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I get the feeling she was high well before the plane took off.
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Biker does a little dance before going down.
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A burglar was paraded by vigilantes down a village street and beaten, luckily the police arrived before a possible lynching.
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Eating shall not be tolerated.
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An anti-war demonstrator accosted Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as she arrived to testify at a hearing on Capitol Hill, shouting "war criminal" before being dragged away by security.
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To be fair, it looked like the little brat was tugging on the display pretty hard before it tipped over on him.
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This is what a prairie dog sounds like right before it goes ape on your ass.
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There's more dance in this traffic report than you've ever seen before.
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Before he was a mallrat, Jason Lee was a pretty awesome skateboarder.
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Demolition never came so cheap before. Or unwanted.
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I think they are waiting for the projectile vomiting to occur before running in to save him.
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This is before they grow up into monsters that can turn your body parts into paste.
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Aww, look how cute they are before we turn them into food.
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Trying to get it squeezed through the crack in the door would have been my first attempt before sleeping in it too.
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Having testicles in your mouth never sounded so good before.
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If only you could ask politely for peoples wallets before throwing them into the ground and stealing their cars.
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Sadly enough, this version is about 100 times better then his real performance. To hell with it, I give it a month before he's signed!
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That high five looked way to powerful. Quick, someone call him out on steroids before the media moves on to another thing to blitz.
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that.
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start.
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I think master chief needs a detective to figure out why his games suck so much before a murder gets investigated.
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I give it two weeks before Fox news digs it up and says it's the fault of Grand Theft Auto. Just wait.
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Make sure they have a little bit more alcohol in them next time before asking to see a boob.
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Putting that filth all together in one continuous line never sounded so good before.
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I'd ask for a redo but not having a face might make that impossible.
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He was a monster long before Spore was ever created but my god I don't want to know what his special attack is.
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I'd say that's worth at least a few hours in the office, alone at the end of the day before she gets fired.
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