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As good as that cake is, he's only going to be eating it in his dreams... Rating:
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Anything that gives you an excuse to slam old ladies in the street is automatically awesome. Rating:
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Jumping onto your elephant and ripping your face off; it's what tigers do best! Rating:
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Doesn't he know that dancing in airports isn't allowed? Being anything but a frightened sheep emboldens the terrorists! Rating:
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That's one sharp tongue he has... Rating:
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The hatred in that little girl's eyes after the prank goes off is terrifying... Rating:
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A fan runs on the football field and the security catches him, but they treat the fan so badly that the crowd comes to help. Rating:
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There is a reason they are called ballboys, and this is not that reason. Rating:
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That's one lollipop I don't think I could bring myself to eat. Rating:
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This is just like that Tom Hanks movie: Joe Vs. The Volcano. Awesome and entertaining. Rating:
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Seriously, what the hell do you do when you're walking down the street and a bunch of geese attack you!? Rating:
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Whatever, women that hot never go into chatrooms. Rating:
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That'd be a confusing situation to walk in on. Rating:
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Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. Rating:
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Thats one way of getting some sense knocked into you. Rating:
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This is what happens when you wear bread boxers. Rating:
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What a ball buster Rating:
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Losing control like that can be pretty dangerous on mountain roads... Rating:
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That's pretty impressive balance for a baby. Rating:
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That's a pretty crappy way to end your vacation... Rating:
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All I've got to say is that I'm really glad I'm not a baby water buffalo. Rating:
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Guess what? Guys with no legs can breakdance better than you. Rating:
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Unlike that other skateboarding dog, this one conquers half pipes and survived a forty foot fall at the X-games.
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I think I know what's on the groom's mind... Rating:
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I wonder how many tickets they got for that shot. Rating:
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Now this is what I call teamwork! Rating:
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I'm not sure I'd call that last-second turn an approach vector...
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What happens when a Kangaroo decides to join a race of V8 racing cars at Bathurst in Australia on Saturday 6 October 2007? Rating:
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Cedrick Winters the bearded Dragon with a cat that wants to play. Rating:
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Sorry for that little bump in the road kids. Ok, back to school. Luckily no one was injured in this crash Rating:
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What a jerk !! Rating:
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It's Forest Gump meets Pulp Fiction. Check out this funny video spoof of a crazy new movie. What if they actually made this one. I would go see it. Rating:
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That's a long flight of stairs that this guy failed to clear. Rating:
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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk. Rating:
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This is the kind of fumble that a goalkeeper never lives down... Rating:
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I think he should get bonus points for managing to slide his flipped car that far down the freeway. Rating:
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That's one way to whiten your teeth. Rating:
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That's one way to roll down the mountain fast. Rating:
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See what really happened inside that Las Vegas hotel room. . Rating:
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Don't let being handicap stop you buddy! That was sick. Next years X games needs the wheelchair vert. Rating:
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Hey that guy was on Prison Break and he has officially been un pimped. Rating:
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This is why you shouldn't put ridiculous hats on your children. Rating:
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What were they listening to N'sync? Rating:
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Bet he's got one hell of a headache after that... Rating:
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This is what happens when you slap a koala on the ass... Rating:
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Why is it always the fat kids getting pranked? Oh, that's right, they're so damn funny!
