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Hey buddy I hear Guns and Roses is looking for new talent.
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Would you judge this contest?
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Fuel? That can't all be pee.
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I think I might have to try this one
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A montage of various farts and fart techniques.
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The Bunny With No Manners
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy.
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And to think the worst thing used to be someone farting out of the blue.
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All that mixed with the diarrhea coming out of his mouth combines into one crappy situation.
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I'm no expert but I think it's supposed to shoot a little bit farther then that.
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It might still be true that girls don't poop though, so don't lose hope.
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Seriously. If my significant other even attempted something like this on me they wouldn't be left with the ability to do it without the help of machines for the rest of their lives.
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And with a guys neck has more muscle then your entire body you know damn well you're just going to sit there and take it. Even pretend to like it.
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Don't settle for the mess of trail and error, learn it from a pro the first time.
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Another reason not to where flannel pants when lighting a fart.
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A refreshing blast, right out of your...
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It's not so easy being a dad, specially when your kid farts left and right and you get blamed.
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Poor kid! He just wants to sleep in peace.
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Damn wish people would consider me farting on camera cute or awesome.Ugh i can smell the carrots from here.
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