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Check out this fat boss who gets pranked by his employees... Hope he is a funny guy! Rating:
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This girl really tears up! Rating:
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Building Jumps, flipping off walls, rolling and more flips Rating:
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Girl trying to be hot ends up owning herself. Rating:
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Skater punks falling hard brightens my dreary day. Rating:
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Is anything cuter than dogs having fun? Rating:
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Guys with pseudo-mullets get all the bad luck... Rating:
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I think people are just making it up now to get on the show. Rating:
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Anything that gives you an excuse to slam old ladies in the street is automatically awesome. Rating:
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So much for swinging gallantly onto your horse and riding off with your bride... Rating:
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Rally car driver ramming into a house after missing a turn. Rating:
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There will be no children in the future for these guys. Rating:
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funny prank phone call Rating:
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Doesn't he know that dancing in airports isn't allowed? Being anything but a frightened sheep emboldens the terrorists! Rating:
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Oooh!!!! This really shouldnt be funny but.... Rating:
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I hope this was staged. Most likely it wasnt. Rating:
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Two giraffes go head-to-head. Literally. Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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Some brutal thugs rob a cell phone store. Rating:
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Twins show off their balling skills. Rating:
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When I think of quality artistic performances, I don't usually think of Britney Spears. But this is just beyond horrible. Rating:
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korean woman hit by train but actually survives - nasty and very lucky! Rating:
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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi... Rating:
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I like how everybody laughed and nobody cared to check on him Rating:
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A fan runs on the football field and the security catches him, but they treat the fan so badly that the crowd comes to help. Rating:
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Here's a hint: don't try to walk across icy logs. You might get wet. Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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This is an accident waiting to happen. Guys in the pit, dude on the bike, or spectators above. Place your bets folks! Rating:
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There is a reason they are called ballboys, and this is not that reason. Rating:
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two girls dancing on a table Rating:
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Its not good luck when the bride's teeth fall out Rating:
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These kids really know how to get their funk going. Rating:
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Some midgets break dancing ! its really cool Rating:
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It's sorta like a football tackle, except without the padding... Rating:
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Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. Rating:
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What a ball buster Rating:
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I think it's about time to call the cat police on this Dorito thief. Rating:
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All I've got to say is that I'm really glad I'm not a baby water buffalo. Rating:
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Unlike that other skateboarding dog, this one conquers half pipes and survived a forty foot fall at the X-games.
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Soccer is all about kicking balls around. Rating:
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Clever prank pulled on unsuspecting people in the mall. Rating:
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No one expects a dead bird in your cereal! Rating:
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poor driver did the Ricki Bobby shake and bake. Rating:
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A guy tries to push himself inside a giant balloon. Amazingly, this doesn't work as planned. Rating:
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Japan's a bad place to get ridiculously drunk. Don't you know they're all ninjas? Rating:
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I wonder how many tickets they got for that shot. Rating:
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Now this is what I call teamwork! Rating:
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Learn the secrets behind all those self-tying shoelaces videos. Rating:
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I'm not sure I'd call that last-second turn an approach vector...
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Funny video of a guy who sets up his wife to scare her. He puts on a nasty Halloween mask and calls her downstairs. She really gets freaked out too. Rating:
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It's Forest Gump meets Pulp Fiction. Check out this funny video spoof of a crazy new movie. What if they actually made this one. I would go see it. Rating:
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Compilation of people getting owned bad Rating:
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Biker Chicks compete to take down the most wiener. Rating:
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Run Coleman! Santa putting this guy an his naughty list Rating:
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Candy flirts with basketball star Lebron James at a bar in LA. Rating:
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This is the kind of fumble that a goalkeeper never lives down... Rating:
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The lack of BJ references totally invalidates this. Rating:
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Wear a mask! Rating:
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See what really happened inside that Las Vegas hotel room. . Rating:
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This most be fake Rating:
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Hot girl getting all flexible on the internet. Rating:
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Hey that guy was on Prison Break and he has officially been un pimped. Rating:
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Dude fall off ATV Rating:
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Im soooo mad at myself for laughing at this. Rating:
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This video captures a brick chimney falling on a woman...Graphic video! Rating:
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Straight to the head and knocked on his butt. Rating:
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Considering how many music videos these days have people basically having sex in the background, I'd say this girl is off to a good start
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You're supposed to jump over the hurdle not kiss it
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You try so hard... but in the end, it still really sucks. Rating:
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It looks like the fat one fell on the big-boobed one, so I guess they both had some good padding.
