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This girl really tears up! Rating:
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How is this guy not dead yet? Rating:
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Of course, no trip to the toilet is complete without taking a drink from it first. Rating:
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Hey, let's build a market place around the train tracks. Nothing bad could ever come of this. Rating:
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I think people are just making it up now to get on the show. Rating:
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Please Don't Do This. Rating:
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There will be no children in the future for these guys. Rating:
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Nice shot!!! Rating:
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Keep your wife or girlfriend young and fresh with vacuum sealing! This is from Japan, so no
I'm not kidding. Rating:
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For a guy with no arms, winning a swimming race is pretty impressive. Rating:
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Doesn't he know that dancing in airports isn't allowed? Being anything but a frightened sheep emboldens the terrorists! Rating:
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Six year old Saudi boy driving.....not too bad either. Rating:
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This might not be the most useful talent in the world, but I won't deny it takes skill. Rating:
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I like how everybody laughed and nobody cared to check on him Rating:
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There is a reason they are called ballboys, and this is not that reason. Rating:
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Its not good luck when the bride's teeth fall out Rating:
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MMA knock out kiss Rating:
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Alright, now see if he likes the wasabi. Rating:
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This is just like that Tom Hanks movie: Joe Vs. The Volcano. Awesome and entertaining. Rating:
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These kids really know how to get their funk going. Rating:
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Annoying kids chase an angry squirrel around the house. Rating:
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As if fire wasn't bad enough, now firefighters have to deal with armed drunk drivers. Rating:
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Marry Poppins Off 65 Foot Bridge This guy takes an umbrella and jumps off a 65 foot bridge. It does not go well. Rating:
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Thats one way of getting some sense knocked into you. Rating:
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All I've got to say is that I'm really glad I'm not a baby water buffalo. Rating:
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Guess what? Guys with no legs can breakdance better than you. Rating:
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Clever prank pulled on unsuspecting people in the mall. Rating:
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Don't annoy monkeys, we'll need them someday to save us from the robots! Rating:
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No one expects a dead bird in your cereal! Rating:
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I think I know what's on the groom's mind... Rating:
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Japan's a bad place to get ridiculously drunk. Don't you know they're all ninjas? Rating:
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Now this is what I call teamwork! Rating:
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Very interesting clip. Michel Gondry pulls it off in less than a minute. Rating:
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Is this a Johnny Knoxville childhood memoir? Rating:
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I'm not sure I'd call that last-second turn an approach vector...
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Sorry for that little bump in the road kids. Ok, back to school. Luckily no one was injured in this crash Rating:
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This clips is not for the squeamish. Rating:
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A baby panda makes cute noises as it tries to get up and over a step! Shot at the Wolong Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center in Sichuan, China! Rating:
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I have no idea how the heck she managed to do this. Not good for women everywhere. Rating:
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Let's light you on fire with no water or extinguisher near you...did you get it on video. Rating:
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Another textbook landing from Launchpad McQuack Rating:
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You know he got fired Rating:
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This Boxer gets knocked out cold but he still boxing! Rating:
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The race is over, and so is this guy. Rating:
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Driving a nail by juggling might not be efficient, but it sure is cool. Rating:
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Guess he didn't want to be no baby daddy... Rating:
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Wear a mask! Rating:
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Mitt Romney Saturday talked with a Medical Marijuana patient and would not answer the patients question about being arrested if caught with Marijuana. Rating:
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Straight to the head and knocked on his butt. Rating:
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It's Nice To Know Our Soldiers Our Given Good Equipment. Rating:
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You're supposed to jump over the hurdle not kiss it
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Good thing his friends were there to help, or there'd be no getting out of that jam Rating:
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Two hotties take trip down memory lane Rating:
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Now thats some funny shit Rating:
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Now that was some sick skills and major dunkage. Rating:
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Weeeee! That looks like fun. Rating:
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Well at least he knows his brakes work. Rating:
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At least it's nice, cold snow instead of hot, hard concrete. Rating:
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Another funny commercial Rating:
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Dancing with the Stars, no, just some young Iraqi cuties ! Rating:
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These trains are not stable at all. Most people have to hold a rail or lean on a wall just to keep standing.
