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This loser breaks down and cries about people bashing Britney Spears. Rating:
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Crazy pilot flies under a plane and survives by mere inches! Rating:
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Building Jumps, flipping off walls, rolling and more flips Rating:
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Nicely done, except for the bit about landing on your face... Rating:
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Just when I thought I'd seen the highest example of human stupidity ever, something like this comes along and surprises me. Rating:
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Jumping onto your elephant and ripping your face off; it's what tigers do best! Rating:
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So much for swinging gallantly onto your horse and riding off with your bride... Rating:
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Keep your wife or girlfriend young and fresh with vacuum sealing! This is from Japan, so no
I'm not kidding. Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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Funny Commercial of a cat and a bird Rating:
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This is cute and hilarious at the same time. The baby panda sneezes and scares the mother. Rating:
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Pluto was just having some fun with a kid at Disney, when a raging helicopter parent had to get involved and start throwing her weight around. Rating:
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korean woman hit by train but actually survives - nasty and very lucky! Rating:
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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi... Rating:
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I like how everybody laughed and nobody cared to check on him Rating:
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A fan runs on the football field and the security catches him, but they treat the fan so badly that the crowd comes to help. Rating:
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Here's a hint: don't try to walk across icy logs. You might get wet. Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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There is a reason they are called ballboys, and this is not that reason. Rating:
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two girls dancing on a table Rating:
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Hey buddy I hear Guns and Roses is looking for new talent. Rating:
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This is just like that Tom Hanks movie: Joe Vs. The Volcano. Awesome and entertaining. Rating:
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Seriously, what the hell do you do when you're walking down the street and a bunch of geese attack you!? Rating:
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I imagine it's sorta like crunchy peanut butter... Rating:
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great german commercial Rating:
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Marry Poppins Off 65 Foot Bridge This guy takes an umbrella and jumps off a 65 foot bridge. It does not go well. Rating:
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Police pursue a woman, first in a stolen pickup, and then after she bails, in stolen heels Rating:
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An idiot cage driver goes straight through a red light and nails a poor fellow on a scooter. Rating:
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A Russian lady feeding her many cats. She loves to adopt homeless kitties and help them. Rating:
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What a ball buster Rating:
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One of the more unusual animal pairings I've ever seen. Rating:
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Unlike that other skateboarding dog, this one conquers half pipes and survived a forty foot fall at the X-games.
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Oh damn how embarrasing is this ? A guy steals from a truck which was a trap, and then gets exposed to the whole city in a cage while driving through town... Rating:
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You get a bigger screen, and a way to thwart your tyrannical wife! Rating:
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poor driver did the Ricki Bobby shake and bake. Rating:
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I'm not sure I'd call that last-second turn an approach vector...
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An old man trying to park... he doesn't have much success. Rating:
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Britney and Tyra. Tyra is freaking insane. She makes Britney look good. Rating:
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A quiet day at the beach gets a little more exciting when a shark stalks, and then attacks, a large school of fish! Rating:
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A baby panda makes cute noises as it tries to get up and over a step! Shot at the Wolong Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center in Sichuan, China! Rating:
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Funny video of a guy who sets up his wife to scare her. He puts on a nasty Halloween mask and calls her downstairs. She really gets freaked out too. Rating:
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Two guys have metal tube piercing their chests and the crazy part is they survived Rating:
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Another textbook landing from Launchpad McQuack Rating:
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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake leaving the Parc on Hollywood Blvd. Rating:
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Candy flirts with basketball star Lebron James at a bar in LA. Rating:
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Show us your BEST monkey impression and you'll get to star in an upcoming Bikini News episode! Rating:
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I love the land of excess. This place is just fun. Rating:
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the pilot turn on final with misunderstood clearance and poor looking out,overtaken this AIRCRAFT from the left on final approach!.VERY CLOSE AND VERY DANGEROUS Rating:
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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk. Rating:
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The race is over, and so is this guy. Rating:
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Some base jumpers use squirrel suits to leap off a mountain and go for a glide over the forest.
