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Remind me never to piss off a baboon...
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When you pull a giant snake out of it's hole by the tail, it might in fact bite you.
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All the bleach in the world isn't going to get that taste out of his mouth. Smooth move.
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Around your 25th birthday or so all those dungeons and dragon fantasies are going to bite you in the ass. Especially when even a hooker says no to you after seeing this.
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I guess as long as it doesn't try to mate with you it's all good but that can't be a healthy diet.
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Alright, who let Polly into the medicine chest again?
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