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Elephant Birth
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It's exactly what he wanted. Just, not in front of every girl he knows.
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Calling the letters on top for yourself might not work in this situation though.
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It's also a good way to get stabbed by your friends with household objects by accident.
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This was the last time they put Grey Goose in the pinata.
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What a quitter he is though. Keep going kid, there might be some candy in there.
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Around your 25th birthday or so all those dungeons and dragon fantasies are going to bite you in the ass. Especially when even a hooker says no to you after seeing this.
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Load up the lawnmower, down a six pack, pop the clutch and it's happy birthday, merry Christmas and happy Kwanzaa all in one.
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