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This is why you're supposed to have a spotter, fool. Rating:
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nothing impossible Rating:
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Check out this fat boss who gets pranked by his employees... Hope he is a funny guy! Rating:
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This girl really tears up! Rating:
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As good as that cake is, he's only going to be eating it in his dreams... Rating:
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Crazy pilot flies under a plane and survives by mere inches! Rating:
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Building Jumps, flipping off walls, rolling and more flips Rating:
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I like my face extra well done please. Rating:
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Girl trying to be hot ends up owning herself. Rating:
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Yeah boy! He even has the head bop'n! Rating:
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Beatboxing
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Skater punks falling hard brightens my dreary day. Rating:
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How is this guy not dead yet? Rating:
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Of course, no trip to the toilet is complete without taking a drink from it first. Rating:
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Nicely done, except for the bit about landing on your face... Rating:
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I wish I was this easy to entertain... Rating:
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Is anything cuter than dogs having fun? Rating:
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You'll never look at ice cream, smashed potatoes, or the Thanksgiving squash the same ever again... Enjoy! Rating:
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Hey, let's build a market place around the train tracks. Nothing bad could ever come of this. Rating:
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Just when I thought I'd seen the highest example of human stupidity ever, something like this comes along and surprises me. Rating:
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McDonald's employees get sprayed with a chemical by a car full of customers at a South Florida drive-through, with the incident caught on surveillance tape. The suspects are still at large. Rating:
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Keep your wife or girlfriend young and fresh with vacuum sealing! This is from Japan, so no
I'm not kidding. Rating:
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For a guy with no arms, winning a swimming race is pretty impressive. Rating:
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This guy just got a whole lot stupider, if such a thing is possible. Rating:
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Video taken by one of the passengers of the Phuket plane crash, still in shock after having managed to escape the burning wreckage. Rating:
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Pluto was just having some fun with a kid at Disney, when a raging helicopter parent had to get involved and start throwing her weight around. Rating:
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When I think of quality artistic performances, I don't usually think of Britney Spears. But this is just beyond horrible. Rating:
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Baboons usually live in the Horn of Africa and eat everything in sight, but one baboon in a small Lithuanian zoo has made a pet of a hapless chick, rather than having it as a meal. Mikis, a hamadryas baboon in a private zoo in Klaipeda, got hold of the chick when it wandered through the bars into hi... Rating:
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This might not be the most useful talent in the world, but I won't deny it takes skill. Rating:
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A fan runs on the football field and the security catches him, but they treat the fan so badly that the crowd comes to help. Rating:
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This is an accident waiting to happen. Guys in the pit, dude on the bike, or spectators above. Place your bets folks! Rating:
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There is a reason they are called ballboys, and this is not that reason. Rating:
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Alright, now see if he likes the wasabi. Rating:
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Seriously, what the hell do you do when you're walking down the street and a bunch of geese attack you!? Rating:
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It's sorta like a football tackle, except without the padding... Rating:
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Whatever, women that hot never go into chatrooms. Rating:
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As if fire wasn't bad enough, now firefighters have to deal with armed drunk drivers. Rating:
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Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. Rating:
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Police pursue a woman, first in a stolen pickup, and then after she bails, in stolen heels Rating:
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Ah, the things rednecks do for fun. Rating:
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Amazing Drum Skilz,Unmissable! Rating:
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Unlike that other skateboarding dog, this one conquers half pipes and survived a forty foot fall at the X-games.
