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This is why you're supposed to have a spotter, fool.
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Rally car driver ramming into a house after missing a turn.
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I wonder if your insurance covers this?
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This is an accident waiting to happen. Guys in the pit, dude on the bike, or spectators above. Place your bets folks!
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Webcam catches bus flipping over
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Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark.
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This is how I feel about rush hour traffic every single day.
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An idiot cage driver goes straight through a red light and nails a poor fellow on a scooter.
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poor driver did the Ricki Bobby shake and bake.
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An old man trying to park... he doesn't have much success.
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This clips is not for the squeamish.
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Drilling Accident Sends a Worker Flying
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Two guys have metal tube piercing their chests and the crazy part is they survived
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Another textbook landing from Launchpad McQuack
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Compilation of people getting owned bad
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You know he got fired
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Somebody has butter fingers
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I think he should get bonus points for managing to slide his flipped car that far down the freeway.
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Dude fall off ATV
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Good thing his friends were there to help, or there'd be no getting out of that jam
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Biker does a little dance before going down.
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Somebody has butter fingers
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Like your head is being sucked dry.
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That baby fell out of the car and these parents should be in trouble. This child should have been in a car seat.
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That couldn't have felt good...
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Great clip with lots of crashes in the year
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Wait, what the hell were a bunch of Amish people doing in a car?
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Hilarious Car Accident in the Snow !
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Kid runs over his sister and you know she will never forget it.
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Check out these clumsy bunch making fools of themselves.
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Finally that animal is earning the first part of it's name. Almost.
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Going face down was what made her famous to begin with so she can't be that surprised now.
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now?
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He may need a new quad but that dismount gets a 10 all around from my judges.
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We need to start moving the driving age to 40.
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Demolition never came so cheap before. Or unwanted.
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Not for the lower half of that guys body at least.
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And in a haste to save her from devastation, a photographer joins her at the bottom.
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And parents still wonder why they aren't included in all these activities.
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She must be the scapegoat for the entire grade.
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The slow fps security camera makes him look like even more of a dummy to boot.
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If ice cream is to complicated for them, I hope they never get the urge to work on their own cars.
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Sometimes those walls come out of nowhere though.
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That was the last time he ever tried that stunt. Because his balls were stuck in his stomach and he couldn't ride again.
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I've got a bad feeling for these parents when it comes to take that drivers test.
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Hey look out for that...flipping human being?
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I've got a feeling being a hero isn't in this kids future.
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Just make sure you don't video tape your buddies death by accident.
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with.
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board.
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I'm no expert but I think it's supposed to shoot a little bit farther then that.
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Full speed ahead!
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She should bring a pooper scooper along with her when she does this, just in case of accidents.
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice.
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll!
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It's also a good way to get stabbed by your friends with household objects by accident.
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Next week he will be reporting from the hospital room in his bed of regret.
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it.
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But making a decision like this probably makes thinking not one of his things either. I hope that sidewalk tasted good.
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Maybe his hand had a growth spurt while inside the ball. Nah, he's just an idiot.
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All these years of evolution and women are still finding ways on how not to use automobiles of any kind.
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That was the last time he attached a single engine plane to the end of his kite rope.
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You'd never think it would be possible but some idiot with a dream proves it to you by force.
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year.
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Or anything that propels their body into this kind of motion for that matter. As if they weren't dumb enough.
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Shrapnel in the neck has a certain masculinity about it though so it's not all that bad. Walk it off.
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You've got to watch out for those parked cars. They come out of thin air sometimes.
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Sorry dude, the rules apply in your country too.
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If one of his eyes flies into the net I bet it still counts as a point in Columbia.
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude.
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright.
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains.
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump.
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid.
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This is why little Timmy has to wear a special helmet to school every day.
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it.
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius.
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Looks like just an excuse to not have to work out again to me.
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I bet right about now he's regretting all those hot pocket filled guild quests in warcraft.
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All that Mario Kart led to such a bad decision? But how could that be, Nintendo is pure innocence!?
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I think shooting your friend in the leg ranks up there with kicking your mother in the face.