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Sweltering temperatures during the Chicago marathon led to hospitalizations, and even one death. Rating:
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Thai funny commercial Rating:
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Wear a mask! Rating:
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Some interesting facts about Ron Paul, brought to you by a rapping pizza and the silly folks at Digital Funtown. Pizza is Politics. Rating:
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Funny Commercial about life insurance. Rating:
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Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn pull into the Stinking Rose Restaurant on La Cienega, but apparently they can't decide whether they want to eat there or...go to McDonalds ya'll Rating:
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landlords are dumb and evil, how you can strike back (satire) - This video is submitted by one of our visitors, You can also join and submit your videos. Rating:
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Mitt Romney Saturday talked with a Medical Marijuana patient and would not answer the patients question about being arrested if caught with Marijuana. Rating:
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Don't let being handicap stop you buddy! That was sick. Next years X games needs the wheelchair vert. Rating:
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Hey that guy was on Prison Break and he has officially been un pimped. Rating:
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Im soooo mad at myself for laughing at this. Rating:
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Straight to the head and knocked on his butt. Rating:
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Lauren Conrad and pal at Club Les Deux. She departs and heads up to Hollywood Blvd. to grab a cab, with the assistance of a number of paparazzi. Rating:
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An Exclusive and Uncensored sit-down with Jim Carrey and friends from the thriller "Number 23" Rating:
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Britney Spears gets mobbed by Paparazzi at a Beverly Hills Restaurant and then hits Target and asks Security Guard for help. Rating:
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"We named this puppy bambi and took her in after we had to kill her mother when she tried to attack us during a mission." Rating:
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Candy can be a valuable asset in getting some theater lovin'... Rating:
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Random weird and funny gifs from all over the internet. Rating:
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Happy mother's day, from everyone at CH and Mr. T! Rating:
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Who is the doofis who started that! And why can't these people just run...or walk... WHAT IS GOING ON! Rating:
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Trust me, it's a horrible idea that you'll regret for a long time. This guy must have been pretty hard up to take a leak though, and the fence must have been appealing. Rating:
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Maybe you should get on the treadmill and let him sit on the couch. I'm calling PETA Rating:
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Army soldiers get bored and wrap up a buddy in bubble wrap, then the fun begins..... Rating:
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Now that was some sick skills and major dunkage. Rating:
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That baby fell out of the car and these parents should be in trouble. This child should have been in a car seat. Rating:
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These trains are not stable at all. Most people have to hold a rail or lean on a wall just to keep standing.
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Two kids are riding their wagon and then this happens.... Rating:
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A burglar was paraded by vigilantes down a village street and beaten, luckily the police arrived before a possible lynching. Rating:
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This is an older video of ours, doing street mountain bike trials, on bikes that would be considered "old school" by today's standards. Rating:
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Olga and Volva show off their talents. Rating:
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This just has "Judge Dredd" written all over it. Rating:
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This footage was recently released on Russian television. A Nikolaev, Russia businessman tipped off the police that he was about to be hit and/or robbed by the mafia. The police set up cameras inside ... Rating:
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Shaolin Monk does a back flip on the runway and catwalk model ends up falling into the massive hole he makes! Rating:
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Superbad writers Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg wrote about their high school experiences. Rating:
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A Day in the Life of Lindsay Lohan starring our darling heroine, her bodyguard, and a friend. Lindsay pops all over the place today a... Rating:
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10/18/07A suspected bank robber led police on a wild chase that began in Bucks County and ended with a crash in Northeast Philadelphia Wednesday evening. Rating:
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Not sure how often this happens but damn!...sending a boy into the sewer and he doesn't seem to care. Rating:
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The Rock the Bells Tour heads to the West Coast featuring Rage Against the Machine, Wu Tang, Public Enemy, Mos Def and Cypress Hill. Rating:
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A bull manages to land three hard hits on an unfortunate matador. Rating:
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And he lands it! Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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She jumps over a dude and lands painfully on her face. Rating:
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Hurray for parents putting their kid's childhood to use by putting Jesus placards on them and having them evangelize from the sidewalk. Rating:
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A horde of zombies descends on the Canadian parliament in Ottawa, demanding socialized brains.