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Don't annoy monkeys, we'll need them someday to save us from the robots! Rating:
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Oh damn how embarrasing is this ? A guy steals from a truck which was a trap, and then gets exposed to the whole city in a cage while driving through town... Rating:
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You get a bigger screen, and a way to thwart your tyrannical wife! Rating:
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A guy tries to push himself inside a giant balloon. Amazingly, this doesn't work as planned. Rating:
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Stay off my lawn, you little punk! Rating:
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Learn the secrets behind all those self-tying shoelaces videos. Rating:
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"Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration." [Thomas Alva Edison, 1847-1931] Rating:
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Sorry for that little bump in the road kids. Ok, back to school. Luckily no one was injured in this crash Rating:
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A quiet day at the beach gets a little more exciting when a shark stalks, and then attacks, a large school of fish! Rating:
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A baby panda makes cute noises as it tries to get up and over a step! Shot at the Wolong Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center in Sichuan, China! Rating:
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Some rednecks decide to jump a truck into a pond. Well, at least they had fun. Rating:
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the pilot turn on final with misunderstood clearance and poor looking out,overtaken this AIRCRAFT from the left on final approach!.VERY CLOSE AND VERY DANGEROUS Rating:
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The only problem is, if you're handling an empty bottle of wine like that, you'll probably be drunk. Rating:
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The race is over, and so is this guy. Rating:
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Sweltering temperatures during the Chicago marathon led to hospitalizations, and even one death. Rating:
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Driving a nail by juggling might not be efficient, but it sure is cool. Rating:
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You gotta love how the goalie starts to run after the idiot fan, then decides it'd be better to collapse on the ground. Yeah, soccer players are real tough. Rating:
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Some interesting facts about Ron Paul, brought to you by a rapping pizza and the silly folks at Digital Funtown. Pizza is Politics. Rating:
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Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn pull into the Stinking Rose Restaurant on La Cienega, but apparently they can't decide whether they want to eat there or...go to McDonalds ya'll Rating:
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landlords are dumb and evil, how you can strike back (satire) - This video is submitted by one of our visitors, You can also join and submit your videos. Rating:
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(AP-October 10, 2007) - - Several auto insurance companies are offering in-car cameras to help parents monitor their teen's driving behavior. The companies are hoping to reduce the alarming number of ... Rating:
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New Years Rave Video for New Years, along with the Music Video for Apollo Rating:
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Lauren Conrad and pal at Club Les Deux. She departs and heads up to Hollywood Blvd. to grab a cab, with the assistance of a number of paparazzi. Rating:
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Considering how many music videos these days have people basically having sex in the background, I'd say this girl is off to a good start
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You try so hard... but in the end, it still really sucks. Rating:
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Why is it always the fat kids getting pranked? Oh, that's right, they're so damn funny!
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It looks like the fat one fell on the big-boobed one, so I guess they both had some good padding.
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The rope is fake, but the prank is real. Rating:
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Good thing his friends were there to help, or there'd be no getting out of that jam Rating:
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Policeman chases youth on motorcycle,teenager jumps in a river to escape....lol. Rating:
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Ah, the useful skills you learn in the Army... Rating:
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Happy mother's day, from everyone at CH and Mr. T! Rating:
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Trust me, it's a horrible idea that you'll regret for a long time. This guy must have been pretty hard up to take a leak though, and the fence must have been appealing. Rating:
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Army soldiers get bored and wrap up a buddy in bubble wrap, then the fun begins..... Rating:
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Good thing a 1955 Chevy doesn't have the best bolted down seats, or else the driver would have turned into a mess alongside the car Rating:
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When you pull a giant snake out of it's hole by the tail, it might in fact bite you. Rating:
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So if I get Direct TV, Darth Vader will bring me Christmas presents?
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Don't tase me, doe! Rating:
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At least it's nice, cold snow instead of hot, hard concrete. Rating:
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Dancing with the Stars, no, just some young Iraqi cuties ! Rating:
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02/14/2004 France An old ship, the 'Vauquelin' is going to be destroyed. After being hit by 2 laser-guided bombs, 80 100 mm rounds, 3 anti-ship missiles, she finally sank. Unfortunately, i o... Rating:
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A woman survived a great white shark attack in Byron Bay, Australia on Monday. This is the second shark attack in Australian waters since Saturday. Rating:
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A burglar was paraded by vigilantes down a village street and beaten, luckily the police arrived before a possible lynching. Rating:
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hot Bavaria beer spot, brazil Rating:
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This is an older video of ours, doing street mountain bike trials, on bikes that would be considered "old school" by today's standards. Rating:
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This footage was recently released on Russian television. A Nikolaev, Russia businessman tipped off the police that he was about to be hit and/or robbed by the mafia. The police set up cameras inside ... Rating:
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Just because you have billions of dollars doesn't mean you can jump off buildings with impunity. Tony Stark, you are not. Rating:
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Sorry buddy, you aren't quite a ninja yet. Rating:
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A Day in the Life of Lindsay Lohan starring our darling heroine, her bodyguard, and a friend. Lindsay pops all over the place today a... Rating:
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A German TV show sets up a fake mirror which doesn't make a reflection. Needless to say, it freaks out a few people. Rating:
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Nothing quite as tasty as raw seal liver, eh? Rating:
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When the passion fruit comes for you, will you know how to defend yourself? Rating:
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The Rock the Bells Tour heads to the West Coast featuring Rage Against the Machine, Wu Tang, Public Enemy, Mos Def and Cypress Hill. Rating:
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Sometimes, it's good to bullshit your kids. Rating:
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If all the English students in Japan are that cute, I really want to go teach there! Rating:
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I support shaming people who pass out, but this is pretty excessive. Rating:
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Is it just me, or does that actually look like a lot of fun? Rating:
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A horde of zombies descends on the Canadian parliament in Ottawa, demanding socialized brains.
