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Bullets are great rust removers.
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If this was the only thing they could come up with to retaliate a nut kick, they might need to get out a little bit more.
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It's just like Counter Strike, except you're hunting cellulite instead of terrorists.
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If ice cream is to complicated for them, I hope they never get the urge to work on their own cars.
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Always be aware of water spouting orifices, that's my motto.
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Something tells me her days of being wet down there while being together with him, are over.
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life.
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To bad she's perfectly going to execute them when she regains consciousness.
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I think that means he's fired but I don't speak dish.
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Reason number 5930 girls shouldn't try to play sports, even if it's just sliding into home plate.
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