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A highlight reel of Wal-Mart intercom pranks.
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Some jokes just write themselves.
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Like your head is being sucked dry.
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Funny George Bush Joke
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If he cries to you about it later, just tell him he can try your real gun next.
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This might actually be reason for a raise considering she will never know where the sexual harassment line is. Or if it exists.
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You'll need that kind of enthusiasm to beg for quarters on the street.
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Some of these people were one insult away from pooping their pants in public.
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And to think the worst thing used to be someone farting out of the blue.
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I think the might might stop when the squirrel is being digested though.
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All it takes is a camera crew and a naive dude to think he just hit the jack pot.
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If only I knew this years ago I wouldn't be stuck underneath a body marshmallow every night.
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened.
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He either loves the smell of charred testicles, or he really wants to milk every 'hot dog' joke possible.
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start.
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And with a guys neck has more muscle then your entire body you know damn well you're just going to sit there and take it. Even pretend to like it.
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I thought burning the sheets was the only thing to avoid, not an invited orgy with the entire town.
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Well just check out that paintjob on his ax. Do you need anymore proof?
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Not only is it helping him lose weight, but his masculinity is just melting away too.
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Now if I could only wash the pathetic out of the emo's we'd be in business.
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Just imagine that limp wrist being uncontrollable. What a horrible way to go.
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Just be glad it doesn't taste like a car tire when you finally do get it.
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At least this one keeps you with some sort of dignity at the end of it. You're clothes do get to stay on and all.
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And it's still as funny as ever on the completely oblivious. Someone should try it on a cop.
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