for once.
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Can't a guy who plays the most tame sport in the world shed a tear without being made fun of?
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board.
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If he's this easily incorrigible, he may be in that position again later in life.
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This reminded me of my child hood, except there was a lack of bleeding and regret.
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Anything to get out of a little manual labor.
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Different strokes for different folks. Make sure to pick up one for your girl if she complains next time.
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Now it's really becoming a trade off. Extreme technology, or being really lazy? You make the call.
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They stand for justice, honor and detrimental threats to remote control air crafts.
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Forget these losers, I am voting for Triple H.
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This is before they grow up into monsters that can turn your body parts into paste.
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll!
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They must call this play the de-virginizer.
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Great, now where else am I supposed to get my chocolate covered candy? The store, like a sap?
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This thing is insane. It actually plays the song based on the visualization on the screen, and is not preprogrammed. Johnny-5 alive!
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Just the thing for all the ghetto ladies out there. I bet it goes double platinum.
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I wish he was this determined at getting a job so he could pay for his own kibbles and bits.
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Just apply said tape to said bell, and then apply that to said cats head. The result is endless hilarity for the whole family.
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Somehow Asian people turn the most sadistic and crazy looking thing into something beneficial in life.
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Dateline has produced some epic episodes of To Catch A Predator, but this laughing pedophile takes the whole damn cake.
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He must have been to caught up dreaming of hugging trees to notice the kid with the pie running his way from the back of the place.
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I had no idea girls were into this. Hot girls at that.
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At least he had all that wonderful snow to stop him from snapping his own stupid neck.
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This was the last time they put Grey Goose in the pinata.
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No wonder they own every laundromat on the east coast. Impressive!
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Forget the confusing costume. If I'm stuck on the road with a bladder full of regret, he's getting all of it.
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Hey if a cat can get away with it, so can you. Let me know how it goes after you get arrested though.
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Last time this kid ever goes outside of his house without a diaper again.
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it.
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I hope he doesn't plan on buying a new anus with that $400 because that's the first thing he's going to need in a few hours.
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Maybe his hand had a growth spurt while inside the ball. Nah, he's just an idiot.
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Not sure if this classifies as being bisexual but he's going to be regretting this more then a prison inmate later tonight.
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life.
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Anyone out there playing in the world of Azeroth should find this particularly ridiculous.
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If only you could ask politely for peoples wallets before throwing them into the ground and stealing their cars.
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The only thing learned that day was how to scare the hell out of the teacher and run for your life in the same breath.
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I guess its better then waking up in a puddle of your own juices for your friends to laugh at.
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I think I'm going to use this tactic to potty train my kids. Every A sound sound will make them poop uncontrollably.
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Well, seeing as they are an Asian couple this just might be their way of tenderizing it.
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do.
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That was the last time he attached a single engine plane to the end of his kite rope.
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And with his broken scrotum, goes the last bit of hope for the future generations of the world.
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force.
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It's something we've all had to deal with at least once in our lives. I'm glad to see how casually he's handling it.
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year.
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought.
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else.
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I see it doesn't take much to make these guys crack. Is it a job requirement to be clinically insane?
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This may be the best thing those billion dollar apache helicopter cams have caught on tape to date.
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It's just another thing for their nonconforming Avril Lavigne idolizing girlfriends to comfort them about.
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Crack heard or not. All that delaying helped him get more time to solve the puzzle. That's using your (crack) head.
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time.
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Sorry dude, the rules apply in your country too.
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As long as no meatballs are going out, or in, it's all good by me.
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Only in America could such an idiotic moron be rewarded with the time and effort it took to make this.
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If one of his eyes flies into the net I bet it still counts as a point in Columbia.
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That was the 5th table he lost this week too.
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now.
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Air Bud can piss off. This movie deserves every award on the planet.
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It sure as hell isn't to lay some eggs, that's for sure.
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Unless bleeding all over yourself while friends laugh until they pee their pants, then it's a frigging party.
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Looks like he's having a ball with it though. It must happen daily.
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That high five looked way to powerful. Quick, someone call him out on steroids before the media moves on to another thing to blitz.
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She must need a place to store extra fuel to avoid the $6.00 gallon prices coming up next week.
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance.
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This is why you never try to prank the older brothers. Stick to the younger, slower, weaker ones. You'll thank me later.
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True classics never die because there's always a generation of naive 4th graders out there ready to walk into whatever you set up.
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I don't care what the infomercial says, these things are sex toys plain and simple.
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I never thought pixelated version of kamikaze paintball bombers could be so fun to watch.
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The quickest fight combined with the best finish ever. I guess this one is up for the double retard award this year.
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I think all those rides on the wheel finally did him in once and for all. Unless this dude replaced the water bottle with grey goose.
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump.
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Somehow 50 million legos can be just as terrifying as a 50 ton boulder. Imagination is dangerous, but nerds with ideas and money are even scarier.
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She probably should have just slapped him with one of those chest monsters, but I'm sure his leaking scrotum will remind him to pick her up next time.
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Glad to know all the brain dead muscle men lose their bladders over things that don't move. I feel safe now.
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The whole slamming her to the floor thing out of nowhere is definitely effective, but I don't recommend doing it in front of angry parents.
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I'm sure he got over the whole being bigger then him thing a long time ago, but seeing her dripping anything isn't good for anyone.
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me.
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Can't a black man order chicken at a burger place without having to be oppressed? I guess not.
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it.
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Just give him a second to pan the camera right and you'll want to slap this dog across the face too.
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius.
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I had a girlfriend like this once. And much like this cat, I always feared she would claw my eyes out in my sleep.
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start.
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I guess these guys don't get all the cool tazers our American cops do.
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I bet right about now he's regretting all those hot pocket filled guild quests in warcraft.
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I'm with the kid. After 3 hours of subtle clapping and watching 65 year old mean bake from the sun I would have to get extreme too.
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As if gas prices weren't high enough, you have to expect a hospital bill to tag along if you're going to fill up here.
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Apparently IQ numbers mean nothing on this job application. Maybe some people like being 6 feet under ipods and dvd players.
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They could have cut this down to the last 3 seconds and the same point would have gotten across. Arnold smiling = judgment day.
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To bad all it's going to take for revenge is to impregnant his girlfriend.
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Once again blood rushing to the penis destroys all logical judgment. I'm sure they really wanted you after you violated your own butthole dude.
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I think that pretty much sums up hockey right there.
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Now if she could only get trained to stay away from McDonalds we would be in business.
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This has got to be the most instant terrified reaction ever created. He's never putting his head down again.
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Once they learn how to load a 9mm and spend a whole paycheck at a fast food place they will blend right in.
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