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two girls dancing on a table
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As if fire wasn't bad enough, now firefighters have to deal with armed drunk drivers.
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I get the feeling she was high well before the plane took off.
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Japan's a bad place to get ridiculously drunk. Don't you know they're all ninjas?
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I love the land of excess. This place is just fun.
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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk.
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Two hotties take trip down memory lane
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Is there anything more blissful than snacking on hot pockets while drunk?
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I support shaming people who pass out, but this is pretty excessive.
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I hope he loves his new haircut.
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How do you escape after a drunken night with a fat girl?
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Drunk Russian Men Gets Impaled On A Fence
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Another drink, sir?
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Drunk guys with off-road vehicles is pretty much a recipe for disaster.
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Hilarious! This vid will make your day!
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By the time they know what's coming they are already asleep.
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That's funny, the drunks seem to be the only support she has. Great campaign she's running so far!
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Then again, maybe keeping distance with that stick of yours is a good idea.
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Some woman just need to be removed from the road. I mean, just look at that ugly car. Abomination.
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Who knew that a drunken uncoordinated mess could be so much more entertaining then the real thing.
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And parents still wonder why they aren't included in all these activities.
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A little alcohol makes any college girl think she is a contractor.
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Get this guy liquored up and you can have your own free demolition crew at all times.
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When a shot of electricity in your ear is having no effect, you might want to check for a pulse.
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I think he fails...
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Just make sure you don't video tape your buddies death by accident.
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Maybe their next competition can be who can mop the fastest because this is asking for a mess.
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I see the public school systems are still doing an excellent job with the students education.
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This was the last time they put Grey Goose in the pinata.
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater.
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time.
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That was the 5th table he lost this week too.
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Time to trade in those bullet proof vests for wet suits.
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face.
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If you ever wanted to know when the line was crossed, just follow this liver bursting morons lead.
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains.
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Yet beyond all the public drunkenness, it obviously isn't his problem with the most priority. Maybe if they let him chug some grey goose while on a treadmill it would help.
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me.
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start.
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The only thing that could have made this better was if the security guard was wearing a Yankee uniform.
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Sadly enough this isn't the first time I've seen this happen. There must be a really cheap beer out there that makes you see ninjas attacking you.
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Other then looking like a primordial zombie, the whole getting hit by traffic thing is kind of a downer.
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I was just talking about the way he looks, but the idiotic convulsive dancing isn't helping his image either.
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I guarantee that money made it's way down her shirt the second the camera went off though.
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A room full of drunken jocks throwing punches at each other. What possibly could go wrong? All thats missing is some hair gel and a wife beater.
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You can pretty much disregard the drunk part, the Russian fact is enough reason for this.
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This is the ultimate prank to play on your sleeping friends if they just got drunk with all your booze and it on your girlfriend.Set them on fire.
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Someone has a whole lot of time on their hands and really is suffering from the get a job paradox.
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This guy is so drunk he can't even stand up, so he crosses the street on all fours.
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This guys passes out only to wake up in the middle of the lake.
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Tell a drunken woman in a bar you are gay and whatever she does you don't feel a thing.
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