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Biker does a little dance before going down. Rating:
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Random weird and funny gifs from all over the internet. Rating:
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What a great friend ! Rating:
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A classic trick... Call out the next street magician you see! Rating:
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Pretty neat spin on a juggling routine. Rating:
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Maybe you should get on the treadmill and let him sit on the couch. I'm calling PETA Rating:
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This girl doesn't like to go fast. Rating:
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That baby fell out of the car and these parents should be in trouble. This child should have been in a car seat. Rating:
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That couldn't have felt good... Rating:
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02/14/2004 France An old ship, the 'Vauquelin' is going to be destroyed. After being hit by 2 laser-guided bombs, 80 100 mm rounds, 3 anti-ship missiles, she finally sank. Unfortunately, i o... Rating:
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These trains are not stable at all. Most people have to hold a rail or lean on a wall just to keep standing.
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A game or a fight.. after the second fight they should just call it a game. Rating:
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This just has "Judge Dredd" written all over it. Rating:
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Ski jumps usually work better when you have more snow on the ground. I think this guy was destined for failure anyway though. Rating:
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Eating shall not be tolerated. Rating:
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Even Japanese Babies are Technologically Advanced Rating:
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They aren't called "killer whales" for nothing... Rating:
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A woman who's car stalled out on a railroad crossing barely escapes with her life. Rating:
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Shaolin Monk does a back flip on the runway and catwalk model ends up falling into the massive hole he makes! Rating:
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A Day in the Life of Lindsay Lohan starring our darling heroine, her bodyguard, and a friend. Lindsay pops all over the place today a... Rating:
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A German TV show sets up a fake mirror which doesn't make a reflection. Needless to say, it freaks out a few people. Rating:
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This guy would smear Vin Diesel all over the road. Rating:
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haha....just watch!!! Rating:
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If all the English students in Japan are that cute, I really want to go teach there! Rating:
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And he lands it! Rating:
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Is it just me, or does that actually look like a lot of fun? Rating:
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Smoking hot girl attempts the cinnamon challenge. Rating:
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funny commercial Rating:
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Chris Hansen is totally unprepared for this guy's attitude on underage romance. Rating:
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The Chaser's War On Everything sets out to convince dumb Americans that famous world landmarks are actually in Australia. Rating:
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Any event called the "Ozark Mountain Games" is guaranteed to result in bloodshed. Rating:
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Since your ALL experts in the field of location you can tell me where this is...so BEAUTIFUL!! Yet sooo DNGEROUS!! Rating:
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There's this thing called putting your car in park. Try it sometime. Rating:
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Dane Cook gets an unlucky hex put on him in Good Luck Chuck, causing every woman he meets to fall in love with the next guy. Rating:
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When you trick your friend into ingesting a spoonful of cinnamon, the only way to make amends is to snort a line of sugar, right? Rating:
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This describes my cat all too well. Rating:
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...well that was awkward. Rating:
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Amazing Elephants ! Rating:
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Coin Inside a Balloon Trick...Trippy Rating:
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No, really, it's a Goofy anti-smoking ad. Rating:
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PULASKI, WI -- A sheriff's office in Wisconsin has released dramatic video of a man whose halloween costume caught fire. Rating:
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Fuel? That can't all be pee. Rating:
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Some pretty sweet footage of some summer fun with these pool basketball dunk shots. Rating:
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you 'never know' who is going to show up and complain at the town council meeting. Rating:
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A truly bizarre but captivating wall painting come to life via stop motion video. Rating:
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This would've been a lot funnier if they'd been on the air. Rating:
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Before he was a mallrat, Jason Lee was a pretty awesome skateboarder. Rating:
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An old video of cats boxing. Literally, someone put boxing gloves on cats. I sense a new reality TV show in the making here. Rating:
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A Deer runs across a busy 4 lane road and is hit by a an SUV. This is a common hazard especially in rural areas. Rating:
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Here's a prime example of exactly how not to remove a basketball hoop from your driveway. Rating:
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It's a nail biting race to the finish in this incredible animation video. Rating:
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A news reporter falls off of a stage during a live broadcast. Rating:
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This kid really does want to go to the candy shop. Rating:
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A super-slo motion shot of a guy getting soaked in the face. Rating:
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How far the mighty have fallen. Rating:
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Really Hot !! Rating:
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This Computer Actually Explodes !
