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The trick to doing a flip is ending up right-side up again... Rating:
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This is why you're supposed to have a spotter, fool. Rating:
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This girl really tears up! Rating:
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Of course, no trip to the toilet is complete without taking a drink from it first. Rating:
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I think people are just making it up now to get on the show. Rating:
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Please Don't Do This. Rating:
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My life needs more little kids being thrown around by a 300-pound man. Rating:
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Keep your wife or girlfriend young and fresh with vacuum sealing! This is from Japan, so no
I'm not kidding. Rating:
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Doesn't he know that dancing in airports isn't allowed? Being anything but a frightened sheep emboldens the terrorists! Rating:
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Oooh!!!! This really shouldnt be funny but.... Rating:
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Twins show off their balling skills. Rating:
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Pluto was just having some fun with a kid at Disney, when a raging helicopter parent had to get involved and start throwing her weight around. Rating:
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korean woman hit by train but actually survives - nasty and very lucky! Rating:
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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi... Rating:
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Funny video of a kitten attacking a mirror! Rating:
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This might not be the most useful talent in the world, but I won't deny it takes skill. Rating:
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This guy's got some serious skills for being so short... Rating:
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MMA knock out kiss Rating:
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Hey buddy I hear Guns and Roses is looking for new talent. Rating:
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Next time use a stick of dynamite so we can continue to cleanse the gene pool. Rating:
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These kids really know how to get their funk going. Rating:
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My Cat kicking dogs ass Rating:
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Seriously, what the hell do you do when you're walking down the street and a bunch of geese attack you!? Rating:
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Annoying kids chase an angry squirrel around the house. Rating:
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Don't leave food in your car when you're in Alaska... unless you want muthafkin bears in your muthafkin car! Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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A Russian lady feeding her many cats. She loves to adopt homeless kitties and help them. Rating:
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This is what happens when you wear bread boxers. Rating:
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Amazing Drum Skilz,Unmissable! Rating:
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What a ball buster Rating:
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Soccer is all about kicking balls around. Rating:
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Even more impressive is the monkey driving the boat. Rating:
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poor driver did the Ricki Bobby shake and bake. Rating:
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Stay off my lawn, you little punk! Rating:
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The corner move was pretty cool Rating:
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I wonder how many tickets they got for that shot. Rating:
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Now this is what I call teamwork! Rating:
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Is this a Johnny Knoxville childhood memoir? Rating:
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Sorry for that little bump in the road kids. Ok, back to school. Luckily no one was injured in this crash Rating:
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What a jerk !! Rating:
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An old man trying to park... he doesn't have much success. Rating:
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Funny commercial Rating:
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Britney and Tyra. Tyra is freaking insane. She makes Britney look good. Rating:
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Amazing skill ! Rating:
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Crazy man ! Rating:
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Some amazing downhill skiing footage of Kent Kreitler. Rating:
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She is hot ! Rating:
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during crazy bmx jump gone wrong kid face plants in to the trim on a house. Rating:
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Show us your BEST monkey impression and you'll get to star in an upcoming Bikini News episode! Rating:
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the pilot turn on final with misunderstood clearance and poor looking out,overtaken this AIRCRAFT from the left on final approach!.VERY CLOSE AND VERY DANGEROUS Rating:
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This is the kind of fumble that a goalkeeper never lives down... Rating:
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Driving a nail by juggling might not be efficient, but it sure is cool. Rating:
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That's one way to roll down the mountain fast. Rating:
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Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn pull into the Stinking Rose Restaurant on La Cienega, but apparently they can't decide whether they want to eat there or...go to McDonalds ya'll Rating:
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This most be fake Rating:
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Hot girl getting all flexible on the internet. Rating:
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This is why you shouldn't put ridiculous hats on your children. Rating:
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This video captures a brick chimney falling on a woman...Graphic video! Rating:
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RINA Tribute - Micro Bikini Dance Rating:
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"We named this puppy bambi and took her in after we had to kill her mother when she tried to attack us during a mission." Rating:
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You're supposed to jump over the hurdle not kiss it
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Why is it always the fat kids getting pranked? Oh, that's right, they're so damn funny!
