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You know what would suck? Get face-humped by a guy in a furry duck suit.
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I like my face extra well done please.
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Nicely done, except for the bit about landing on your face...
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Jumping onto your elephant and ripping your face off; it's what tigers do best!
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Ha ha ha to the face
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Faceplant. Holy goodness. Pain.
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These girls go wild on each other with hair pulling and some punches to the face!
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Doctor getting ready to work on a dead body get the scare of his life.
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during crazy bmx jump gone wrong kid face plants in to the trim on a house.
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You're supposed to jump over the hurdle not kiss it
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At least it's nice, cold snow instead of hot, hard concrete.
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Farmer Gets a Face Full of Fertilizer
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She jumps over a dude and lands painfully on her face.
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Was that a tooth I saw go flying there?
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A puppy discovers just how water works...
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Waving your bloody hands in the Secretary of State's face might get you in trouble.
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A super-slo motion shot of a guy getting soaked in the face.
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A fat kid on a bike smacks his face up and makes funny noises.
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His doggy gave him a golden shower.
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Wow how does this happen? This guy has some fishing gear in his face.
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If you're going to roll around on the ground doing wacky religious stuff, try not to kick anyone in the face.
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There's no better way to cool down in the summer than by smashing someone in the face with a snowball in the middle of the office.
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy.
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Just like the old equation says, "x + slow motion = instant profit".
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If I had to live the rest of my life only watching 1 6 second clip, this would be it hands down.
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Going face down was what made her famous to begin with so she can't be that surprised now.
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now?
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now.
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After watching this you may get the urge to extend your hand and give a little to your friends too.
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Judging by his reaction, that might not be the first time he's had thins forced into his face.
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Warning, this video may make your face melt off from adorable overload.
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Yeah, come get your towel honeyy. Then go fix your broken nose and ego.
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Yesterday I showed you the cat so I figured it's only politically correct to show the dog version.
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I think he fails...
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Antiquing your friend really just shows that you care. Didn't you see the bucket of water?
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board.
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Full speed ahead!
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice.
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll!
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Judging by the look on his face and the puddle in his pants, I think the theory was proven wrong.
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He must have been to caught up dreaming of hugging trees to notice the kid with the pie running his way from the back of the place.
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it.
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life.
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened.
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know.
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force.
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year.
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought.
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else.
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time.
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If one of his eyes flies into the net I bet it still counts as a point in Columbia.
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude.
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face.
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