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Good thing his friends were there to help, or there'd be no getting out of that jam Rating:
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What a great friend ! Rating:
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Now thats some funny shit Rating:
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Who is the doofis who started that! And why can't these people just run...or walk... WHAT IS GOING ON! Rating:
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Trust me, it's a horrible idea that you'll regret for a long time. This guy must have been pretty hard up to take a leak though, and the fence must have been appealing. Rating:
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Now that was some sick skills and major dunkage. Rating:
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Weeeee! That looks like fun. Rating:
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That baby fell out of the car and these parents should be in trouble. This child should have been in a car seat. Rating:
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That couldn't have felt good... Rating:
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This is an older video of ours, doing street mountain bike trials, on bikes that would be considered "old school" by today's standards. Rating:
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This footage was recently released on Russian television. A Nikolaev, Russia businessman tipped off the police that he was about to be hit and/or robbed by the mafia. The police set up cameras inside ... Rating:
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I think this is a pretty clear sign that whoever was in that ambulance wasn't destined to live. Rating:
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These Animals Must Hate Each Other Rating:
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Hey guys hit me with your car! That will be funny! Rating:
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This girl is expressing her happiness that she got her some Taco Bell. Rating:
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10/18/07A suspected bank robber led police on a wild chase that began in Bucks County and ended with a crash in Northeast Philadelphia Wednesday evening. Rating:
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I'll buy any car that comes with a singing squirrel. Rating:
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Wow who has that kinda money? Rating:
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Farmer Gets a Face Full of Fertilizer Rating:
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That'll so wreck your vacation right there. Rating:
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If all the English students in Japan are that cute, I really want to go teach there! Rating:
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A cutie demonstrates that she can't ride a scooter. Rating:
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A bull manages to land three hard hits on an unfortunate matador. Rating:
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You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? When you feed children scrambled eggs? Rating:
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Is it just me, or does that actually look like a lot of fun? Rating:
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Someone's seen that CGI car commercial where they do this a few too many times.
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The Chaser's War On Everything sets out to convince dumb Americans that famous world landmarks are actually in Australia. Rating:
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Cowboys and Ninjas get it on in a family diner. I wish I knew what this was from. Rating:
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Wow that was insane. Rating:
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Now why did you go and do that? Rating:
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I live in Los Angeles, and I hereby certify that this is an accurate description of LA women. Rating:
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I wouldn't have to ask what to do if I was on her lap. Rating:
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky. Rating:
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Whatever you do, don't piss off a moose. Rating:
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Was that a tooth I saw go flying there? Rating:
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Wait, what the hell were a bunch of Amish people doing in a car? Rating:
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What the hell? Rating:
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That's not going to get either one of you into the air any faster. Rating:
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See what happens when an automated operator takes over. Rating:
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To be fair, it looked like the little brat was tugging on the display pretty hard before it tipped over on him. Rating:
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Don't you hate it when your mom walks in on you? Rating:
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What happens when the hipster brunch scene meets Mike Tyson. Rating:
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Wat out for that fence Rating:
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...well that was awkward. Rating:
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Amazing Elephants ! Rating:
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That that is a talent she should be proud of. Rating:
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This is what a prairie dog sounds like right before it goes ape on your ass. Rating:
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Fuel? That can't all be pee. Rating:
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Thats a novel way to dump your girlfriend. Rating:
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Now that will cause a head ache. Rating:
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky. Rating:
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What a car !! Rating:
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Santa got gored by a horny reindeer... Rating:
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Take a good look at what you will likely never see in person. Rating:
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This guy deserves every bit of what he got. Rating:
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Skate hard, land hard. That\'s my motto. Rating:
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Bone shattering football hits at its best! Rating:
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How what women pillow fighting. Rating:
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Now that will cause a head ache. Rating:
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That can't have felt good. Rating:
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That's why you don't run in front of people on bikes, moron. Rating:
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Now that Chevy truck is lick a rock Rating:
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That's one way to earn her tips... Rating:
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Wow! Angelina Jolie, She is just so HOT. Damn that lucky guy Bratt Pitt Rating:
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How you managed to mess up that painfully on a fun little go-kart is beyond me. Rating:
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That's one way to take care of strays. Rating:
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This is what you get for trying to potty-train your cat. Rating:
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Nope, didn't see that one coming at all. Rating:
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I have faith that someone will try this and report back whether or not it works. Rating:
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Space Shuttle Discovery and its crew returned to Earth on Wednesday, concluding a 15-day space station build and repair mission that was among the more... Rating:
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Bill explains the fate of his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Rating:
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The mad an error and see what happens. Rating:
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun. Rating:
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New Yorker Hates Questions Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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By the time they know what's coming they are already asleep. Rating:
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Whatever this guy is high on is definitely not legal. I've seen people less enthused while having sex. Rating:
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If it wasn't for the nut job grandpa flying with his part hat to save the day these people just might have to have been put down. Rating:
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alpha red test Rating:
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It's hard to decide what to do in this situation. Godzilla could be coming at your or you could have 100's of fans you never knew about. Rating:
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Nothing can ruin a perfectly innocent dance video like a horny dog that just found the perfectly sized pillow. Rating:
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That's funny, the drunks seem to be the only support she has. Great campaign she's running so far! Rating:
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He learned that move from David Beckham. He just doesn't have the contract to go along with it. Rating:
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Then again, maybe keeping distance with that stick of yours is a good idea. Rating:
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As long as that hand stays above the equator it can't be all that bad. Rating:
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Either that or two gay guys are doing it all wrong. Rating:
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Finally that animal is earning the first part of it's name. Almost. Rating:
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Wow, a rap song thats actually informative. I think we are entering Hip Hop 2.0 here. Rating:
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But when he does, then what the hell are you going to do? Other then shower. Rating:
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Going face down was what made her famous to begin with so she can't be that surprised now. Rating:
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That's one way to tell your friend to drop the plastic and pick up a real axe. Rating:
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What happened to just slipping dollars into their clothes? Are you supposed to drop them on their faces now? Rating:
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He may need a new quad but that dismount gets a 10 all around from my judges. Rating:
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It's exactly what he wanted. Just, not in front of every girl he knows. Rating:
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Good thing he knows how to run fast because he's going to be doing that a lot from now on. Rating:
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Some woman just need to be removed from the road. I mean, just look at that ugly car. Abomination. Rating:
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We should all drop our beliefs and turn to Rick Astely in unison. Imagine that, no more hate in the world and plenty of Rick Roll. Rating:
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The only reason Mike Tyson isn't fighting anymore is because he isn't that hungry. Rating:
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Keep laughing guys, just wait till you see what he does to you when you're sleeping. Rating:
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Not for the lower half of that guys body at least. Rating:
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Finally, the news reports some hard hitting information that pertains to all of us. Rating:
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I wonder what lucky, brain trauma induced girl is going to land this stud? Rating:
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You'll need that kind of enthusiasm to beg for quarters on the street. Rating:
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Who knew that a drunken uncoordinated mess could be so much more entertaining then the real thing. Rating:
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That whole shower concept shouldn't be forced on people who don't want to do it. See what happens? Rating:
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you. Rating:
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But then again, that's why they're wrestlers right? Half my brain says yes. Rating:
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It must be national mascot attack week. Something about a smiling banana coming after me freaks me out though. All that potassium. Rating:
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That's a great way to instantly find out just how long your parents can actually ground you for. Rating:
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Who knew that gearing up your size 5's would turn you into a professional baseball player? Rating:
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It amazes me that humanity lasted as long as it has with products like this. Rating:
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You have to at least give him credit for trying though. That's a big mountain to climb. Rating:
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And you would think a girl of her size would have a lot more respect for food. What a waste. Rating:
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Judging by his reaction, that might not be the first time he's had thins forced into his face. Rating:
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Always be aware of water spouting orifices, that's my motto. Rating:
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Someone might want to tell him that he's doing that backwards. Actually, don't. Rating:
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All that mixed with the diarrhea coming out of his mouth combines into one crappy situation. Rating:
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Whatever they wrote, I'm sure it would be ten times better then the real thing anyway. Rating:
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Either that or they are getting really, really friendly with another species. Rating:
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That was the last time he ever tried that stunt. Because his balls were stuck in his stomach and he couldn't ride again. Rating:
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Yet another reason not to piss off an animal that is the size of your garage. Rating:
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He's going to need a lifetime supply of lotion to make that stinging go away. Rating:
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That's the second scariest animal I've ever heard speak English. Rating:
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He even went as far to prank her by drilling holes into the walls of his house. What a monster. Rating:
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That's one way to use your kid to get the number of every girl within 20 feet. Rating:
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By the looks of it, that's the fastest speed the car has ever hit in its lifetime. Rating:
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I've got a bad feeling for these parents when it comes to take that drivers test. Rating:
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Who knew that hell could exist in such a cold place? Rating:
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Hey look out for that...flipping human being? Rating:
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Antiquing your friend really just shows that you care. Didn't you see the bucket of water? Rating:
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I thought the comedies that were parts 2 and 3 were funny enough. Guess not! Rating:
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Does this mean if he gets into office that a top of the chain rap star will be second in command? Rating:
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Not even the "genre" term can save you from this. Rap is all a carbon copy. Rating:
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I'd complain about the lack of privacy, but what the hell is this kid doing whacking off while completely naked!? Rating:
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That's probably why you're not taught how to do this when you first ride a bike or board. Rating:
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If he's this easily incorrigible, he may be in that position again later in life. Rating:
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All it takes to get in the book is to prove that you can lick your own junk for this guy. Rating:
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I'm no expert but I think it's supposed to shoot a little bit farther then that. Rating:
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If only he had that same urge to get a job and pay for all that litter he uses... Rating:
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Or, probably anywhere else other then a basketball game for that matter. Rating:
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Nothing worse then gangsta rap done by a bunch of guys that can cast spells on you. Rating:
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For those girls that need a little shine in their love life. Rating:
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Always keep your eye on the flipping girl in skimpy clothes. That's my advice. Rating:
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All the bleach in the world isn't going to get that taste out of his mouth. Smooth move. Rating:
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The bigger surprise should be how he's hauling all that crap on such a small bike. Rating:
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This is before they grow up into monsters that can turn your body parts into paste. Rating:
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I'm just surprised it wasn't an Ice Cream truck that hit him. Rating:
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe. Rating:
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Just apply said tape to said bell, and then apply that to said cats head. The result is endless hilarity for the whole family. Rating:
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That's what you get for not going over an official bike ramp with no bike. Rating:
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I had no idea girls were into this. Hot girls at that. Rating:
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At least he had all that wonderful snow to stop him from snapping his own stupid neck. Rating:
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20 years of practicing on his moms bed and this is what he has to show for it. Rating:
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But making a decision like this probably makes thinking not one of his things either. I hope that sidewalk tasted good. Rating:
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I hope he doesn't plan on buying a new anus with that $400 because that's the first thing he's going to need in a few hours. Rating:
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I'm pretty sure Chris Hansen is a closet homosexual but that's beside the point. Rating:
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This may be the one time that a $1.00 bag of confetti was worth the price of a digital camera being destroyed. Owned! Rating:
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater. Rating:
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Especially when it comes directly after a psychological kick to the nuts. I doubt that bed is being used ever again. Rating:
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He's the secret assassin that smells like old thrown out Chinese food. Rating:
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Actually, I'm pretty sure they should stay away from anything that isn't anime but metal needs to be at the top of the list. Rating:
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The only thing learned that day was how to scare the hell out of the teacher and run for your life in the same breath. Rating:
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Or maybe its a way to make a tree grow inside them. Either way it's win win. Rating:
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If it was real life I'm pretty sure all my friends would be notified of mass homicide the first day it happened. Rating:
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I'm pretty sure she was more worried about that dirty old guys package coming near her then him getting fried. Rating:
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I'm starting to think people are buying these strictly to destroy every persons face that they know. Rating:
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do. Rating:
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That was the last time he attached a single engine plane to the end of his kite rope. Rating:
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As you can see she wasn't valedictorian that year. Rating:
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Or anything that propels their body into this kind of motion for that matter. As if they weren't dumb enough. Rating:
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It might still be true that girls don't poop though, so don't lose hope. Rating:
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I would have called him out on his ugly girlfriend problem myself but hey, that's just me.j Rating:
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought. Rating:
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Shrapnel in the neck has a certain masculinity about it though so it's not all that bad. Walk it off. Rating:
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At least she will know what it's like to sleep as a hobo for the new week or two. Or ten. Rating:
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That's right you little snot. You better show the nerdiest member of the school band some respect or else. Rating:
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I had a cousin that used to do this same thing. He ate a lot more of his own poop though. Rating:
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Well, if he really did then he would finally have that vote from all the real urban youths. Rating:
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Crack heard or not. All that delaying helped him get more time to solve the puzzle. That's using your (crack) head. Rating:
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That was the 5th table he lost this week too. Rating:
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now. Rating:
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Especially when they are crowded around you with a video camera. That's just a dead give away. Rating:
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It sure as hell isn't to lay some eggs, that's for sure. Rating:
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Unless bleeding all over yourself while friends laugh until they pee their pants, then it's a frigging party. Rating:
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Unless of course you want a beard from hair that doesn't belong on your face. Rating:
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That high five looked way to powerful. Quick, someone call him out on steroids before the media moves on to another thing to blitz. Rating:
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How he stood in front of a mic and became mayor of a state is still beyond me though. He should still walk around with that sword in my opinion. Rating:
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True classics never die because there's always a generation of naive 4th graders out there ready to walk into whatever you set up. Rating:
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Even the local soccer moms would fall for this one. What chance does a guy have? Rating:
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I don't care what the infomercial says, these things are sex toys plain and simple. Rating:
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I for one wish I could deploy a Pikachu from my warthog instead of the same tired old ammunition. Rating:
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump. Rating:
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Between using them as ramps for their remote control cars and getting embarrassed for life, every kid just needs a pal that can't post pictures of them on MySpace. Rating:
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The estrogen bomb that went off in this studio is the equivalent of a libido based Chernobyl. Rating:
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Damn, I wish my weiner was desirable enough to make girls run marathons to get it. I think it needs a hat. Rating:
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Glad to know all the brain dead muscle men lose their bladders over things that don't move. I feel safe now. Rating:
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Good thing he was already sitting on the toilet, because I'm sure no one was going to clean that up. Rating:
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Hopefully the bloody nose will draw the pain away from his manhood. If turning into a man is still an option for him that is. Rating:
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Now that whole inbred sister marriage thing doesn't seem so shocking to me. Rating:
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Can't a black man order chicken at a burger place without having to be oppressed? I guess not. Rating:
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that. Rating:
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it. Rating:
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I'd like to think that actually knocked some sense into him but I think it's fueled him to try it off a bigger hill next time. Pure genius. Rating:
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If it's all about love then she should have deep throated that mackerel. Rating:
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start. Rating:
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All that Mario Kart led to such a bad decision? But how could that be, Nintendo is pure innocence!? Rating:
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After you find out that all those years of masturbation practice won't be enough you may get a little sad. But hey, you always have yourself. Rating:
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I think that pretty much sums up hockey right there. Rating:
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I would think the giant thing in his hand would give it away but hey, that's just me. Rating:
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Those K turns can be brutal when everything looks like a flying cat that's out to kill you. Rating:
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The only thing that could have made this better was if the security guard was wearing a Yankee uniform. Rating:
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Well just check out that paintjob on his ax. Do you need anymore proof? Rating:
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I don't know how this is intimidating but I probably don't want to see whatever she's growing down there up close to find out. Rating:
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The fact that it actually lifted him off the ground too made it absolutely certain that kids are not in his future. Rating:
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A cellulite ridden ass like that would be enough to make me never even look at a woman again so I guess she wins. Rating:
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Only the people that eat live octopus and think squirting milk out of their butts would find this normal in school education. Rating:
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Sadly enough this isn't the first time I've seen this happen. There must be a really cheap beer out there that makes you see ninjas attacking you. Rating:
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That whole flipping forward thing loses it's effect when it sends one of your own players to the bench doesn't it? Rating:
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If you value the life of your scrotum and want to make sure you have someone to use it on that is. Rating:
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Well if a rack like that is selling them, I guess I have to buy them. Rating:
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Since driving may be to much for you, uprooting some plants that are trying to possess you might be a little more suitable. Rating:
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I'm surprised he didn't get arrested while filming this. Where's Chris Hansen when you need him? Oh, that's right, in his cryogenic chamber. Rating:
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I love how he comments at the end that he's done, as if the 95,000 other failed attempts had no effect. Rating:
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Messing with your girl when she's trying to relax is always going to backfire when you get to the bedroom that night. Rating:
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When he wakes up from his dizzying coma, someone just let him know that it's not. Rating:
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What a quitter he is though. Keep going kid, there might be some candy in there. Rating:
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Surprisingly enough, this is exactly how he acted the night he lost his virginity. Which happened to be that same day. To his neighbors sprinkler. Rating:
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Another learning experience at such a young age. By the time he hits puberty that pimp hand is going to be strong. Rating:
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At least that's the only equation I see adding up to equal such a sloppy mess of a knock out. Rating:
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I can't say I am all that weired out by this. Theres a tasty treat at the end of every sick minded perversion in this situation. Rating:
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Putting that filth all together in one continuous line never sounded so good before. Rating:
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If that is happening from salvia, then soda probably sends him into a diabetic shock. Get the padded room ready for him. Rating:
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It also doubles as the laziest but whatever gets the job done is what counts. Rating:
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If he wanted to find a woman he should be looking in the mirror after that perm appointment he had. Rating:
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Good to see that dads around the world are still instilling all those needed fundamentals in a child's life. Like killing anything that moves. Rating:
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Just listen to that laugh track. Laugh tracks mean it's true. Rating:
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I think that means he's fired but I don't speak dish. Rating:
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I guarantee that money made it's way down her shirt the second the camera went off though. Rating:
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Just look at the thickness of the beard he had even at 7 years old. That's pure talent. Rating:
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I'd ask for a redo but not having a face might make that impossible. Rating:
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I think that means she has to wet her t-shirt. Rating:
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He was a monster long before Spore was ever created but my god I don't want to know what his special attack is. Rating:
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Just imagine that limp wrist being uncontrollable. What a horrible way to go. Rating:
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He didn't pop two white trash kids out of his body so that could be the reason. Rating:
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I guess as long as it doesn't try to mate with you it's all good but that can't be a healthy diet. Rating:
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Looks like that over saturation of facts in their episodes means something more then Cartman calling people Jews. Rating:
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A room full of drunken jocks throwing punches at each other. What possibly could go wrong? All thats missing is some hair gel and a wife beater. Rating:
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And he got up with his spine after that ridiculous fall. Rating:
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It's always good to learn that life is nothing but downhill after High School as soon as possible. Rating:
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He may have stole all the money, but he left all his common sense behind with that facial. Rating:
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That bunny was to rare anyway, you'll get sick eating it like that. Rating:
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If this is what public transportation is like then I'll get rid of my car right now. Once she enters the black metal stage I am so there. Rating:
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Maybe they tolerate that kind of stuff in Russia, but a library is no place for an orgasm. Rating:
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Lets just add it to that list of amazing woman drivers that has grown since the dawn of man. Rating:
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This could work with a rock too, but that really just depends on how good of a friend he is. Rating:
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Not that I recommend every stepping into a Wal-Mart with all that welfare running around but it's still funny. Rating:
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I prefer something with a little more broken glass on the tip of it but whatever you can get your hands on should work. Rating:
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His jedi strength is weak for now, but that's because he only gets paid $7.50 an hour. Rating:
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Who said it can't be a contact sport? Just look at that swelling and regret. Rating:
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It follows that rule of everything being more fun when naked. Except prison. It's not so cool there. Rating:
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Anytime you have 10 different options to break your jaw, it makes things funnier. Rating:
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With so much douchebagery in the world, guys like this need to go that extra mile to make sure he's the king of all assholes. Rating:
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If it was a steroid needle he so would have been all over that. Good thing his jaw is made out of machismo and jagerbombs. Rating:
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You're never to young to have the internet laugh at your pain. Just look at that kids face. Rating:
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At least there is one animal on the planet that can handle eating those easter peeps things. The Parkinson's is just a mild side effect. Rating:
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They are a little late to the game but they are making up for it in regret. That's usually how it works on the internet. Rating:
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Well he didn't get that job for graduating Harvard. I wonder how embarrassing a resume is when it says "fired for turning store into a fish tank" though. Rating:
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I'd say that's worth at least a few hours in the office, alone at the end of the day before she gets fired. Rating:
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That course would have made Indiana Jones sweat, you can't blame him. Rating:
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This is about the apothegm of stupid hitting yourself with a big log and forgetting what happened and asking around for what hit you so badly. Rating:
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Baby sitter finally getting revenge on those brats that always terrorized her. Rating:
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Worst ever time to faint but that's what you get for trying to do things like this. Rating:
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She would go to any length to make her boyfriend pay for what he did this is hilarious and worth watching. Rating:
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What if this man could only communicate through dance .Watch laugh and experience his life dilemmas. Rating:
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There should be a law against being this stupid..wait there are ..several laws against being THAT stupid.This is a MUST SEE Rating:
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Thsy can't help themselves not stealing something and that's funny the way they do it. Rating:
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It's really not what it seems. Rating:
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A compilation of the things kids ignore. Rating:
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This is something that could give me a heart attack but the truth is i scare easily.ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS! Rating:
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Now that's just evil! Rating:
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Well when you want to get someone wet in the middle of winter this is what you dizurve to get. Rating:
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He should be able to pick up some honeys with that sweet ride!IT'S A JOKE! Rating:
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