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I like my face extra well done please.
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Nicely done, except for the bit about landing on your face...
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Jumping onto your elephant and ripping your face off; it's what tigers do best!
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Faceplant. Holy goodness. Pain.
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Doctor getting ready to work on a dead body get the scare of his life.
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during crazy bmx jump gone wrong kid face plants in to the trim on a house.
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You're supposed to jump over the hurdle not kiss it
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At least it's nice, cold snow instead of hot, hard concrete.
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Farmer Gets a Face Full of Fertilizer
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She jumps over a dude and lands painfully on her face.
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Was that a tooth I saw go flying there?
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A puppy discovers just how water works...
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Waving your bloody hands in the Secretary of State's face might get you in trouble.
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A super-slo motion shot of a guy getting soaked in the face.
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A fat kid on a bike smacks his face up and makes funny noises.
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His doggy gave him a golden shower.
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Wow how does this happen? This guy has some fishing gear in his face.
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If you're going to roll around on the ground doing wacky religious stuff, try not to kick anyone in the face.
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There's no better way to cool down in the summer than by smashing someone in the face with a snowball in the middle of the office.
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy.
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Just like the old equation says, "x + slow motion = instant profit".
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If I had to live the rest of my life only watching 1 6 second clip, this would be it hands down.
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Going face down was what made her famous to begin with so she can't be that surprised now.
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now?
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now.
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After watching this you may get the urge to extend your hand and give a little to your friends too.
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Judging by his reaction, that might not be the first time he's had thins forced into his face.
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Warning, this video may make your face melt off from adorable overload.
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Yeah, come get your towel honeyy. Then go fix your broken nose and ego.
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Yesterday I showed you the cat so I figured it's only politically correct to show the dog version.
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I think he fails...
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Antiquing your friend really just shows that you care. Didn't you see the bucket of water?
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board.
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Full speed ahead!
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice.
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll!
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Judging by the look on his face and the puddle in his pants, I think the theory was proven wrong.
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He must have been to caught up dreaming of hugging trees to notice the kid with the pie running his way from the back of the place.
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it.
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life.
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened.
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know.
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force.
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year.
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought.
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else.
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time.
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If one of his eyes flies into the net I bet it still counts as a point in Columbia.
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude.
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face.
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump.
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Of all people to do this to, I'm pretty sure the Japanese are used to talking fake penises so this kind of blew up in his face.
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is.
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me.
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Just give him a second to pan the camera right and you'll want to slap this dog across the face too.
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius.
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Oh sure, it's fine when shes kicking him in the balls but take a pie in the face and all hell breaks loose.
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As if gas prices weren't high enough, you have to expect a hospital bill to tag along if you're going to fill up here.
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I think shooting your friend in the leg ranks up there with kicking your mother in the face.
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Well now his fat lazy ass can finally feel like he's part of the game. Even if he is coughing up a piece of his lens.
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I'd say this prank went horribly wrong, but I think the list of wrong things begins with the eye liner and blowout hair cut and just keeps going for eternity.
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That whole flipping forward thing loses it's effect when it sends one of your own players to the bench doesn't it?
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I knew I should have gotten him insurance for the damn thing.
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His bruised face and ego just opened a door to a whole new way to face plant yourself into humiliation.
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When he wakes up from his dizzying coma, someone just let him know that it's not.
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Lets just add it to the list of things women can not drive. I think we are at about 95,000 items now. We are going to have to take their legs away soon.
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Good thing she had her dirty uncle molesting her from behind the whole time at least. Not a total lost.
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It hurts at first, but just think of the price you save on pads.
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Under 3 year old rules this counts as a grand slam, and three weeks grounding without ice cream.
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And the lesson is, metal hurts. Especially when it hits you in your stupid face.
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And for his next trick he is going to find a way to set himself on fire while in the bath tub.
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I'd ask for a redo but not having a face might make that impossible.
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool.
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It's always good to learn that life is nothing but downhill after High School as soon as possible.
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If your ugly mug head banging to Dio isn't bad enough, try this wonderful prank to see how many people punch you in the face.
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Bruce Lee wasn't totally right about the boards not hitting back then.
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Who said it can't be a contact sport? Just look at that swelling and regret.
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Hey look out...to late there's a swing in your esophagus.
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If it was a steroid needle he so would have been all over that. Good thing his jaw is made out of machismo and jagerbombs.
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You're never to young to have the internet laugh at your pain. Just look at that kids face.
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This girl does a pretty good job blocking the ball with her face.
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Cute baby can change his face on command!
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Would you freak out if you thought your face was all cup up and bleeding? I would.
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The face of the baby is priceless!
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This chick gets her foot caught in the spokes and falls face first.
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Dancing in stupid ways has punishment sent directly by god.
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Poor kid! He just wants to sleep in peace.
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He starts with a wall flip, and ends with a face full of mailbox.
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