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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi...
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I like how everybody laughed and nobody cared to check on him
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This is how I feel about rush hour traffic every single day.
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I have no idea how the heck she managed to do this. Not good for women everywhere.
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Crips & Bloods done made every nigga wanna gang bang. These Las Vegas gang members say & act like they wanna murk somethin...
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Everyone loves to watch...
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Happy mother's day, from everyone at CH and Mr. T!
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Portable glory holes, for the convenience of Republican politicians everywhere.
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The Chaser's War On Everything sets out to convince dumb Americans that famous world landmarks are actually in Australia.
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Dane Cook gets an unlucky hex put on him in Good Luck Chuck, causing every woman he meets to fall in love with the next guy.
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Hey everyone look at me on the internet.
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This guy deserves every bit of what he got.
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Not every day you see a moose run through your neighborhood, eh?
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Everyone's favorite redneck bounty hunter gets suspended for using a racist slur in a phone conversation.
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As long as that hand stays above the equator it can't be all that bad.
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It's exactly what he wanted. Just, not in front of every girl he knows.
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now.
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However, it might not work on every single guy out there. Just be aware.
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Just let them plow you in the nuts out of the blue and the ice will be broken. Along with everything else.
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There comes a time in every mans life when he has to taste his balls from the inside. This is one of those times.
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This might be the very last time the princess gets kidnapped. Because everyone else is dead now.
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Everything from spot on Gollum to a damn near perfect Stewie Griffin. This guy has some skills.
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That's one way to use your kid to get the number of every girl within 20 feet.
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Judging by the country she probably has to do this just to get into bed everyday.
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe.
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No wonder they own every laundromat on the east coast. Impressive!
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If I could turn every butt ugly girl into a Nintendo Wii then I would be be drinking 24 hours a day.
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If only I knew this years ago I wouldn't be stuck underneath a body marshmallow every night.
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I think I'm going to use this tactic to potty train my kids. Every A sound sound will make them poop uncontrollably.
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know.
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Yet you can probably hurl every grotesque prejudice slur her way and she wouldn't think twice about it. I love girls like this.
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Air Bud can piss off. This movie deserves every award on the planet.
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Either this girl just loves getting half naked in front of everyone, or she just never learns.
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I guess Billy boy set of a chain reaction because now everyone in front of a camera wants to be famous for being psychotic.
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Even the local soccer moms would fall for this one. What chance does a guy have?
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump.
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Between using them as ramps for their remote control cars and getting embarrassed for life, every kid just needs a pal that can't post pictures of them on MySpace.
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He either loves the smell of charred testicles, or he really wants to milk every 'hot dog' joke possible.
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This is why little Timmy has to wear a special helmet to school every day.
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that.
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Those K turns can be brutal when everything looks like a flying cat that's out to kill you.
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I love how he comments at the end that he's done, as if the 95,000 other failed attempts had no effect.
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I can't say I am all that weired out by this. Theres a tasty treat at the end of every sick minded perversion in this situation.
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Putting that filth all together in one continuous line never sounded so good before.
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Watching this can also catch you up to every sitcom's storyline in the world. Ever.
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It must be salvia experimentation month because every kid with access to is losing their mind and humping every inanimate object within striking distance.
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You're going to be the one needing diapers after watching this.
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Not that I recommend every stepping into a Wal-Mart with all that welfare running around but it's still funny.
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As long as the booties are capable then I guess lets create this army and put it to war.
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It follows that rule of everything being more fun when naked. Except prison. It's not so cool there.
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Good thing the workers didn't follow along because there would be a lot of dirty bathrooms across the tri-state.
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Maybe they can try this with 50 cent and every other linear stain on MTV and really make a hit.
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Pretty bad accident. We do know for a fact everyone lived through it.
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