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Please Don't Do This. Rating:
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When I think of quality artistic performances, I don't usually think of Britney Spears. But this is just beyond horrible. Rating:
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Here's a hint: don't try to walk across icy logs. You might get wet. Rating:
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That's one lollipop I don't think I could bring myself to eat. Rating:
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Don't leave food in your car when you're in Alaska... unless you want muthafkin bears in your muthafkin car! Rating:
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Don't annoy monkeys, we'll need them someday to save us from the robots! Rating:
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Japan's a bad place to get ridiculously drunk. Don't you know they're all ninjas? Rating:
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The senator from the planet Rabb-9 attends the galactic senate only to fly into a fit of rage when things don't go his planet's way. Rating:
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Don't let being handicap stop you buddy! That was sick. Next years X games needs the wheelchair vert. Rating:
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Don't tase me, doe! Rating:
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Whatever you do, don't piss off a moose. Rating:
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This is why you don't try to tie a rope around a sperm whale and tow it with a motorboat. Rating:
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Don't you hate it when your mom walks in on you? Rating:
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Chipmunk
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Funny "Messin' With Sasquatch" Commercial Rating:
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Learn how to make your own flash paper, flash cotton and flash string. Just don't blow yourself up along the way. Rating:
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This Halloween, don't jump to conclusions with Trick-Or-Treaters. Rating:
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That's why you don't run in front of people on bikes, moron. Rating:
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I don't think this dog's brain quite extends past its stomach. Rating:
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Don't mess with this frog, he will mess you up. Rating:
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Awesome how his bandmates don't even notice. Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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Don't worry, she takes balls to the head all the time. Normally, not to the back of the skull though. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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That whole shower concept shouldn't be forced on people who don't want to do it. See what happens? Rating:
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Someone might want to tell him that he's doing that backwards. Actually, don't. Rating:
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Just make sure you don't video tape your buddies death by accident. Rating:
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Benefits make people do some crazy crap. I don't think I could do this even if the money was coming to me. Rating:
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I don't know if the insurance company will cover damage from goat balls but it's worth a shot. Rating:
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It might still be true that girls don't poop though, so don't lose hope. Rating:
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I don't know, something about this picture is wrong. Can you see why this idiot won't be getting voted in? Rating:
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Yeah, um, there's something terribly wrong here but I don't even know where to start. Russian people are awesome. Rating:
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Don't worry kid, it just gets worse from here on out. Start popping those aderall's now. Rating:
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I didn't see a single ball grab so I don't think this is entirely accurate. Rating:
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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I don't care what the infomercial says, these things are sex toys plain and simple. Rating:
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid. Rating:
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Glad to know all the brain dead muscle men lose their bladders over things that don't move. I feel safe now. Rating:
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The whole slamming her to the floor thing out of nowhere is definitely effective, but I don't recommend doing it in front of angry parents. Rating:
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I don't think I'll ever use paint again. Not around my grandpa at least. Rating:
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that. Rating:
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I guess these guys don't get all the cool tazers our American cops do. Rating:
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Hopefully they don't get to upset when an inmate steals their virginity from them. Rating:
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Not because their white or anything, but because they don't have retardation as an excuse. Rating:
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I don't know how this is intimidating but I probably don't want to see whatever she's growing down there up close to find out. Rating:
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I don't remember any war stories about getting anal virginity stolen by a K-9, but a scar is a scar. Rating:
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I think that means he's fired but I don't speak dish. Rating:
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He was a monster long before Spore was ever created but my god I don't want to know what his special attack is. Rating:
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they. Rating:
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Don't settle for the mess of trail and error, learn it from a pro the first time. Rating:
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I don't know how much brain damage it takes to think you're a cat but I hope it's a lot. Rating:
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I don't think there's such a good thing as a good salvia trip but she is getting close to it. Rating:
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This is the best way not top get any for a long time don't try this at home. Rating:
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Yeah sure girls love to dance and consider themselves sexy and so on but most of them FAIL at the dancing part! Rating:
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If at first you don't succeed keep trying until you break some bones. Rating:
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I don't blame him, this girl is so annoying. Rating:
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Tell a drunken woman in a bar you are gay and whatever she does you don't feel a thing. Rating:
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This is WAY above hilarious !Just think about how she will insist "But he is My Daddy!" Rating:
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