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I like my face extra well done please.
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McDonald's employees get sprayed with a chemical by a car full of customers at a South Florida drive-through, with the incident caught on surveillance tape. The suspects are still at large.
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They are fighting over who would make a better Mary Poppins. A fist full of knuckles helps the blood come out.
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Farmer Gets a Face Full of Fertilizer
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She jumps over a dude and lands painfully on her face.
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How you managed to mess up that painfully on a fun little go-kart is beyond me.
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If it wasn't for the nut job grandpa flying with his part hat to save the day these people just might have to have been put down.
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Just think of it as a giant, blue, painful stop sign.
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Pranking friends can totally make you forget the simplest things.
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Full speed ahead!
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I see the public school systems are still doing an excellent job with the students education.
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Forget the confusing costume. If I'm stuck on the road with a bladder full of regret, he's getting all of it.
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As long as no meatballs are going out, or in, it's all good by me.
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright.
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is.
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I'm no dirtbike expert but something about choosing this gigantic rock as your first riding experience doesn't seem logical.
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Hopefully they don't get to upset when an inmate steals their virginity from them.
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This is kind of like when they tell you not to tap on the glass of a fish tank. Apparently you can't even look at oxen without catching hell.
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Of course, how can lighting a fire in your ass go wonderfully right? There really is only one outcome.
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A room full of drunken jocks throwing punches at each other. What possibly could go wrong? All thats missing is some hair gel and a wife beater.
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