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A little kitten is thoroughly confused by a funny cat videos compilation. Rating:
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What a great friend ! Rating:
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Would you judge this contest? Rating:
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Ah, the useful skills you learn in the Army... Rating:
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Two sexy French girls make out in the bathtub. Rating:
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Adorable little kittens climb a person's leg to get at food. Rating:
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Now that was some sick skills and major dunkage. Rating:
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Skin video montage Rating:
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Is there anything more blissful than snacking on hot pockets while drunk? Rating:
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Dancing with the Stars, no, just some young Iraqi cuties ! Rating:
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Two kids are riding their wagon and then this happens.... Rating:
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It could've been a lot worse. Rating:
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A burglar was paraded by vigilantes down a village street and beaten, luckily the police arrived before a possible lynching. Rating:
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Jessica Alba Rating:
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Ski jumps usually work better when you have more snow on the ground. I think this guy was destined for failure anyway though. Rating:
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Monkey's rocking out like it's 1985. Rating:
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They aren't called "killer whales" for nothing... Rating:
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Hey guys hit me with your car! That will be funny! Rating:
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2 sexy girls shaking their asses Rating:
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A poor kid trying to have some quality time with himself gets hilariously busted. Rating:
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A cat licks a fat man awake. Rating:
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Wow who has that kinda money? Rating:
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Sometimes, it's good to bullshit your kids. Rating:
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You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? When you feed children scrambled eggs? Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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Talented Asian kids perform a complicated classical work. Rating:
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An unsuspecting zookeeper is assailed by an angry "gorilla". Rating:
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Smoking hot girl attempts the cinnamon challenge. Rating:
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Hurray for parents putting their kid's childhood to use by putting Jesus placards on them and having them evangelize from the sidewalk. Rating:
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two sexy girls pillow fight in their bra's and underwear. Rating:
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Aww, he just wants to share the love! Rating:
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Wait, what the hell were a bunch of Amish people doing in a car? Rating:
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When your done hunting you can marry your sister little guy. Rating:
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This smoking babe dances on her bed. Rating:
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Jackie has a sex change? Rating:
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Sexy make out scene between these two hot actresses Rating:
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Kenny Powers attempts to jump his rocket powerd lincoln continental.across a one mile stretch of the ST. Lawrence river. tacking off from Morrisburg Ontario. and landing in augdin islan NY Rating:
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This describes my cat all too well. Rating:
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Of course it's the kid with the mullet who gets shot up. Rating:
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Some insane stunts and one very fine looking lady. Rating:
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No, really, it's a Goofy anti-smoking ad. Rating:
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Taking out a house after receiving fire. Rating:
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PULASKI, WI -- A sheriff's office in Wisconsin has released dramatic video of a man whose halloween costume caught fire. Rating:
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This kid must be a mutant, with cartilage instead of real bones. Rating:
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this is NUTS! Rating:
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This is definitely taking things to a whole new level. Rating:
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Learn the art of cracking a master lock. For educational purposes only, of course. Rating:
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An old video of cats boxing. Literally, someone put boxing gloves on cats. I sense a new reality TV show in the making here. Rating:
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As soon as these kids are old enough to get guns, they'll probably be shooting each other. Rating:
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This kid really does want to go to the candy shop. Rating:
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Bullets are great rust removers. Rating:
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A fat kid on a bike smacks his face up and makes funny noises.