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I'm no dirtbike expert but something about choosing this gigantic rock as your first riding experience doesn't seem logical.
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I guess he could play this off by saying the chili peppers made fire come out of his ass but it's not going to work for to long.
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I dunno, but I think this might harm is career in some small way. Just a thought.
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Those giant buildings just pop out of nowhere sometimes. Genius.
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At home they also have his room lined with rubber mats and he plays in giant balls of shredded news paper.
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He even took some spectators out in the process. I didn't know rally race ethic applied to the minor leagues.
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That whole flipping forward thing loses it's effect when it sends one of your own players to the bench doesn't it?
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I knew I should have gotten him insurance for the damn thing.
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I guess the points still count if his head goes through the hoop instead but not if it's not even attacked to the wall anymore.
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Driving has been out of the question forever, but not even being able to get into the garage makes me question their ability to do anything.
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It will give you a heart attack just looking at it but think of all the accidental bikini top malfunctions it's going to cause.
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I love how he comments at the end that he's done, as if the 95,000 other failed attempts had no effect.
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When he wakes up from his dizzying coma, someone just let him know that it's not.
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At least that's the only equation I see adding up to equal such a sloppy mess of a knock out.
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Lets just add it to the list of things women can not drive. I think we are at about 95,000 items now. We are going to have to take their legs away soon.
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Good thing she had her dirty uncle molesting her from behind the whole time at least. Not a total lost.
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Maybe a couple more head slams into it will make him invest in a helmet. If his head is still attached.
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It hurts at first, but just think of the price you save on pads.
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Much to his disbelief, things can get worse after you're in a wheelchair.
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When sucker punching makes it's first appearance then you're just opening up a whole new world of possibility.
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I think that means he's fired but I don't speak dish.
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Good to see the teachers of America setting the right example.
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Looks like just another lazy excuse not to exercise to me.
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I didn't know Freudian slips could come in the form of drawings too.
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And the lesson is, metal hurts. Especially when it hits you in your stupid face.
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And for his next trick he is going to find a way to set himself on fire while in the bath tub.
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I'd ask for a redo but not having a face might make that impossible.
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I think that means she has to wet her t-shirt.
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They shouldn't operate anything outside of their shelters but buses are really out of the question now.
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they.
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Shes 90% robot and 10% plastic at this point so this is probably the least of her problems.
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Breaking your neck is so last year, sometimes you just need to spice it up to keep it cool.
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I'm just surprised half the town didn't lend 3 hands each to help her up.
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Reason number 5930 girls shouldn't try to play sports, even if it's just sliding into home plate.
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And he got up with his spine after that ridiculous fall.
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He'll be damned if he's going to be late for casual Friday.
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Lets just add it to that list of amazing woman drivers that has grown since the dawn of man.
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Does it count as animal cruelty if the animal does it to itself?
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Load up the lawnmower, down a six pack, pop the clutch and it's happy birthday, merry Christmas and happy Kwanzaa all in one.
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Who said it can't be a contact sport? Just look at that swelling and regret.
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Hey look out...to late there's a swing in your esophagus.
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It follows that rule of everything being more fun when naked. Except prison. It's not so cool there.
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Anytime you have 10 different options to break your jaw, it makes things funnier.
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If it was a steroid needle he so would have been all over that. Good thing his jaw is made out of machismo and jagerbombs.
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You're never to young to have the internet laugh at your pain. Just look at that kids face.
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Well he didn't get that job for graduating Harvard. I wonder how embarrassing a resume is when it says "fired for turning store into a fish tank" though.
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I'd say that's worth at least a few hours in the office, alone at the end of the day before she gets fired.
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You can pretty much disregard the drunk part, the Russian fact is enough reason for this.
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That course would have made Indiana Jones sweat, you can't blame him.
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Sometimes the only way kids learn are with asphalt lessons taught by concrete teachers.
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Well when you want to get someone wet in the middle of winter this is what you dizurve to get.
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Pretty bad accident. We do know for a fact everyone lived through it.
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What is it about kids getting hurt we like this much ? And why would their parents post these online ?
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I hope the fish survived
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