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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk.
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Any event called the "Ozark Mountain Games" is guaranteed to result in bloodshed.
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How to Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew
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How to Cut a Glass Bottle With String
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It doesn't even sound possible on paper, but somehow this kid made it happen with many, many sexless hours of hard work.
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Just remember, if Polly doesn't get his Prozac, daddy won't have balls when he wakes up.
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All they need now is a couple bottles of baby oil and some donkeys and we'll have a real college pass time.
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I think all those rides on the wheel finally did him in once and for all. Unless this dude replaced the water bottle with grey goose.
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Once again blood rushing to the penis destroys all logical judgment. I'm sure they really wanted you after you violated your own butthole dude.
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Father of the year right here. This was probably right after filling the bottle with vodka and leaving forks next to the outlets.
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Girl shows you how to catch a fish with a bottle.
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