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Maybe this is a mating call. Or a scream for bacon. Lots of bacon.
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Only father of the year could nearly kill his own son with one scream. Right on.
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Can't a guy who plays the most tame sport in the world shed a tear without being made fun of?
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Maybe if he slipped on some of those tears he would learn some better dance moves.
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It's actually a different method then just eating him too, this one is a little more humane.
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I'm surprised he didn't get arrested while filming this. Where's Chris Hansen when you need him? Oh, that's right, in his cryogenic chamber.
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Yeah get used to it kid, there's going to be a lot of crying over females in the future.
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I prefer something with a little more broken glass on the tip of it but whatever you can get your hands on should work.
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