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That's one lollipop I don't think I could bring myself to eat.
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I imagine it's sorta like crunchy peanut butter...
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Somebody has butter fingers
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Straight to the head and knocked on his butt.
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Somebody has butter fingers
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It's just like Counter Strike, except you're hunting cellulite instead of terrorists.
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By the looks of it, that's the fastest speed the car has ever hit in its lifetime.
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If he's this easily incorrigible, he may be in that position again later in life.
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If I could turn every butt ugly girl into a Nintendo Wii then I would be be drinking 24 hours a day.
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Not sure if this classifies as being bisexual but he's going to be regretting this more then a prison inmate later tonight.
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Yet you can probably hurl every grotesque prejudice slur her way and she wouldn't think twice about it. I love girls like this.
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Once again blood rushing to the penis destroys all logical judgment. I'm sure they really wanted you after you violated your own butthole dude.
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Only the people that eat live octopus and think squirting milk out of their butts would find this normal in school education.
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Of course, how can lighting a fire in your ass go wonderfully right? There really is only one outcome.
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Yeah get used to it kid, there's going to be a lot of crying over females in the future.
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I don't remember any war stories about getting anal virginity stolen by a K-9, but a scar is a scar.
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Ever wondered what would happen?
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