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Bone shattering football hits at its best! Rating:
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Sweet Victoria Becomes a Sexy Cop for Halloween Rating:
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This Halloween, don't jump to conclusions with Trick-Or-Treaters. Rating:
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Do not try this at home or I will break out the raid! Rating:
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You`re going to love Paris, her body, and all she can do! Rating:
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Skater Jumps 25 stairs and tears his ass up. Rating:
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Hot Latin girl in bikini casting call. Rating:
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Who Thinks Juggling Bowling Balls is a Bad Idea?? Rating:
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A montage of various farts and fart techniques. Rating:
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This is not the first time they fall off ! Rating:
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All sorts of great ways to freak people out. Rating:
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That's one way to take care of strays. Rating:
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If horses would just explode into fireballs, redneck America would have a new sport. Rating:
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Nope, didn't see that one coming at all. Rating:
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Phil Hanson buys all the food from Starbucks, chews it up, and makes a portrait of Britney Spears. Rating:
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There's no better way to cool down in the summer than by smashing someone in the face with a snowball in the middle of the office. Rating:
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Bill explains the fate of his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Rating:
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How did she manage to fall in there?! Rating:
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Hahahaha!!! Rating:
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun. Rating:
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A security guard at a basketball game in Jerusalem reportedly has lost three fingers after some type of explosive device detonated in his hand. Rating:
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Foosball Trick Bad Ass Cool Rating:
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This little boy is singing a Britney Spears song in private when his mother catches him and he does this... Rating:
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this video contains small bits of intelligence culminating to the appearance of wisdom.
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All we need now is a pig on a scooter with a siren and we can start regulating his speed. Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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By the time they know what's coming they are already asleep. Rating:
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Next time your friends tell you to hold their balls, make sure to bring a cup. Rating:
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Don't worry, she takes balls to the head all the time. Normally, not to the back of the skull though. Rating:
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This might actually be reason for a raise considering she will never know where the sexual harassment line is. Or if it exists. Rating:
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He learned that move from David Beckham. He just doesn't have the contract to go along with it. Rating:
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As long as that hand stays above the equator it can't be all that bad. Rating:
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Either that or two gay guys are doing it all wrong. Rating:
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Just think of it as a giant, blue, painful stop sign. Rating:
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Finally that animal is earning the first part of it's name. Almost. Rating:
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Wow, a rap song thats actually informative. I think we are entering Hip Hop 2.0 here. Rating:
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When you have the money Bam does, even the cops are fair game in your insult wars. Rating:
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To bad they can't ever keep all 4 wheels on the ground at once. Rating:
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Going face down was what made her famous to begin with so she can't be that surprised now. Rating:
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That's one way to tell your friend to drop the plastic and pick up a real axe. Rating:
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now? Rating:
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He may need a new quad but that dismount gets a 10 all around from my judges. Rating:
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Use this on your friends, but only if you have enough space to get a head start running. Rating:
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We should all drop our beliefs and turn to Rick Astely in unison. Imagine that, no more hate in the world and plenty of Rick Roll. Rating:
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All we need is a dog in a referee outfit and we can start a league. Rating:
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Not for the lower half of that guys body at least. Rating:
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Unless it's customary in Asia to fight giant man eating cannon balls, then this is the weirdest fight I've ever seen. Rating:
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Apparently exercise isn't allowed in hell. Who knew? Rating:
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Finally, the news reports some hard hitting information that pertains to all of us. Rating:
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Maybe this is a mating call. Or a scream for bacon. Lots of bacon. Rating:
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And in a haste to save her from devastation, a photographer joins her at the bottom. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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That whole shower concept shouldn't be forced on people who don't want to do it. See what happens? Rating:
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Looks like someone had one to many happy pills today. Rating:
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you. Rating:
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But then again, that's why they're wrestlers right? Half my brain says yes. Rating:
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It must be national mascot attack week. Something about a smiling banana coming after me freaks me out though. All that potassium. Rating:
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That's a great way to instantly find out just how long your parents can actually ground you for. Rating:
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And parents still wonder why they aren't included in all these activities. Rating:
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I can't believe these guys get paid to jam you into a big metal box all day. Rating:
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Not even baseball stadiums are safe from Rick Astley. Rating:
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She must be the scapegoat for the entire grade. Rating:
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Just let them plow you in the nuts out of the blue and the ice will be broken. Along with everything else. Rating:
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Pranking friends can totally make you forget the simplest things. Rating:
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Not even the dressing room is a safe place from these psychos. Be aware next time you are just in your underwear. Rating:
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Who knew that gearing up your size 5's would turn you into a professional baseball player? Rating:
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Get this guy liquored up and you can have your own free demolition crew at all times. Rating:
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This may be the reason all us gamers keep getting a bad rap. Now I know why ADD medication was invented. Rating:
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Especially the overweight ones sporting the facial hair. Rating:
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there. Rating:
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Someone might want to tell him that he's doing that backwards. Actually, don't. Rating:
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Forget Dragonball Z, these fat ass sumo wrestlers can tear up the world. Rating:
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All that mixed with the diarrhea coming out of his mouth combines into one crappy situation. Rating:
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There comes a time in every mans life when he has to taste his balls from the inside. This is one of those times. Rating:
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Yeah, come get your towel honeyy. Then go fix your broken nose and ego. Rating:
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Sometimes those walls come out of nowhere though. Rating:
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Now all we need is a set of tiny gloves and a dog version of Don King. Rating:
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Yesterday I showed you the cat so I figured it's only politically correct to show the dog version. Rating:
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Only father of the year could nearly kill his own son with one scream. Right on. Rating:
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Calling the letters on top for yourself might not work in this situation though. Rating:
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And this time we have choreographed dance done by a lookalike. Rating:
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Either that or they are getting really, really friendly with another species. Rating:
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I would have said screw first base, ran to my camera and took a hundred pictures if this happened to me. Rating:
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All it takes is some paper craft, an imagination, and a handful of happy pills. Rating:
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If only someone let him know the forecast called for big ass water balloon pranks from the roof, he might have come prepared. Rating:
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I think he fails... Rating:
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Make sure you are wearing some sort of cup in the genital area if you want to try this on one of your friends. Rating:
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Well, it's good to see him finally getting the help he needs. Rating:
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That was the last time he ever tried that stunt. Because his balls were stuck in his stomach and he couldn't ride again. Rating:
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He even went as far to prank her by drilling holes into the walls of his house. What a monster. Rating:
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I bet all they win are a bunch of toasters and a girl shaped pillow too. Rating:
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Because once just isn't enough when you are acting this stupid. Rating:
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Finally, something you can do in the off season. Rating:
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Finally, my dreams of being inspector gadget are getting closer to a reality. Rating:
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Antiquing your friend really just shows that you care. Didn't you see the bucket of water? Rating:
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I've got a feeling being a hero isn't in this kids future. Rating:
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All it takes is a camera crew and a naive dude to think he just hit the jack pot. Rating:
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with. Rating:
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Finally! I knew someone would eventually do it without any crappy camera tricks. Rating:
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Not even the "genre" term can save you from this. Rap is all a carbon copy. Rating:
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I don't know if the insurance company will cover damage from goat balls but it's worth a shot. Rating:
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All it takes to get in the book is to prove that you can lick your own junk for this guy. Rating:
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All it takes is one redneck, a couple batteries and a dream to make this happen. Rating:
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If only he had that same urge to get a job and pay for all that litter he uses... Rating:
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Or, probably anywhere else other then a basketball game for that matter. Rating:
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All the bleach in the world isn't going to get that taste out of his mouth. Smooth move. Rating:
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The bigger surprise should be how he's hauling all that crap on such a small bike. Rating:
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Now it's really becoming a trade off. Extreme technology, or being really lazy? You make the call. Rating:
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This cab driver doesn't want to be on video tape but apparently the passenger doesn't give a damn. Rating:
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Judging by the country she probably has to do this just to get into bed everyday. Rating:
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll! Rating:
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They must call this play the de-virginizer. Rating:
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Another girl gets sent to the wall of shame with a wet crotch. They're never going to learn. Rating:
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This thing is insane. It actually plays the song based on the visualization on the screen, and is not preprogrammed. Johnny-5 alive! Rating:
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Just the thing for all the ghetto ladies out there. I bet it goes double platinum. Rating:
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe. Rating:
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It only took a kids toy car, a couple drinks and an instigating friend to find out he's retarded. Rating:
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Next week he will be reporting from the hospital room in his bed of regret. Rating:
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I see the public school systems are still doing an excellent job with the students education. Rating:
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Aww, look how cute they are before we turn them into food. Rating:
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At least he had all that wonderful snow to stop him from snapping his own stupid neck. Rating:
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All these years and we still can't get past racism and oppression? Oh well, you can always Guess Who! Rating:
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Forget the confusing costume. If I'm stuck on the road with a bladder full of regret, he's getting all of it. Rating:
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If this was how they got us to school then I might have actually went. Rating:
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If Simon Cowell himself is cracking up then you know it has to be good. Or, he's about to kill you with a verbal fireball. Rating:
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I hope he doesn't plan on buying a new anus with that $400 because that's the first thing he's going to need in a few hours. Rating:
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Maybe his hand had a growth spurt while inside the ball. Nah, he's just an idiot. Rating:
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater. Rating:
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All these years of evolution and women are still finding ways on how not to use automobiles of any kind. Rating:
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I have to say, using your own kid to clear out an entire pile of bricks is a ballsy thing to do. I love it. Rating:
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Especially when it comes directly after a psychological kick to the nuts. I doubt that bed is being used ever again. Rating:
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Cher is going to be pissed when she finds out who stole her vocalizer. Rating:
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If only I knew this years ago I wouldn't be stuck underneath a body marshmallow every night. Rating:
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Actually, I'm pretty sure they should stay away from anything that isn't anime but metal needs to be at the top of the list. Rating:
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If only you could ask politely for peoples wallets before throwing them into the ground and stealing their cars. Rating:
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The only thing learned that day was how to scare the hell out of the teacher and run for your life in the same breath. Rating:
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened. Rating:
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If only we could all be like Dane Cook and steal material from the rest of the world. Rating:
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Well, seeing as they are an Asian couple this just might be their way of tenderizing it. Rating:
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know. Rating:
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And with his broken scrotum, goes the last bit of hope for the future generations of the world. Rating:
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It's something we've all had to deal with at least once in our lives. I'm glad to see how casually he's handling it. Rating:
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year. Rating:
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I would have called him out on his ugly girlfriend problem myself but hey, that's just me.j Rating:
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Shrapnel in the neck has a certain masculinity about it though so it's not all that bad. Walk it off. Rating:
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life. Rating:
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else. Rating:
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I see it doesn't take much to make these guys crack. Is it a job requirement to be clinically insane? Rating:
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I had a cousin that used to do this same thing. He ate a lot more of his own poop though. Rating:
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Just remember, if Polly doesn't get his Prozac, daddy won't have balls when he wakes up. Rating:
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Well, if he really did then he would finally have that vote from all the real urban youths. Rating:
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Well, after all those right guard commercials he did in the 90's I thought he knew this already. Rating:
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time. Rating:
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Crack heard or not. All that delaying helped him get more time to solve the puzzle. That's using your (crack) head. Rating:
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Looks like he found the report very enjoyable I guess. Because it was solid and all. Rating:
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Then again, if the ball caught a bounce off the kids skull it would make an easier catch. Maybe he's on to something. Rating:
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Especially when the person to drunk to wake up. At least this video will be here to remind him. Till the end of time. Rating:
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His little peanut head still passes as some genetic freak mutation so it's all good. Rating:
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As long as no meatballs are going out, or in, it's all good by me. Rating:
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If one of his eyes flies into the net I bet it still counts as a point in Columbia. Rating:
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude. Rating:
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Don't worry kid, it just gets worse from here on out. Start popping those aderall's now. Rating:
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That was the 5th table he lost this week too. Rating:
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now. Rating:
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Especially when they are crowded around you with a video camera. That's just a dead give away. Rating:
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I didn't see a single ball grab so I don't think this is entirely accurate. Rating:
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Unless bleeding all over yourself while friends laugh until they pee their pants, then it's a frigging party. Rating:
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Looks like he's having a ball with it though. It must happen daily. Rating:
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright. Rating:
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Either this girl just loves getting half naked in front of everyone, or she just never learns. Rating:
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That high five looked way to powerful. Quick, someone call him out on steroids before the media moves on to another thing to blitz. Rating:
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It took 30 pixie stix and a 12 pack of mountain dew but he finally broke out of his 3 year old shell. Rating:
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After it sinks poisonous fangs in you, it rolls on it's back and begs for bacon strips. Rating:
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I know they sit in slop all day, but after this I can never look at Miss Piggy the same again. Rating:
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She must need a place to store extra fuel to avoid the $6.00 gallon prices coming up next week. Rating:
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This is why you never try to prank the older brothers. Stick to the younger, slower, weaker ones. You'll thank me later. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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Even the local soccer moms would fall for this one. What chance does a guy have? Rating:
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I never thought pixelated version of kamikaze paintball bombers could be so fun to watch. Rating:
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I think all those rides on the wheel finally did him in once and for all. Unless this dude replaced the water bottle with grey goose. Rating:
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump. Rating:
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Yet beyond all the public drunkenness, it obviously isn't his problem with the most priority. Maybe if they let him chug some grey goose while on a treadmill it would help. Rating:
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid. Rating:
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Of all people to do this to, I'm pretty sure the Japanese are used to talking fake penises so this kind of blew up in his face. Rating:
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Sometimes blue balls just have to be taken care of. Regardless of how many cameras are around. Rating:
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Glad to know all the brain dead muscle men lose their bladders over things that don't move. I feel safe now. Rating:
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Isn't there something wrong with a guy who has a mental orgasm on stage over operating systems being afraid of chicken babies? Rating:
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He either loves the smell of charred testicles, or he really wants to milk every 'hot dog' joke possible. Rating:
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Next time you come across a Soviet, just challenge him to a dance off. I dare you. Rating:
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Good thing he was already sitting on the toilet, because I'm sure no one was going to clean that up. Rating:
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is. Rating:
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Eventually somebody is going to come by and wonder why this rock is wearing a pair of shoes. Rating:
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Can't a black man order chicken at a burger place without having to be oppressed? I guess not. Rating:
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This is why little Timmy has to wear a special helmet to school every day. Rating:
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it. Rating:
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius. Rating:
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Oh sure, it's fine when shes kicking him in the balls but take a pie in the face and all hell breaks loose. Rating:
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Looks like just an excuse to not have to work out again to me. Rating:
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If it's all about love then she should have deep throated that mackerel. Rating:
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start. Rating:
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I guess these guys don't get all the cool tazers our American cops do. Rating:
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I bet right about now he's regretting all those hot pocket filled guild quests in warcraft. Rating:
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All that Mario Kart led to such a bad decision? But how could that be, Nintendo is pure innocence!? |