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The Chaser's War On Everything sets out to convince dumb Americans that famous world landmarks are actually in Australia. Rating:
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Cowboys and Ninjas get it on in a family diner. I wish I knew what this was from. Rating:
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Now why did you go and do that? Rating:
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two sexy girls pillow fight in their bra's and underwear. Rating:
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I live in Los Angeles, and I hereby certify that this is an accurate description of LA women. Rating:
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I wouldn't have to ask what to do if I was on her lap. Rating:
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This is why you don't try to tie a rope around a sperm whale and tow it with a motorboat. Rating:
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A flying Dutchman stuns tourists by levitating outside the White House. A puzzled observer checks for wires and other tricks, but can't find any. Can you spot how he does it? Rating:
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Christina put in another round today at Bel Bambini on Robertson Blvd., once again with husband in tow. Her baby bump is visibly a bit bigger from the last t... Rating:
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Bob burnquist grinds a hand rail over the edge of the grand canyon with a parachute Rating:
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Kenny Powers attempts to jump his rocket powerd lincoln continental.across a one mile stretch of the ST. Lawrence river. tacking off from Morrisburg Ontario. and landing in augdin islan NY Rating:
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Some insane stunts and one very fine looking lady. Rating:
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Waving your bloody hands in the Secretary of State's face might get you in trouble. Rating:
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Thats a novel way to dump your girlfriend. Rating:
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you 'never know' who is going to show up and complain at the town council meeting. Rating:
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And This is How to Throw a Boomerang Rating:
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Learn how to make your own flash paper, flash cotton and flash string. Just don't blow yourself up along the way. Rating:
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How not to stabilize a ladder while your buddy climbs onto the roof. Rating:
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A Deer runs across a busy 4 lane road and is hit by a an SUV. This is a common hazard especially in rural areas. Rating:
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Five foot shark caught by hand on a Florida beach by some people but they put it back into the sea.Does this happen often then? Rating:
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BURLESON, TX -- A high-speed police chase came to a quick and fatal end in Burleson, Texas on Friday.
The chase began when police spotted 41-year-old James Vorhees driving a stolen truck. Rating:
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A university professor finds a student on his cellphone too much of a distraction and takes matters into his own hands. Rating:
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Skate hard, land hard. That\'s my motto. Rating:
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Wait, bears and cats are cross-breeding now!? Rating:
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This kid really does want to go to the candy shop. Rating:
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A fat kid on a bike smacks his face up and makes funny noises.
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He checking his list and shooting the naughty Rating:
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Kid runs over his sister and you know she will never forget it. Rating:
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Remind me never to pick up random luggage from the side of the road. Rating:
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You`re going to love Paris, her body, and all she can do! Rating:
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Another drink, sir? Rating:
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If you're late and running after the school bus doesn't get the driver attention, just bust a few caps into the bus side Rating:
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Skater Jumps 25 stairs and tears his ass up. Rating:
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Two aging pandas in Japan enjoy kissing so much they have stopped having sex. Rating:
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Easiest Way to Get Free Candy ! Rating:
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Rednecks with cats and lasers... oh dear. Rating:
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A montage of various farts and fart techniques. Rating:
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I'd be happy and laughing too if I had a fat bong loaded like this guy. Rating:
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Seems the latest stunt in Russia involves a snowboard and a fast moving train. Pure craziness. Rating:
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Awesome how his bandmates don't even notice. Rating:
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Phil Hanson buys all the food from Starbucks, chews it up, and makes a portrait of Britney Spears. Rating:
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I have faith that someone will try this and report back whether or not it works. Rating:
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A young man remembers a childhood with a blind father and his own temporary sightlessness. Rating:
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Not only does this guy do something as stupid as microwaving soap, he does it on live TV, and manages to burn himself and break things in the process Rating:
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Space Shuttle Discovery and its crew returned to Earth on Wednesday, concluding a 15-day space station build and repair mission that was among the more... Rating:
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So Sorry Amanda, just logged on
I hurried home and i tried to rest, noticed your light on . Rating:
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A video apology dedicated to the American Pit Bull Terrier and his cousins. Written from the perspective of human beings. Rating:
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A massive south swell hit Teahupoo on Nov 1, bringing some of the biggest and best waves of the year. Rating:
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The mad an error and see what happens. Rating:
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun. Rating:
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A security guard at a basketball game in Jerusalem reportedly has lost three fingers after some type of explosive device detonated in his hand. Rating:
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I guess its better than the shark catching his hand Rating:
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This little boy is singing a Britney Spears song in private when his mother catches him and he does this... Rating:
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I do a tre flip off of Cesar's driveway and over a log. Rating:
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All we need now is a pig on a scooter with a siren and we can start regulating his speed. Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy. Rating:
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If it wasn't for the nut job grandpa flying with his part hat to save the day these people just might have to have been put down. Rating:
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This is true. The last progressive Swedish speed thrash power industrial Scandinavian grindcore super black metal band I played in sounded just like this! Rating:
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again. Rating:
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They must have tried to find the most cracked out kid in the county to do this interview with, but it doesn't seem they had to look far. Rating:
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As long as that hand stays above the equator it can't be all that bad. Rating:
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If I had to live the rest of my life only watching 1 6 second clip, this would be it hands down. Rating:
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He's got more moves then MTV and VH1 combined. Someone get the contracts ready. Rating:
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This might be her way of saying she's sick and tired of being shot with his other gun. Or maybe it's just a reason to kill him. Rating:
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We might as well name April 1st national Rick Roll day at this point. Even the muppets are infected. Rating:
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That's one way to tell your friend to drop the plastic and pick up a real axe. Rating:
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And you thought mentos and diet coke was a problem? Make sure to stay away from this combination then. Rating:
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Anytime the guy saying he loves you starts shooting pixelated lightening out of his hands...run. Fast. Rating:
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Use this on your friends, but only if you have enough space to get a head start running. Rating:
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Demolition never came so cheap before. Or unwanted. Rating:
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We should all drop our beliefs and turn to Rick Astely in unison. Imagine that, no more hate in the world and plenty of Rick Roll. Rating:
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All we need is a dog in a referee outfit and we can start a league. Rating:
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Not for the lower half of that guys body at least. Rating:
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I wonder what lucky, brain trauma induced girl is going to land this stud? Rating:
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You'll need that kind of enthusiasm to beg for quarters on the street. Rating:
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Could this possibly be the beginning of the quickest marriage in history? Rating:
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And in a haste to save her from devastation, a photographer joins her at the bottom. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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After watching this you may get the urge to extend your hand and give a little to your friends too. Rating:
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He must have gotten the plastic toy version of lead singer egotism and went to town. Rating:
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And parents still wonder why they aren't included in all these activities. Rating:
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And the funnest if I do say so myself. Who doesn't want to spear a snowman? Rating:
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And to think the worst thing used to be someone farting out of the blue. Rating:
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However, it might not work on every single guy out there. Just be aware. Rating:
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Ah, family moments. These are the things dreams are made of. Rating:
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Just let them plow you in the nuts out of the blue and the ice will be broken. Along with everything else. Rating:
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And it looks like his dad is cheering him on. Saturn's must be worse then I thought. Rating:
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I see a lot of people got a lot of free money for being retarded. Sounds about right. Rating:
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Even digitized bears can terrify and scare you if presented the right way. Rating:
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Only a redneck could take a canoe and find a way to jump the damn thing. Amazing. Rating:
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Get this guy liquored up and you can have your own free demolition crew at all times. Rating:
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They should throw gloves on him and get him punching. Rating:
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And it's quite possibly the quickest, and easiest way to win a million in the history of the world. Rating:
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there. Rating:
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Someones getting grounded for life, and it's not going to be the show host. Rating:
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And you would think a girl of her size would have a lot more respect for food. What a waste. Rating:
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Nothing worse then coming home from a long day of school and being forced to change your underwear. Rating:
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No better way to break onto national TV then to grab your crotch and go to town. Rating:
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This might be the very last time the princess gets kidnapped. Because everyone else is dead now. Rating:
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Yeah, come get your towel honeyy. Then go fix your broken nose and ego. Rating:
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Now all we need is a set of tiny gloves and a dog version of Don King. Rating:
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And this time we have choreographed dance done by a lookalike. Rating:
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I would have said screw first base, ran to my camera and took a hundred pictures if this happened to me. Rating:
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All it takes is some paper craft, an imagination, and a handful of happy pills. Rating:
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It doesn't even sound possible on paper, but somehow this kid made it happen with many, many sexless hours of hard work. Rating:
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That was the last time he ever tried that stunt. Because his balls were stuck in his stomach and he couldn't ride again. Rating:
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And this cutie in just her bra will prove to you why. Rating:
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He even went as far to prank her by drilling holes into the walls of his house. What a monster. Rating:
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I bet all they win are a bunch of toasters and a girl shaped pillow too. Rating:
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Be on the lookout for random devil possessions in your child. It must be the ice cream. Rating:
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Finally, something you can do in the off season. Rating:
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I seriously need to drop the whole dog thing and get one of these. Rating:
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I thought the comedies that were parts 2 and 3 were funny enough. Guess not! Rating:
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Hey, it's cleaner then food and no one feels dirty in the end. There is a little more blood involved though. Rating:
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All it takes is a camera crew and a naive dude to think he just hit the jack pot. Rating:
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Who let the panda into the coke stash? Someone is getting fired. Rating:
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Does this mean if he gets into office that a top of the chain rap star will be second in command? Rating:
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This is probably a little bit worse then teepee'ing somebodies house. Rating:
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All it takes is one redneck, a couple batteries and a dream to make this happen. Rating:
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Well, at least we know who daddy loves more now. Rating:
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This reminded me of my child hood, except there was a lack of bleeding and regret. Rating:
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If only he had that same urge to get a job and pay for all that litter he uses... Rating:
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They stand for justice, honor and detrimental threats to remote control air crafts. Rating:
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Forget these losers, I am voting for Triple H. Rating:
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Or maybe he was just in a rush to the bathroom and didn't care? The world will never know. Rating:
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Judging by the country she probably has to do this just to get into bed everyday. Rating:
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Great, now where else am I supposed to get my chocolate covered candy? The store, like a sap? Rating:
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If only they could drive off a bridge then this could be an Oscar winner. And a favor to humanity. Rating:
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Sandra Bernhard has more personality then this pissed off comic. Rating:
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This thing is insane. It actually plays the song based on the visualization on the screen, and is not preprogrammed. Johnny-5 alive! Rating:
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And yet somehow he manages to get through his entire prank without a bruise of any kind. Rating:
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It only took a kids toy car, a couple drinks and an instigating friend to find out he's retarded. Rating:
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Judging by the look on his face and the puddle in his pants, I think the theory was proven wrong. Rating:
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I wish he was this determined at getting a job so he could pay for his own kibbles and bits. Rating:
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And here I thought the only interesting thing was how Canadians heads bounce up and down when they talk. Rating:
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Just apply said tape to said bell, and then apply that to said cats head. The result is endless hilarity for the whole family. Rating:
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Somehow Asian people turn the most sadistic and crazy looking thing into something beneficial in life. Rating:
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Aww, look how cute they are before we turn them into food. Rating:
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At least he had all that wonderful snow to stop him from snapping his own stupid neck. Rating:
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All these years and we still can't get past racism and oppression? Oh well, you can always Guess Who! Rating:
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If you get this into the game you just may find your own car flying off a ledge at the end of town. Rating:
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it. Rating:
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern. Rating:
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If I could talk about herpes, anal warts and BDSM fetishes from my cubical I'd probably get a job. Rating:
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Maybe his hand had a growth spurt while inside the ball. Nah, he's just an idiot. Rating:
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And people wonder why so many shootings happen at schools. Rating:
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All these years of evolution and women are still finding ways on how not to use automobiles of any kind. Rating:
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I have to say, using your own kid to clear out an entire pile of bricks is a ballsy thing to do. I love it. Rating:
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If only you could ask politely for peoples wallets before throwing them into the ground and stealing their cars. Rating:
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The only thing learned that day was how to scare the hell out of the teacher and run for your life in the same breath. Rating:
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If only we could all be like Dane Cook and steal material from the rest of the world. Rating:
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do. Rating:
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And with his broken scrotum, goes the last bit of hope for the future generations of the world. Rating:
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force. Rating:
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It's something we've all had to deal with at least once in our lives. I'm glad to see how casually he's handling it. Rating:
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A little techno and couple quick edits and this kid is the next internet superstar. Free of ecstasy too. Rating:
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life. Rating:
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else. Rating:
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time. Rating:
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Looks like he found the report very enjoyable I guess. Because it was solid and all. Rating:
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Yet you can probably hurl every grotesque prejudice slur her way and she wouldn't think twice about it. I love girls like this. Rating:
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Only in America could such an idiotic moron be rewarded with the time and effort it took to make this. Rating:
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude. Rating:
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now. Rating:
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Air Bud can piss off. This movie deserves every award on the planet. Rating:
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It's cute as hell when they are babies. When they are adults it looks like they about to stampede something if it doesn't stop. Rating:
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I didn't see a single ball grab so I don't think this is entirely accurate. Rating:
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Niko is infectious. He could sell aids to virgins. Rating:
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It took 30 pixie stix and a 12 pack of mountain dew but he finally broke out of his 3 year old shell. Rating:
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After it sinks poisonous fangs in you, it rolls on it's back and begs for bacon strips. Rating:
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And here I thought rhinos enjoyed being covered in water. Well, now I know otherwise. Rating:
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How he stood in front of a mic and became mayor of a state is still beyond me though. He should still walk around with that sword in my opinion. Rating:
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance. Rating:
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I think I liked it better when people would just have sex with them and be on their way. Rating:
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I don't care what the infomercial says, these things are sex toys plain and simple. Rating:
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I for one wish I could deploy a Pikachu from my warthog instead of the same tired old ammunition. Rating:
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I think all those rides on the wheel finally did him in once and for all. Unless this dude replaced the water bottle with grey goose. Rating:
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump. Rating:
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Somehow 50 million legos can be just as terrifying as a 50 ton boulder. Imagination is dangerous, but nerds with ideas and money are even scarier. Rating:
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Between using them as ramps for their remote control cars and getting embarrassed for life, every kid just needs a pal that can't post pictures of them on MySpace. Rating:
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is. Rating:
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Eventually somebody is going to come by and wonder why this rock is wearing a pair of shoes. Rating:
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I don't think I'll ever use paint again. Not around my grandpa at least. Rating:
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it. Rating:
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Just give him a second to pan the camera right and you'll want to slap this dog across the face too. Rating:
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius. Rating:
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But judging by the size of his breasts I think it's the least of his problems. Maybe the scare burned off a few of those calories. Rating:
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I had a girlfriend like this once. And much like this cat, I always feared she would claw my eyes out in my sleep. Rating:
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Oh sure, it's fine when shes kicking him in the balls but take a pie in the face and all hell breaks loose. Rating:
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I guess these guys don't get all the cool tazers our American cops do. Rating:
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I'm with the kid. After 3 hours of subtle clapping and watching 65 year old mean bake from the sun I would have to get extreme too. Rating:
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Apparently IQ numbers mean nothing on this job application. Maybe some people like being 6 feet under ipods and dvd players. Rating:
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They could have cut this down to the last 3 seconds and the same point would have gotten across. Arnold smiling = judgment day. Rating:
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I think shooting your friend in the leg ranks up there with kicking your mother in the face. Rating:
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I think that pretty much sums up hockey right there. Rating:
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Once they learn how to load a 9mm and spend a whole paycheck at a fast food place they will blend right in. Rating:
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Father of the year right here. This was probably right after filling the bottle with vodka and leaving forks next to the outlets. Rating:
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And with a guys neck has more muscle then your entire body you know damn well you're just going to sit there and take it. Even pretend to like it. Rating:
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I would think the giant thing in his hand would give it away but hey, that's just me. Rating:
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At home they also have his room lined with rubber mats and he plays in giant balls of shredded news paper. Rating:
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I'd say this prank went horribly wrong, but I think the list of wrong things begins with the eye liner and blowout hair cut and just keeps going for eternity. Rating:
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Only the people that eat live octopus and think squirting milk out of their butts would find this normal in school education. Rating:
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I know this can't be good for his pace maker but he sure has those wheelies down. Rating:
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This crazy ass bird head bangs harder then a coked up hair band singer. Rating:
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Even if it stops your heart mid flight it still looks the funnest thing in the world. Rating:
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If you value the life of your scrotum and want to make sure you have someone to use it on that is. Rating:
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I'll commend him for not giving up hope but I think he needs to see the eye doctor. And have a little talk about the birds and, the rocks. Rating:
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In this day and age you really cant trust things to chance when it comes to your dongle. Rating:
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Well if a rack like that is selling them, I guess I have to buy them. Rating:
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I can't say I'm totally creeped out by it. I guess I need an up close hands on tutorial to really understand first. Rating:
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It's hard living in a town where cops stop chasing you if you just drive a far enough distance away from them. Rating:
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His bruised face and ego just opened a door to a whole new way to face plant yourself into humiliation. Rating:
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When he wakes up from his dizzying coma, someone just let him know that it's not. Rating:
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I give it two weeks before Fox news digs it up and says it's the fault of Grand Theft Auto. Just wait. Rating:
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What a quitter he is though. Keep going kid, there might be some candy in there. Rating:
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Another learning experience at such a young age. By the time he hits puberty that pimp hand is going to be strong. Rating:
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Always be aware of those signs from your mother because you might have a MILF on your hands too. Be afraid. Rating:
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Around your 25th birthday or so all those dungeons and dragon fantasies are going to bite you in the ass. Especially when even a hooker says no to you after seeing this. Rating:
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Good thing she had her dirty uncle molesting her from behind the whole time at least. Not a total lost. Rating:
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It's kind of like getting robbed in the city but more of a chance of getting aids. Rating:
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Having the name Tatum Wan was a close second to ruining it but he managed to beat it out. Rating:
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Under 3 year old rules this counts as a grand slam, and three weeks grounding without ice cream. Rating:
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It must be salvia experimentation month because every kid with access to is losing their mind and humping every inanimate object within striking distance. Rating:
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Maybe when they take their diapers off they can play some baseball too. Rating:
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And by the looks of it they must be making steroids in viagra form. Rating:
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And the lesson is, metal hurts. Especially when it hits you in your stupid face. Rating:
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And for his next trick he is going to find a way to set himself on fire while in the bath tub. Rating:
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I think that means she has to wet her t-shirt. Rating:
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All the detentions and bad grades were paid back in one swift motion. Looked like he was about to pimp slap the kid at the end though. Rating:
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The throw it down and run in idiotic circles method doesn't work vs explosives last time I checked. Rating:
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All it needs is a place to stash the 9 milly and a big enough back seat for your hoe. Rating:
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Just be glad it doesn't taste like a car tire when you finally do get it.
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they. Rating:
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