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By the time they know what's coming they are already asleep.
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Next time your friends tell you to hold their balls, make sure to bring a cup.
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That's one way to tell your friend to drop the plastic and pick up a real axe.
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you.
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Just let them plow you in the nuts out of the blue and the ice will be broken. Along with everything else.
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Especially when it comes directly after a psychological kick to the nuts. I doubt that bed is being used ever again.
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And with his broken scrotum, goes the last bit of hope for the future generations of the world.
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is.
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The fact that it actually lifted him off the ground too made it absolutely certain that kids are not in his future.
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