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excelent commercial Rating:
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Ski jumps usually work better when you have more snow on the ground. I think this guy was destined for failure anyway though. Rating:
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Just because you have billions of dollars doesn't mean you can jump off buildings with impunity. Tony Stark, you are not. Rating:
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Eating shall not be tolerated. Rating:
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Even Japanese Babies are Technologically Advanced Rating:
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Rolling chair vs. the ceiling's structural support column. No way this could go wrong. Rating:
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Another funny commercial ! Rating:
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They aren't called "killer whales" for nothing... Rating:
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Nothing quite as tasty as raw seal liver, eh? Rating:
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When the passion fruit comes for you, will you know how to defend yourself? Rating:
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10/18/07A suspected bank robber led police on a wild chase that began in Bucks County and ended with a crash in Northeast Philadelphia Wednesday evening. Rating:
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Not sure how often this happens but damn!...sending a boy into the sewer and he doesn't seem to care. Rating:
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The little yappers can easily annoy you to death. Rating:
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Now if only her Wii also came with breathing exercises... Rating:
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Footage from the malibu caynon fire 10/22/07. amateur footage shot near pepperdine univ early this morning around 7:00 am Rating:
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Another Hilarious Prank Rating:
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Now why did you go and do that? Rating:
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That's not going to get either one of you into the air any faster. Rating:
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It's not the East or the West side... it's the Dark Side. Rating:
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Hilarious Car Accident in the Snow ! Rating:
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When you trick your friend into ingesting a spoonful of cinnamon, the only way to make amends is to snort a line of sugar, right? Rating:
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Christina put in another round today at Bel Bambini on Robertson Blvd., once again with husband in tow. Her baby bump is visibly a bit bigger from the last t... Rating:
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In this episode the sexy French Maids teach you how to give CPR. Rating:
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...well that was awkward. Rating:
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Police won't let a man take video footage of a car crash he was involved in. Rating:
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No, really, it's a Goofy anti-smoking ad. Rating:
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Hilarious "Heroes" Knock Off Rating:
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Thats a novel way to dump your girlfriend. Rating:
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Now that will cause a head ache. Rating:
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Another Hilarious Snake Prank Rating:
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you 'never know' who is going to show up and complain at the town council meeting. Rating:
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As soon as these kids are old enough to get guns, they'll probably be shooting each other. Rating:
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Note I said fun WITH seals, not necessarily fun FOR seals. Rating:
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How not to stabilize a ladder while your buddy climbs onto the roof. Rating:
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Here's a prime example of exactly how not to remove a basketball hoop from your driveway. Rating:
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Wait, bears and cats are cross-breeding now!? Rating:
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A fat kid on a bike smacks his face up and makes funny noises.
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I'll give him this, the kid knows how to cover for himself. Rating:
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Yeah, he's not going to be going home with anyone but the ambulance crew. Rating:
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Yeah, I've known guys who have almost done this. Rating:
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Kid runs over his sister and you know she will never forget it. Rating:
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Now that will cause a head ache. Rating:
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Do not try this at home or I will break out the raid! Rating:
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Not every day you see a moose run through your neighborhood, eh? Rating:
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This cat knows how to get around in style. Rating:
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Another drink, sir? Rating:
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Now that Chevy truck is lick a rock Rating:
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Hot Latin girl in bikini casting call. Rating:
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I am surprised it doesn't make cappuccino. Rating:
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A college in Illinois set a new school record, launching a pumpkin 234 feet Rating:
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Another Funny Commercial Rating:
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This is not the first time they fall off ! Rating:
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Seems the latest stunt in Russia involves a snowboard and a fast moving train. Pure craziness. Rating:
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Awesome how his bandmates don't even notice. Rating:
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If you're going to roll around on the ground doing wacky religious stuff, try not to kick anyone in the face. Rating:
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Nope, didn't see that one coming at all. Rating:
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I have faith that someone will try this and report back whether or not it works. Rating:
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Another funny prank Rating:
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this guy can not get his door unlocked because it is frozen so he pees on it! Rating:
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There's no better way to cool down in the summer than by smashing someone in the face with a snowball in the middle of the office. Rating:
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No wonder our perception on the net is distorted. Rating:
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Not only does this guy do something as stupid as microwaving soap, he does it on live TV, and manages to burn himself and break things in the process Rating:
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So Sorry Amanda, just logged on
I hurried home and i tried to rest, noticed your light on . Rating:
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A massive south swell hit Teahupoo on Nov 1, bringing some of the biggest and best waves of the year. Rating:
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Maybe jumping on a trampoline from a tree is not such a smart idea Rating:
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The Bunny With No Manners Rating:
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Note bending Rating:
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this video contains small bits of intelligence culminating to the appearance of wisdom.
