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Don't leave food in your car when you're in Alaska... unless you want muthafkin bears in your muthafkin car!
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Cedrick Winters the bearded Dragon with a cat that wants to play.
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Wait, bears and cats are cross-breeding now!?
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Not exactly willingly on both sides though.
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They even gave him a helmet. You know, because a damn bear needs to be protected from a bunch of little hockey players.
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With commercials like this, I am surprised I didn't go burn half the east coast down on purpose.
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Even digitized bears can terrify and scare you if presented the right way.
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This is before they grow up into monsters that can turn your body parts into paste.
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern.
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face.
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Just look at the thickness of the beard he had even at 7 years old. That's pure talent.
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And apparently they use their own offspring as toilet paper. How resourceful.
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