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I'll give him this, the kid knows how to cover for himself. Rating:
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Really Hot !! Rating:
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He checking his list and shooting the naughty Rating:
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Kid runs over his sister and you know she will never forget it. Rating:
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Crazy stunt team exhibiting their extreme skills. Rating:
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These are your lungs on tobacco. Rating:
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This Iraqi kid does opium as if he has been doing it for years Rating:
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That's why you don't run in front of people on bikes, moron. Rating:
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This cat knows how to get around in style. Rating:
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This cat likes it kinky. Rating:
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Check out these clumsy bunch making fools of themselves. Rating:
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Hot Latin girl in bikini casting call. Rating:
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Hayden Panettiere uses her surfer skills to fight Japanese dolphin slaughtering Rating:
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Two aging pandas in Japan enjoy kissing so much they have stopped having sex. Rating:
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Paparazzi catch Amy looking like she's stealing a magazine. Rating:
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A college in Illinois set a new school record, launching a pumpkin 234 feet Rating:
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A montage of various farts and fart techniques. Rating:
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This guy has serious skills. Rating:
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This guy must be on speed. Rating:
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He has good skill ! Rating:
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We got a future BMX biker in the works here. Rating:
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If you're going to roll around on the ground doing wacky religious stuff, try not to kick anyone in the face. Rating:
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Serbian Kids Throw Their Classmate Rating:
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Funny family guy video Rating:
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun. Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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They must have tried to find the most cracked out kid in the county to do this interview with, but it doesn't seem they had to look far. Rating:
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He learned that move from David Beckham. He just doesn't have the contract to go along with it. Rating:
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Finally that animal is earning the first part of it's name. Almost. Rating:
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This might be her way of saying she's sick and tired of being shot with his other gun. Or maybe it's just a reason to kill him. Rating:
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And you thought mentos and diet coke was a problem? Make sure to stay away from this combination then. Rating:
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If this was the only thing they could come up with to retaliate a nut kick, they might need to get out a little bit more. Rating:
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I wonder what lucky, brain trauma induced girl is going to land this stud? Rating:
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You'll need that kind of enthusiasm to beg for quarters on the street. Rating:
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now. Rating:
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I think they are waiting for the projectile vomiting to occur before running in to save him. Rating:
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He must have gotten the plastic toy version of lead singer egotism and went to town. Rating:
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you. Rating:
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I'm just curious why a kid with a mohawk is even using a hair dryer in the first place. Rating:
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That's a great way to instantly find out just how long your parents can actually ground you for. Rating:
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It's just like Counter Strike, except you're hunting cellulite instead of terrorists. Rating:
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She must be the scapegoat for the entire grade. Rating:
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And it looks like his dad is cheering him on. Saturn's must be worse then I thought. Rating:
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The slow fps security camera makes him look like even more of a dummy to boot. Rating:
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Pranking friends can totally make you forget the simplest things. Rating:
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I would probably kill myself if some kids rust box was beating my $200,000 super car. Rating:
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If ice cream is to complicated for them, I hope they never get the urge to work on their own cars. Rating:
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It amazes me that humanity lasted as long as it has with products like this. Rating:
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Even digitized bears can terrify and scare you if presented the right way. Rating:
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Nothing worse then coming home from a long day of school and being forced to change your underwear. Rating:
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Always be aware of water spouting orifices, that's my motto. Rating:
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He must have been spinning on his head while he was still a fetus to pull this off. Rating:
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This might be the very last time the princess gets kidnapped. Because everyone else is dead now. Rating:
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Warning, this video may make your face melt off from adorable overload. Rating:
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Now all we need is a set of tiny gloves and a dog version of Don King. Rating:
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Everything from spot on Gollum to a damn near perfect Stewie Griffin. This guy has some skills. Rating:
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Only father of the year could nearly kill his own son with one scream. Right on. Rating:
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I think this video caused instant retardation for the first time. Rating:
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If only someone let him know the forecast called for big ass water balloon pranks from the roof, he might have come prepared. Rating:
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Make sure you are wearing some sort of cup in the genital area if you want to try this on one of your friends. Rating:
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It doesn't even sound possible on paper, but somehow this kid made it happen with many, many sexless hours of hard work. Rating:
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When cat dirty, throw it out for a new one. Rating:
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Even in a million life times, this situation would probably never arise again. Rating:
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That's one way to use your kid to get the number of every girl within 20 feet. Rating:
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I've got a bad feeling for these parents when it comes to take that drivers test. Rating:
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Finally, something you can do in the off season. Rating:
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I've got a feeling being a hero isn't in this kids future. Rating:
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Finally! I knew someone would eventually do it without any crappy camera tricks. Rating:
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I'd complain about the lack of privacy, but what the hell is this kid doing whacking off while completely naked!? Rating:
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This is probably a little bit worse then teepee'ing somebodies house. Rating:
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board. Rating:
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Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it. Rating:
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If he's this easily incorrigible, he may be in that position again later in life. Rating:
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I've never seen a ninja turtle so detailed in finger paint in my life. Rating:
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Something tells me her days of being wet down there while being together with him, are over. Rating:
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Well, at least we know who daddy loves more now. Rating:
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If only he had that same urge to get a job and pay for all that litter he uses... Rating:
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Full speed ahead! Rating:
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Maybe their next competition can be who can mop the fastest because this is asking for a mess. Rating:
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice. Rating:
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Now it's really becoming a trade off. Extreme technology, or being really lazy? You make the call. Rating:
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Apparently they thought they could fight a jet engine with their paparazzi skills. Rating:
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll! Rating:
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Great, now where else am I supposed to get my chocolate covered candy? The store, like a sap? Rating:
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I'm just curious how hard they could be head banging if he threw on some metal. Rating:
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If only they could drive off a bridge then this could be an Oscar winner. And a favor to humanity. Rating:
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It must have had one hell of a rough day of doing nothing. Rating:
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And yet somehow he manages to get through his entire prank without a bruise of any kind. Rating:
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It only took a kids toy car, a couple drinks and an instigating friend to find out he's retarded. Rating:
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I wish he was this determined at getting a job so he could pay for his own kibbles and bits. Rating:
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Somehow Asian people turn the most sadistic and crazy looking thing into something beneficial in life. Rating:
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That's what you get for not going over an official bike ramp with no bike. Rating:
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He must have been to caught up dreaming of hugging trees to notice the kid with the pie running his way from the back of the place. Rating:
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At least he had all that wonderful snow to stop him from snapping his own stupid neck. Rating:
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Putting this on the internet just set his virginity back another 2 decades. Good job bro. Rating:
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Last time this kid ever goes outside of his house without a diaper again. Rating:
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it. Rating:
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If Simon Cowell himself is cracking up then you know it has to be good. Or, he's about to kill you with a verbal fireball. Rating:
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But making a decision like this probably makes thinking not one of his things either. I hope that sidewalk tasted good. Rating:
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern. Rating:
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Maybe his hand had a growth spurt while inside the ball. Nah, he's just an idiot. Rating:
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If I could turn every butt ugly girl into a Nintendo Wii then I would be be drinking 24 hours a day. Rating:
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Not sure if this classifies as being bisexual but he's going to be regretting this more then a prison inmate later tonight. Rating:
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life. Rating:
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater. Rating:
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All these years of evolution and women are still finding ways on how not to use automobiles of any kind. Rating:
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I have to say, using your own kid to clear out an entire pile of bricks is a ballsy thing to do. I love it. Rating:
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Especially when it comes directly after a psychological kick to the nuts. I doubt that bed is being used ever again. Rating:
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The only thing learned that day was how to scare the hell out of the teacher and run for your life in the same breath. Rating:
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I guess its better then waking up in a puddle of your own juices for your friends to laugh at. Rating:
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Or maybe its a way to make a tree grow inside them. Either way it's win win. Rating:
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened. Rating:
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I think I'm going to use this tactic to potty train my kids. Every A sound sound will make them poop uncontrollably. Rating:
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That was the last time he attached a single engine plane to the end of his kite rope. Rating:
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force. Rating:
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It's something we've all had to deal with at least once in our lives. I'm glad to see how casually he's handling it. Rating:
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Or anything that propels their body into this kind of motion for that matter. As if they weren't dumb enough. Rating:
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I would have called him out on his ugly girlfriend problem myself but hey, that's just me.j Rating:
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Using the closest person to me as a human shield would be my gut reaction too. You rock dude, just stay away from the guy with the the sock over his penis in the future. Rating:
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A little techno and couple quick edits and this kid is the next internet superstar. Free of ecstasy too. Rating:
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life. Rating:
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I can't believe it but the whole soulja boy craze just got about 50 times worse. How is this even possible! Rating:
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else. Rating:
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time. Rating:
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I bet this kid hits the ceiling when he's taking a crap too. Rating:
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Then again, if the ball caught a bounce off the kids skull it would make an easier catch. Maybe he's on to something. Rating:
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If you ever find yourself without access to TV, this is the perfect alternative. Rating:
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If one of his eyes flies into the net I bet it still counts as a point in Columbia. Rating:
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude. Rating:
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Sadly enough, this version is about 100 times better then his real performance. To hell with it, I give it a month before he's signed! Rating:
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Don't worry kid, it just gets worse from here on out. Start popping those aderall's now. Rating:
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To bad she's perfectly going to execute them when she regains consciousness. Rating:
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As if working at Best Buy wasn't bad enough. Now they can enjoy embarrassment even in the after life. Rating:
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It took 30 pixie stix and a 12 pack of mountain dew but he finally broke out of his 3 year old shell. Rating:
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance. Rating:
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This is why you never try to prank the older brothers. Stick to the younger, slower, weaker ones. You'll thank me later. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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Between using them as ramps for their remote control cars and getting embarrassed for life, every kid just needs a pal that can't post pictures of them on MySpace. Rating:
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Not only is this going to haunt him till the day he dies, but now Michael has a new target to "tell stories to". Rating:
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Of all people to do this to, I'm pretty sure the Japanese are used to talking fake penises so this kind of blew up in his face. Rating:
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Well it is Fox news. I'm pretty this is the only way they can get ratings. Rating:
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She probably should have just slapped him with one of those chest monsters, but I'm sure his leaking scrotum will remind him to pick her up next time. Rating:
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is. Rating:
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Eventually somebody is going to come by and wonder why this rock is wearing a pair of shoes. Rating:
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me. Rating:
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I don't think I'll ever use paint again. Not around my grandpa at least. Rating:
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This is why little Timmy has to wear a special helmet to school every day. Rating:
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that. Rating:
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius. Rating:
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I had a girlfriend like this once. And much like this cat, I always feared she would claw my eyes out in my sleep. Rating:
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Oh sure, it's fine when shes kicking him in the balls but take a pie in the face and all hell breaks loose. Rating:
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If it's all about love then she should have deep throated that mackerel. Rating:
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I bet right about now he's regretting all those hot pocket filled guild quests in warcraft. Rating:
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I'm with the kid. After 3 hours of subtle clapping and watching 65 year old mean bake from the sun I would have to get extreme too. Rating:
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All that Mario Kart led to such a bad decision? But how could that be, Nintendo is pure innocence!? Rating:
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I think shooting your friend in the leg ranks up there with kicking your mother in the face. Rating:
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Now if she could only get trained to stay away from McDonalds we would be in business. Rating:
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Once they learn how to load a 9mm and spend a whole paycheck at a fast food place they will blend right in. Rating:
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Father of the year right here. This was probably right after filling the bottle with vodka and leaving forks next to the outlets. Rating:
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Hopefully they don't get to upset when an inmate steals their virginity from them. Rating:
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I thought burning the sheets was the only thing to avoid, not an invited orgy with the entire town. Rating:
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If this ass shaking was the entire 30 second commercial for the Wii Fit, it would be impossible to find in any store across the world. Rating:
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This is kind of like when they tell you not to tap on the glass of a fish tank. Apparently you can't even look at oxen without catching hell. Rating:
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Those K turns can be brutal when everything looks like a flying cat that's out to kill you. Rating:
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At home they also have his room lined with rubber mats and he plays in giant balls of shredded news paper. Rating:
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I'd say this prank went horribly wrong, but I think the list of wrong things begins with the eye liner and blowout hair cut and just keeps going for eternity. Rating:
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This was nothing compared to his first round Italian slang round. Rating:
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The fact that it actually lifted him off the ground too made it absolutely certain that kids are not in his future. Rating:
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Sadly enough this isn't the first time I've seen this happen. There must be a really cheap beer out there that makes you see ninjas attacking you. Rating:
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He even took some spectators out in the process. I didn't know rally race ethic applied to the minor leagues. Rating:
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Other then looking like a primordial zombie, the whole getting hit by traffic thing is kind of a downer. Rating:
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Especially when the sound is loud enough to pop your ear drums. It's like a two for one deal. Rating:
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Since driving may be to much for you, uprooting some plants that are trying to possess you might be a little more suitable. Rating:
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It may have boosted ratings through the roof, but now she needs to get an aids test. Rating:
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Sure, blame it on the ropes breaking. If you're going to use the name awesome then you should be able to fly to safety or something. Rating:
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I knew I should have gotten him insurance for the damn thing. Rating:
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Judging by the looks of him he's been eating car tires to supplement his protein intake too. Rating:
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I guess the points still count if his head goes through the hoop instead but not if it's not even attacked to the wall anymore. Rating:
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It will give you a heart attack just looking at it but think of all the accidental bikini top malfunctions it's going to cause.