…no description needed Rating:
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I do a tre flip off of Cesar's driveway and over a log. Rating:
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All we need now is a pig on a scooter with a siren and we can start regulating his speed. Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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By the time they know what's coming they are already asleep. Rating:
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy. Rating:
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Whatever this guy is high on is definitely not legal. I've seen people less enthused while having sex. Rating:
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Don't worry, she takes balls to the head all the time. Normally, not to the back of the skull though. Rating:
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This might actually be reason for a raise considering she will never know where the sexual harassment line is. Or if it exists. Rating:
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again. Rating:
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Nothing can ruin a perfectly innocent dance video like a horny dog that just found the perfectly sized pillow. Rating:
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Going face down was what made her famous to begin with so she can't be that surprised now. Rating:
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now? Rating:
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It's exactly what he wanted. Just, not in front of every girl he knows. Rating:
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Good thing he knows how to run fast because he's going to be doing that a lot from now on. Rating:
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Use this on your friends, but only if you have enough space to get a head start running. Rating:
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Not exactly willingly on both sides though. Rating:
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We should all drop our beliefs and turn to Rick Astely in unison. Imagine that, no more hate in the world and plenty of Rick Roll. Rating:
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Almost as influential as 2Girls1Cup but somehow not as memorable. Rating:
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Not for the lower half of that guys body at least. Rating:
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Unless it's customary in Asia to fight giant man eating cannon balls, then this is the weirdest fight I've ever seen. Rating:
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They even gave him a helmet. You know, because a damn bear needs to be protected from a bunch of little hockey players. Rating:
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Apparently exercise isn't allowed in hell. Who knew? Rating:
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Finally, the news reports some hard hitting information that pertains to all of us. Rating:
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Could this possibly be the beginning of the quickest marriage in history? Rating:
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I'll be thinking of getting diabetes every time I see a black pick up truck now. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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Now you can get to know the real Rick Astley. Rick rolling someone will have much greater meaning now. Rating:
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Looks like someone had one to many happy pills today. Rating:
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And the funnest if I do say so myself. Who doesn't want to spear a snowman? Rating:
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However, it might not work on every single guy out there. Just be aware. Rating:
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Not even baseball stadiums are safe from Rick Astley. Rating:
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She must be the scapegoat for the entire grade. Rating:
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Not even the dressing room is a safe place from these psychos. Be aware next time you are just in your underwear. Rating:
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Only a redneck could take a canoe and find a way to jump the damn thing. Amazing. Rating:
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This may be the reason all us gamers keep getting a bad rap. Now I know why ADD medication was invented. Rating:
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Someones getting grounded for life, and it's not going to be the show host. Rating:
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Nothing worse then coming home from a long day of school and being forced to change your underwear. Rating:
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Judging by his reaction, that might not be the first time he's had thins forced into his face. Rating:
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No better way to break onto national TV then to grab your crotch and go to town. Rating:
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I guess there is a way to make this episode even funnier. Who knew. Rating:
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This might be the very last time the princess gets kidnapped. Because everyone else is dead now. Rating:
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Yeah, come get your towel honeyy. Then go fix your broken nose and ego. Rating:
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He may not know how to freestyle, but he definitely knows how to entertain the world. Rating:
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When a shot of electricity in your ear is having no effect, you might want to check for a pulse. Rating:
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Sometimes those walls come out of nowhere though. Rating:
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Now all we need is a set of tiny gloves and a dog version of Don King. Rating:
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Calling the letters on top for yourself might not work in this situation though. Rating:
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And this time we have choreographed dance done by a lookalike. Rating:
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Either that or they are getting really, really friendly with another species. Rating:
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If only someone let him know the forecast called for big ass water balloon pranks from the roof, he might have come prepared. Rating:
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Yet another reason not to piss off an animal that is the size of your garage. Rating:
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I bet all they win are a bunch of toasters and a girl shaped pillow too. Rating:
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How people like this get to host a TV show is beyond me. There isn't enough insults in the world for this air head. Rating:
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Because once just isn't enough when you are acting this stupid. Rating:
