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See what really happened inside that Las Vegas hotel room. .
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now?
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I would have said screw first base, ran to my camera and took a hundred pictures if this happened to me.
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened.
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Surprisingly enough, this is exactly how he acted the night he lost his virginity. Which happened to be that same day. To his neighbors sprinkler.
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He even tries to play it off like nothing happened for the sake of good news reporting. The irony is this is the most unbiased thing they've reported in ages.
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This is about the apothegm of stupid hitting yourself with a big log and forgetting what happened and asking around for what hit you so badly.
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Oh my god... the same thing happened to me once! Those pesky birds!
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