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The only way he'd see TATU is blacked out, but it's a shame there's no way to see his pride again. Rating:
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His bruised face and ego just opened a door to a whole new way to face plant yourself into humiliation. Rating:
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I hope he gets used to his sons mixed emotional outbursts because he is going to be confused for the rest of his life now. Rating:
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What a quitter he is though. Keep going kid, there might be some candy in there. Rating:
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Yeah get used to it kid, there's going to be a lot of crying over females in the future. Rating:
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Another learning experience at such a young age. By the time he hits puberty that pimp hand is going to be strong. Rating:
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At least his outfit matches the stupidity of doing something like this. Rating:
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Make sure they have a little bit more alcohol in them next time before asking to see a boob. Rating:
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If that is happening from salvia, then soda probably sends him into a diabetic shock. Get the padded room ready for him. Rating:
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It's kind of like getting robbed in the city but more of a chance of getting aids. Rating:
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I was just talking about the way he looks, but the idiotic convulsive dancing isn't helping his image either. Rating:
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If he wanted to find a woman he should be looking in the mirror after that perm appointment he had. Rating:
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Good to see that dads around the world are still instilling all those needed fundamentals in a child's life. Like killing anything that moves. Rating:
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Under 3 year old rules this counts as a grand slam, and three weeks grounding without ice cream. Rating:
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You may recognize this as it's their same solution to all of life's problems. Half assed, with little thinking. Rating:
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I think that means he's fired but I don't speak dish. Rating:
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While you're down there you might as well look for Davey Jones. Rating:
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It must be salvia experimentation month because every kid with access to is losing their mind and humping every inanimate object within striking distance. Rating:
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Just look at the thickness of the beard he had even at 7 years old. That's pure talent. Rating:
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Guess he needs a little more coverage to avoid eating enemy fists from all angles. Rating:
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And by the looks of it they must be making steroids in viagra form. Rating:
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And the lesson is, metal hurts. Especially when it hits you in your stupid face. Rating:
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I'd ask for a redo but not having a face might make that impossible. Rating:
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All the detentions and bad grades were paid back in one swift motion. Looked like he was about to pimp slap the kid at the end though. Rating:
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I'm guessing he's on his way to Broadway after this show. Because of the lisp, not the singing. Rating:
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All it needs is a place to stash the 9 milly and a big enough back seat for your hoe. Rating:
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Just be glad it doesn't taste like a car tire when you finally do get it.
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He didn't pop two white trash kids out of his body so that could be the reason. Rating:
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool. Rating:
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A room full of drunken jocks throwing punches at each other. What possibly could go wrong? All thats missing is some hair gel and a wife beater. Rating:
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Reason number 5930 girls shouldn't try to play sports, even if it's just sliding into home plate. Rating:
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And he got up with his spine after that ridiculous fall. Rating:
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He'll be damned if he's going to be late for casual Friday. Rating:
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