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Check out this fat boss who gets pranked by his employees... Hope he is a funny guy!
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Here's a hint: don't try to walk across icy logs. You might get wet.
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Why is it always the fat kids getting pranked? Oh, that's right, they're so damn funny!
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It looks like the fat one fell on the big-boobed one, so I guess they both had some good padding.
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A cat licks a fat man awake.
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BURLESON, TX -- A high-speed police chase came to a quick and fatal end in Burleson, Texas on Friday.
The chase began when police spotted 41-year-old James Vorhees driving a stolen truck.
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The Blue Angel's "Fat Albert"
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A fat kid on a bike smacks his face up and makes funny noises.
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How do you escape after a drunken night with a fat girl?
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A fat German guy doesn't like being stuck in traffic.
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I'd be happy and laughing too if I had a fat bong loaded like this guy.
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Awesome how his bandmates don't even notice.
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A young man remembers a childhood with a blind father and his own temporary sightlessness.
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Bill explains the fate of his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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How did she manage to fall in there?!
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New York City authorities say a teenager in a dispute with his mother was shot and killed by police officers when he charged at them with what they more... thought was a gun.
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This is true. The last progressive Swedish speed thrash power industrial Scandinavian grindcore super black metal band I played in sounded just like this!
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Finally, the news reports some hard hitting information that pertains to all of us.
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Maybe this is a mating call. Or a scream for bacon. Lots of bacon.
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Especially the overweight ones sporting the facial hair.
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Forget Dragonball Z, these fat ass sumo wrestlers can tear up the world.
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Only father of the year could nearly kill his own son with one scream. Right on.
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By the looks of it, that's the fastest speed the car has ever hit in its lifetime.
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I've got a feeling being a hero isn't in this kids future.
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I'm just surprised it wasn't an Ice Cream truck that hit him.
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern.
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If only I knew this years ago I wouldn't be stuck underneath a body marshmallow every night.
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And here I thought rhinos enjoyed being covered in water. Well, now I know otherwise.
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump.
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Yet beyond all the public drunkenness, it obviously isn't his problem with the most priority. Maybe if they let him chug some grey goose while on a treadmill it would help.
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Now if she could only get trained to stay away from McDonalds we would be in business.
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Father of the year right here. This was probably right after filling the bottle with vodka and leaving forks next to the outlets.
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Well now his fat lazy ass can finally feel like he's part of the game. Even if he is coughing up a piece of his lens.
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All those anti violence advocators out there might want to think twice after seeing Lui Kang get a massage from Sub Zero.
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Judging by the looks of him he's been eating car tires to supplement his protein intake too.
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At least that's the only equation I see adding up to equal such a sloppy mess of a knock out.
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It also doubles as the laziest but whatever gets the job done is what counts.
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All those dollar menu smorgasbord don't look so good when you're getting raped by a motorcycle do they.
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