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I like my face extra well done please. Rating:
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Nicely done, except for the bit about landing on your face... Rating:
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Please Don't Do This. Rating:
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McDonald's employees get sprayed with a chemical by a car full of customers at a South Florida drive-through, with the incident caught on surveillance tape. The suspects are still at large. Rating:
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When I think of quality artistic performances, I don't usually think of Britney Spears. But this is just beyond horrible. Rating:
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Here's a hint: don't try to walk across icy logs. You might get wet. Rating:
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That's one lollipop I don't think I could bring myself to eat. Rating:
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Don't leave food in your car when you're in Alaska... unless you want muthafkin bears in your muthafkin car! Rating:
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Don't annoy monkeys, we'll need them someday to save us from the robots! Rating:
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Japan's a bad place to get ridiculously drunk. Don't you know they're all ninjas? Rating:
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The senator from the planet Rabb-9 attends the galactic senate only to fly into a fit of rage when things don't go his planet's way. Rating:
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Crips & Bloods done made every nigga wanna gang bang. These Las Vegas gang members say & act like they wanna murk somethin... Rating:
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Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn pull into the Stinking Rose Restaurant on La Cienega, but apparently they can't decide whether they want to eat there or...go to McDonalds ya'll Rating:
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Don't let being handicap stop you buddy! That was sick. Next years X games needs the wheelchair vert. Rating:
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Couple goes missing after witnessing a meteorite crashing to the ground. Rating:
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Trust me, it's a horrible idea that you'll regret for a long time. This guy must have been pretty hard up to take a leak though, and the fence must have been appealing. Rating:
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Don't tase me, doe! Rating:
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That'll so wreck your vacation right there. Rating:
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Whatever you do, don't piss off a moose. Rating:
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This is why you don't try to tie a rope around a sperm whale and tow it with a motorboat. Rating:
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When your done hunting you can marry your sister little guy. Rating:
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Don't you hate it when your mom walks in on you? Rating:
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Funny "Messin' With Sasquatch" Commercial Rating:
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Sick Donuts In a Tiny Car Rating:
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Learn how to make your own flash paper, flash cotton and flash string. Just don't blow yourself up along the way. Rating:
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Yeah, I've known guys who have almost done this. Rating:
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This Halloween, don't jump to conclusions with Trick-Or-Treaters. Rating:
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That's why you don't run in front of people on bikes, moron. Rating:
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I don't think this dog's brain quite extends past its stomach. Rating:
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Don't mess with this frog, he will mess you up. Rating:
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Awesome how his bandmates don't even notice. Rating:
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Jason Bradbury does Caterpillar Breakdance on the streets of London Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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Don't worry, she takes balls to the head all the time. Normally, not to the back of the skull though. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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That whole shower concept shouldn't be forced on people who don't want to do it. See what happens? Rating:
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Someone might want to tell him that he's doing that backwards. Actually, don't. Rating:
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Now all we need is a set of tiny gloves and a dog version of Don King. Rating:
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And this time we have choreographed dance done by a lookalike. Rating:
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It doesn't even sound possible on paper, but somehow this kid made it happen with many, many sexless hours of hard work. Rating:
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Just make sure you don't video tape your buddies death by accident. Rating:
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Benefits make people do some crazy crap. I don't think I could do this even if the money was coming to me. Rating:
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I don't know if the insurance company will cover damage from goat balls but it's worth a shot. Rating:
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Nothing worse then gangsta rap done by a bunch of guys that can cast spells on you. Rating:
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It might still be true that girls don't poop though, so don't lose hope. Rating:
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I don't know, something about this picture is wrong. Can you see why this idiot won't be getting voted in? Rating:
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Yeah, um, there's something terribly wrong here but I don't even know where to start. Russian people are awesome. Rating:
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time. Rating:
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Don't worry kid, it just gets worse from here on out. Start popping those aderall's now. Rating:
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I didn't see a single ball grab so I don't think this is entirely accurate. Rating:
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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I don't care what the infomercial says, these things are sex toys plain and simple. Rating:
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump. Rating:
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid. Rating:
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Glad to know all the brain dead muscle men lose their bladders over things that don't move. I feel safe now. Rating:
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The whole slamming her to the floor thing out of nowhere is definitely effective, but I don't recommend doing it in front of angry parents. Rating:
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I don't think I'll ever use paint again. Not around my grandpa at least. Rating:
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that. Rating:
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Just give him a second to pan the camera right and you'll want to slap this dog across the face too. Rating:
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I guess these guys don't get all the cool tazers our American cops do. Rating:
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Just because they give it a flashy cool name like cheese rolling doesn't mean you won't break your stupid neck trying to do it. Rating:
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Now if she could only get trained to stay away from McDonalds we would be in business. Rating:
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Hopefully they don't get to upset when an inmate steals their virginity from them. Rating:
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Not because their white or anything, but because they don't have retardation as an excuse. Rating:
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I don't know how this is intimidating but I probably don't want to see whatever she's growing down there up close to find out. Rating:
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If you value the life of your scrotum and want to make sure you have someone to use it on that is. Rating:
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In this day and age you really cant trust things to chance when it comes to your dongle. Rating:
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If Samuel was holding a flame thrower in the movie it would have been even better. Rating:
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Judging by the looks of him he's been eating car tires to supplement his protein intake too. Rating:
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I love how he comments at the end that he's done, as if the 95,000 other failed attempts had no effect. Rating:
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It also doubles as the laziest but whatever gets the job done is what counts. Rating:
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I don't remember any war stories about getting anal virginity stolen by a K-9, but a scar is a scar. Rating:
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I think that means he's fired but I don't speak dish. Rating:
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And by the looks of it they must be making steroids in viagra form. Rating:
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He was a monster long before Spore was ever created but my god I don't want to know what his special attack is. Rating:
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they. Rating:
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Don't settle for the mess of trail and error, learn it from a pro the first time. Rating:
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I guess as long as it doesn't try to mate with you it's all good but that can't be a healthy diet. Rating:
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I don't know how much brain damage it takes to think you're a cat but I hope it's a lot. Rating:
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