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Who knew that hell could exist in such a cold place? Rating:
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Antiquing your friend really just shows that you care. Didn't you see the bucket of water? Rating:
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I thought the comedies that were parts 2 and 3 were funny enough. Guess not! Rating:
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Hey, it's cleaner then food and no one feels dirty in the end. There is a little more blood involved though. Rating:
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Not even the "genre" term can save you from this. Rap is all a carbon copy. Rating:
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I knew racism existed on the show, I just couldn't pinpoint it until now. Rating:
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board. Rating:
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I don't know if the insurance company will cover damage from goat balls but it's worth a shot. Rating:
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I'm no expert but I think it's supposed to shoot a little bit farther then that. Rating:
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Well, at least we know who daddy loves more now. Rating:
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Nothing worse then gangsta rap done by a bunch of guys that can cast spells on you. Rating:
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Now it's really becoming a trade off. Extreme technology, or being really lazy? You make the call. Rating:
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They stand for justice, honor and detrimental threats to remote control air crafts. Rating:
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I think I can start watching this "sport" now. Rating:
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Or maybe he was just in a rush to the bathroom and didn't care? The world will never know. Rating:
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll! Rating:
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Great, now where else am I supposed to get my chocolate covered candy? The store, like a sap? Rating:
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Another girl gets sent to the wall of shame with a wet crotch. They're never going to learn. Rating:
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I am definitely going to have look these guys up if I ever get cheated on. This ownage knows no bounds! Rating:
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It must have had one hell of a rough day of doing nothing. Rating:
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This thing is insane. It actually plays the song based on the visualization on the screen, and is not preprogrammed. Johnny-5 alive! Rating:
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe. Rating:
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And here I thought the only interesting thing was how Canadians heads bounce up and down when they talk. Rating:
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That's what you get for not going over an official bike ramp with no bike. Rating:
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He must have been to caught up dreaming of hugging trees to notice the kid with the pie running his way from the back of the place. Rating:
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Aww, look how cute they are before we turn them into food. Rating:
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I had no idea girls were into this. Hot girls at that. Rating:
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At least he had all that wonderful snow to stop him from snapping his own stupid neck. Rating:
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This was the last time they put Grey Goose in the pinata. Rating:
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No wonder they own every laundromat on the east coast. Impressive! Rating:
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Putting this on the internet just set his virginity back another 2 decades. Good job bro. Rating:
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Hey if a cat can get away with it, so can you. Let me know how it goes after you get arrested though. Rating:
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If Simon Cowell himself is cracking up then you know it has to be good. Or, he's about to kill you with a verbal fireball. Rating:
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But making a decision like this probably makes thinking not one of his things either. I hope that sidewalk tasted good. Rating:
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern. Rating:
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I guess they upgraded to getting out of the paper bags but are having trouble with the clothing now. Rating:
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Not sure if this classifies as being bisexual but he's going to be regretting this more then a prison inmate later tonight. Rating:
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life. Rating:
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater. Rating:
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And people wonder why so many shootings happen at schools. Rating:
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All these years of evolution and women are still finding ways on how not to use automobiles of any kind. Rating:
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Getting girls wet just became so much easier. A big thanks to whoever thought of this wonderful prank. Rating:
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened. Rating:
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I think I'm going to use this tactic to potty train my kids. Every A sound sound will make them poop uncontrollably. Rating:
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know. Rating:
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do. Rating:
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Or anything that propels their body into this kind of motion for that matter. As if they weren't dumb enough. Rating:
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Shrapnel in the neck has a certain masculinity about it though so it's not all that bad. Walk it off. Rating:
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I don't know, something about this picture is wrong. Can you see why this idiot won't be getting voted in? Rating:
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A little techno and couple quick edits and this kid is the next internet superstar. Free of ecstasy too. Rating:
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All it takes is one hockey mask and one knife to give your favorite aunt heart problems for life. Rating:
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He may not be old enough to talk but he knows where the goods are. Rating:
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At least she will know what it's like to sleep as a hobo for the new week or two. Or ten. Rating:
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Yeah, um, there's something terribly wrong here but I don't even know where to start. Russian people are awesome. Rating:
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else. Rating:
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You've got to watch out for those parked cars. They come out of thin air sometimes. Rating:
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It's just another thing for their nonconforming Avril Lavigne idolizing girlfriends to comfort them about. Rating:
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time. Rating:
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Crack heard or not. All that delaying helped him get more time to solve the puzzle. That's using your (crack) head. Rating:
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As long as no meatballs are going out, or in, it's all good by me. Rating:
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Only in America could such an idiotic moron be rewarded with the time and effort it took to make this. Rating:
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Sadly enough, this version is about 100 times better then his real performance. To hell with it, I give it a month before he's signed! Rating:
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Don't worry kid, it just gets worse from here on out. Start popping those aderall's now. Rating:
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now. Rating:
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As if working at Best Buy wasn't bad enough. Now they can enjoy embarrassment even in the after life. Rating:
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If you ever wanted to know when the line was crossed, just follow this liver bursting morons lead. Rating:
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Something about an old man in a Spider-Man costume just screams psychopath on it's own though. The techno music is just the icing on the cake. Rating:
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright. Rating:
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Either this girl just loves getting half naked in front of everyone, or she just never learns. Rating:
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That high five looked way to powerful. Quick, someone call him out on steroids before the media moves on to another thing to blitz. Rating:
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It took 30 pixie stix and a 12 pack of mountain dew but he finally broke out of his 3 year old shell. Rating:
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After it sinks poisonous fangs in you, it rolls on it's back and begs for bacon strips. Rating:
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I know they sit in slop all day, but after this I can never look at Miss Piggy the same again. Rating:
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She must need a place to store extra fuel to avoid the $6.00 gallon prices coming up next week. Rating:
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And here I thought rhinos enjoyed being covered in water. Well, now I know otherwise. Rating:
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How he stood in front of a mic and became mayor of a state is still beyond me though. He should still walk around with that sword in my opinion. Rating:
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance. Rating:
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Not because of the whole drinking on the job thing though. Just to make sure you don't drown when it rains. Rating:
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I guess Billy boy set of a chain reaction because now everyone in front of a camera wants to be famous for being psychotic. Rating:
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The quickest fight combined with the best finish ever. I guess this one is up for the double retard award this year. Rating:
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump. Rating:
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The estrogen bomb that went off in this studio is the equivalent of a libido based Chernobyl. Rating:
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Not only is this going to haunt him till the day he dies, but now Michael has a new target to "tell stories to". Rating:
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Damn, I wish my weiner was desirable enough to make girls run marathons to get it. I think it needs a hat. Rating:
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Glad to know all the brain dead muscle men lose their bladders over things that don't move. I feel safe now. Rating:
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The whole slamming her to the floor thing out of nowhere is definitely effective, but I don't recommend doing it in front of angry parents. Rating:
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Good thing he was already sitting on the toilet, because I'm sure no one was going to clean that up. Rating:
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is. Rating:
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me. Rating:
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I don't think I'll ever use paint again. Not around my grandpa at least. Rating:
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Can't a black man order chicken at a burger place without having to be oppressed? I guess not. Rating:
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius. Rating:
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Oh sure, it's fine when shes kicking him in the balls but take a pie in the face and all hell breaks loose. Rating:
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Looks like just an excuse to not have to work out again to me. Rating:
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I bet right about now he's regretting all those hot pocket filled guild quests in warcraft. Rating:
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If you could see her up close you'd know why this is such a good defensive tactic to avoid a fight. Those lumps aren't natural. Rating:
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As if gas prices weren't high enough, you have to expect a hospital bill to tag along if you're going to fill up here. Rating:
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All that Mario Kart led to such a bad decision? But how could that be, Nintendo is pure innocence!? Rating:
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Apparently IQ numbers mean nothing on this job application. Maybe some people like being 6 feet under ipods and dvd players. Rating:
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After you find out that all those years of masturbation practice won't be enough you may get a little sad. But hey, you always have yourself. Rating:
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They could have cut this down to the last 3 seconds and the same point would have gotten across. Arnold smiling = judgment day. Rating:
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I think that pretty much sums up hockey right there. Rating:
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Now if she could only get trained to stay away from McDonalds we would be in business. Rating:
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I'm no dirtbike expert but something about choosing this gigantic rock as your first riding experience doesn't seem logical. Rating:
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And with a guys neck has more muscle then your entire body you know damn well you're just going to sit there and take it. Even pretend to like it. Rating:
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I thought burning the sheets was the only thing to avoid, not an invited orgy with the entire town. Rating:
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I guess he could play this off by saying the chili peppers made fire come out of his ass but it's not going to work for to long. Rating:
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This is kind of like when they tell you not to tap on the glass of a fish tank. Apparently you can't even look at oxen without catching hell. Rating:
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Not because their white or anything, but because they don't have retardation as an excuse. Rating:
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Well now his fat lazy ass can finally feel like he's part of the game. Even if he is coughing up a piece of his lens. Rating:
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I dunno, but I think this might harm is career in some small way. Just a thought. Rating:
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Those giant buildings just pop out of nowhere sometimes. Genius. Rating:
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I take offense to the colonoscopy thing though. I think I've needed one since puberty. Rating:
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Well I hope this room has the ability to suck him off also because no girl is ever stepping foot down into his virgin chamber. Rating:
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This was nothing compared to his first round Italian slang round. Rating:
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All those anti violence advocators out there might want to think twice after seeing Lui Kang get a massage from Sub Zero. Rating:
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I don't know how this is intimidating but I probably don't want to see whatever she's growing down there up close to find out. Rating:
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The fact that it actually lifted him off the ground too made it absolutely certain that kids are not in his future. Rating:
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A cellulite ridden ass like that would be enough to make me never even look at a woman again so I guess she wins. Rating:
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Only the people that eat live octopus and think squirting milk out of their butts would find this normal in school education. Rating:
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Sadly enough this isn't the first time I've seen this happen. There must be a really cheap beer out there that makes you see ninjas attacking you. Rating:
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He even took some spectators out in the process. I didn't know rally race ethic applied to the minor leagues. Rating:
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I know this can't be good for his pace maker but he sure has those wheelies down. Rating:
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Especially when the sound is loud enough to pop your ear drums. It's like a two for one deal. Rating:
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I'll commend him for not giving up hope but I think he needs to see the eye doctor. And have a little talk about the birds and, the rocks. Rating:
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Judging by the look of the dude doing the finger, it's not the only thing they share. Rating:
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Since driving may be to much for you, uprooting some plants that are trying to possess you might be a little more suitable. Rating:
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It may have boosted ratings through the roof, but now she needs to get an aids test. Rating:
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Not only is it helping him lose weight, but his masculinity is just melting away too. Rating:
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I guess the points still count if his head goes through the hoop instead but not if it's not even attacked to the wall anymore. Rating:
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Now all those Chinese people are going to get confused when it comes to dinner time. Rating:
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It's hard living in a town where cops stop chasing you if you just drive a far enough distance away from them. Rating:
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Driving has been out of the question forever, but not even being able to get into the garage makes me question their ability to do anything. Rating:
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I love how he comments at the end that he's done, as if the 95,000 other failed attempts had no effect. Rating:
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The only way he'd see TATU is blacked out, but it's a shame there's no way to see his pride again. Rating:
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I hope he gets used to his sons mixed emotional outbursts because he is going to be confused for the rest of his life now. Rating:
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When he wakes up from his dizzying coma, someone just let him know that it's not. Rating:
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Surprisingly enough, this is exactly how he acted the night he lost his virginity. Which happened to be that same day. To his neighbors sprinkler. Rating:
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Another learning experience at such a young age. By the time he hits puberty that pimp hand is going to be strong. Rating:
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At least that's the only equation I see adding up to equal such a sloppy mess of a knock out. Rating:
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Now if I could only wash the pathetic out of the emo's we'd be in business. Rating:
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Around your 25th birthday or so all those dungeons and dragon fantasies are going to bite you in the ass. Especially when even a hooker says no to you after seeing this. Rating:
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Lets just add it to the list of things women can not drive. I think we are at about 95,000 items now. We are going to have to take their legs away soon. Rating:
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He even tries to play it off like nothing happened for the sake of good news reporting. The irony is this is the most unbiased thing they've reported in ages. Rating:
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As long as it's not used in my rice bowl mix it's all good to me. Rating:
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