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Portable glory holes, for the convenience of Republican politicians everywhere. Rating:
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This is a new way , try it ! Rating:
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Flips, jungle gyms, swings & things. Rating:
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I live in Los Angeles, and I hereby certify that this is an accurate description of LA women. Rating:
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky. Rating:
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Whatever you do, don't piss off a moose. Rating:
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Aww, he just wants to share the love! Rating:
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Wait, what the hell were a bunch of Amish people doing in a car? Rating:
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A flying Dutchman stuns tourists by levitating outside the White House. A puzzled observer checks for wires and other tricks, but can't find any. Can you spot how he does it? Rating:
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An anti-war demonstrator accosted Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as she arrived to testify at a hearing on Capitol Hill, shouting "war criminal" before being dragged away by security.
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Dane Cook gets an unlucky hex put on him in Good Luck Chuck, causing every woman he meets to fall in love with the next guy. Rating:
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To be fair, it looked like the little brat was tugging on the display pretty hard before it tipped over on him. Rating:
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When you trick your friend into ingesting a spoonful of cinnamon, the only way to make amends is to snort a line of sugar, right? Rating:
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Christina put in another round today at Bel Bambini on Robertson Blvd., once again with husband in tow. Her baby bump is visibly a bit bigger from the last t... Rating:
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Hollywood, California where the stars show their support for the Declare Yourself Campaign. Rating:
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No, really, it's a Goofy anti-smoking ad. Rating:
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PULASKI, WI -- A sheriff's office in Wisconsin has released dramatic video of a man whose halloween costume caught fire. Rating:
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This kid must be a mutant, with cartilage instead of real bones. Rating:
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Okay so it's probably fake, but that laugh track is just freaky. Rating:
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Learn the art of cracking a master lock. For educational purposes only, of course. Rating:
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Car runs red light,takes out motorbike.....guy from bike gets straight up. Rating:
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Learn how to make your own flash paper, flash cotton and flash string. Just don't blow yourself up along the way. Rating:
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Before he was a mallrat, Jason Lee was a pretty awesome skateboarder. Rating:
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An old video of cats boxing. Literally, someone put boxing gloves on cats. I sense a new reality TV show in the making here. Rating:
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As soon as these kids are old enough to get guns, they'll probably be shooting each other. Rating:
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Note I said fun WITH seals, not necessarily fun FOR seals. Rating:
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BURLESON, TX -- A high-speed police chase came to a quick and fatal end in Burleson, Texas on Friday.
The chase began when police spotted 41-year-old James Vorhees driving a stolen truck. Rating:
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Skate hard, land hard. That\'s my motto. Rating:
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Wait, bears and cats are cross-breeding now!? Rating:
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I'll give him this, the kid knows how to cover for himself. Rating:
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Yeah, he's not going to be going home with anyone but the ambulance crew. Rating:
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Yeah, I've known guys who have almost done this. Rating:
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A Simple, Yet Ingenious Idea Rating:
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Even the wind was getting fed up waiting for him to jump, so it gave him a little nudge Rating:
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Dog gone crazy, this tiger thinks there great! Rating:
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This Halloween, don't jump to conclusions with Trick-Or-Treaters. Rating:
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A bit early for Christmas, but definitely a sweet nutcracker. Rating:
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That's why you don't run in front of people on bikes, moron. Rating:
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Not every day you see a moose run through your neighborhood, eh? Rating:
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Got Milk? Sometimes, it's good to be the milkman... Rating:
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You`re going to love Paris, her body, and all she can do! Rating:
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Another drink, sir? Rating:
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If you're late and running after the school bus doesn't get the driver attention, just bust a few caps into the bus side Rating:
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Wow! Angelina Jolie, She is just so HOT. Damn that lucky guy Bratt Pitt Rating:
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A college in Illinois set a new school record, launching a pumpkin 234 feet Rating:
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Don't mess with this frog, he will mess you up. Rating:
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If you're going to roll around on the ground doing wacky religious stuff, try not to kick anyone in the face. Rating:
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If horses would just explode into fireballs, redneck America would have a new sport. Rating:
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Nope, didn't see that one coming at all. Rating:
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Phil Hanson buys all the food from Starbucks, chews it up, and makes a portrait of Britney Spears. Rating:
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Video footage from Crazy Dan,
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Stop motion, music by CRIB FIRE, the OC's #1 surf gothrock trio! Rating:
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Listen to me blab, then meet my current pets. Rating:
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Not only does this guy do something as stupid as microwaving soap, he does it on live TV, and manages to burn himself and break things in the process Rating:
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Space Shuttle Discovery and its crew returned to Earth on Wednesday, concluding a 15-day space station build and repair mission that was among the more... Rating:
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So Sorry Amanda, just logged on
I hurried home and i tried to rest, noticed your light on . Rating:
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A sheriff's deputy thinks he just caught a speeding motorist, but it turns out it's a woman having a baby. Rating:
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A massive south swell hit Teahupoo on Nov 1, bringing some of the biggest and best waves of the year. Rating:
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Nearly a week after surgeons removed her extra limbs, two-year-old Lakshmi made her first public more... appearance in India. Rating:
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Mayb next time you will turn the bike off, DADDY! Rating:
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Highspeed Motorcycle Racing at Track, VIO POV1 Video Footage. Rating:
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This is why i think intelligence is declining in the world, cause of people like her ! Rating:
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All we need now is a pig on a scooter with a siren and we can start regulating his speed. Rating:
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See what happens when you don't hug your kids enough? Actually, this might have been the result of a brother and sister going beyond hugging each other... Rating:
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By the time they know what's coming they are already asleep. Rating:
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Next time your friends tell you to hold their balls, make sure to bring a cup. Rating:
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If you ever want to get a divorce but have no idea on how to do it, take notes from this guy. Rating:
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Whatever this guy is high on is definitely not legal. I've seen people less enthused while having sex. Rating:
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If you manage to watch this without laughing it will declare you even crazier though. Rating:
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If it wasn't for the nut job grandpa flying with his part hat to save the day these people just might have to have been put down. Rating:
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This is true. The last progressive Swedish speed thrash power industrial Scandinavian grindcore super black metal band I played in sounded just like this! Rating:
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This must be the Internet 2.0 version of the Nigerian e-mail scam. Rating:
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Don't worry, she takes balls to the head all the time. Normally, not to the back of the skull though. Rating:
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If he cries to you about it later, just tell him he can try your real gun next. Rating:
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This might actually be reason for a raise considering she will never know where the sexual harassment line is. Or if it exists. Rating:
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If it looked cute in a pair of stilettos and knew how to work the grill then you would never have to go on another date again. Rating:
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It's hard to decide what to do in this situation. Godzilla could be coming at your or you could have 100's of fans you never knew about. Rating:
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Nothing can ruin a perfectly innocent dance video like a horny dog that just found the perfectly sized pillow. Rating:
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That's funny, the drunks seem to be the only support she has. Great campaign she's running so far! Rating:
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They must have tried to find the most cracked out kid in the county to do this interview with, but it doesn't seem they had to look far. Rating:
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He learned that move from David Beckham. He just doesn't have the contract to go along with it. Rating:
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Who needs a coat when you have this raging laughing lunatic to keep you warm? Rating:
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Then again, maybe keeping distance with that stick of yours is a good idea. Rating:
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If you look closely, you can see the entire publishing company going out of business with each word. Rating:
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Just think of it as a giant, blue, painful stop sign. Rating:
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Just like the old equation says, "x + slow motion = instant profit". Rating:
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If I had to live the rest of my life only watching 1 6 second clip, this would be it hands down. Rating:
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Wow, a rap song thats actually informative. I think we are entering Hip Hop 2.0 here. Rating:
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When you have the money Bam does, even the cops are fair game in your insult wars. Rating:
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But when he does, then what the hell are you going to do? Other then shower. Rating:
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It's exactly what he wanted. Just, not in front of every girl he knows. Rating:
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Use this on your friends, but only if you have enough space to get a head start running. Rating:
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Some woman just need to be removed from the road. I mean, just look at that ugly car. Abomination. Rating:
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If this was the only thing they could come up with to retaliate a nut kick, they might need to get out a little bit more. Rating:
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We should all drop our beliefs and turn to Rick Astely in unison. Imagine that, no more hate in the world and plenty of Rick Roll. Rating:
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Next time you trap your friend under a bucket of water, make sure he isn't stronger then you. Or faster. Rating:
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Keep laughing guys, just wait till you see what he does to you when you're sleeping. Rating:
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Unless it's customary in Asia to fight giant man eating cannon balls, then this is the weirdest fight I've ever seen. Rating:
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They even gave him a helmet. You know, because a damn bear needs to be protected from a bunch of little hockey players. Rating:
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Finally, the news reports some hard hitting information that pertains to all of us. Rating:
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I wonder what lucky, brain trauma induced girl is going to land this stud? Rating:
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And in a haste to save her from devastation, a photographer joins her at the bottom. Rating:
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Next time a giant headed, 7 foot tall freak comes by to mess with you, don't stand within falling distance. Rating:
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you. Rating:
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With commercials like this, I am surprised I didn't go burn half the east coast down on purpose. Rating:
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But then again, that's why they're wrestlers right? Half my brain says yes. Rating:
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It's just like Counter Strike, except you're hunting cellulite instead of terrorists. Rating:
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However, it might not work on every single guy out there. Just be aware. Rating:
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Ah, family moments. These are the things dreams are made of. Rating:
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I would probably kill myself if some kids rust box was beating my $200,000 super car. Rating:
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If ice cream is to complicated for them, I hope they never get the urge to work on their own cars. Rating:
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And it's quite possibly the quickest, and easiest way to win a million in the history of the world. Rating:
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there. Rating:
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Someones getting grounded for life, and it's not going to be the show host. Rating:
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Judging by his reaction, that might not be the first time he's had thins forced into his face. Rating:
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Always be aware of water spouting orifices, that's my motto. Rating:
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Someone might want to tell him that he's doing that backwards. Actually, don't. Rating:
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Forget Dragonball Z, these fat ass sumo wrestlers can tear up the world. Rating:
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For the love of god, make the Rick Rolling stop. Rating:
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Whatever they wrote, I'm sure it would be ten times better then the real thing anyway. Rating:
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If this camera were any closer, we would see the terrified screams of her white blood cells. Rating:
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Warning, this video may make your face melt off from adorable overload. Rating:
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Yeah, come get your towel honeyy. Then go fix your broken nose and ego. Rating:
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He may not know how to freestyle, but he definitely knows how to entertain the world. Rating:
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When a shot of electricity in your ear is having no effect, you might want to check for a pulse. Rating:
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Oh my god, people were getting Rick Rolled even back in the early 90's. Amazing! Rating:
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Either that or they are getting really, really friendly with another species. Rating:
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I would have said screw first base, ran to my camera and took a hundred pictures if this happened to me. Rating:
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All it takes is some paper craft, an imagination, and a handful of happy pills. Rating:
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If only someone let him know the forecast called for big ass water balloon pranks from the roof, he might have come prepared. Rating:
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It doesn't even sound possible on paper, but somehow this kid made it happen with many, many sexless hours of hard work. Rating:
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Well, it's good to see him finally getting the help he needs. Rating:
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When cat dirty, throw it out for a new one. Rating:
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Even in a million life times, this situation would probably never arise again. Rating:
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By the looks of it, that's the fastest speed the car has ever hit in its lifetime. Rating:
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Finally, something you can do in the off season. Rating:
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Finally, my dreams of being inspector gadget are getting closer to a reality. Rating:
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At $5.50 an hour, sometimes the only thing left to do is go absolutely crazy. Rating:
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Hey, it's cleaner then food and no one feels dirty in the end. There is a little more blood involved though. Rating:
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I'd say I hope he thinks twice about this next time, but he probably didn't even think once to begin with. Rating:
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One day this is going to teach them to talk. Until, enjoy your time without them being your new leaders. Rating:
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I'd complain about the lack of privacy, but what the hell is this kid doing whacking off while completely naked!? Rating:
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I knew racism existed on the show, I just couldn't pinpoint it until now. Rating:
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Hey, at least it's a politician telling the truth for once. Rating:
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When I get older, I hope it's this easy. Rating:
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Even when you're an adult, if someone twice your size wants a hug it's probably best to avoid it. Rating:
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If he's this easily incorrigible, he may be in that position again later in life. Rating:
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Great, by the time shes 10 she will have already taken over the world at this rate. Rating:
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All it takes is one redneck, a couple batteries and a dream to make this happen. Rating:
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Something tells me her days of being wet down there while being together with him, are over. Rating:
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Well, at least we know who daddy loves more now. Rating:
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This reminded me of my child hood, except there was a lack of bleeding and regret. Rating:
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Or, probably anywhere else other then a basketball game for that matter. Rating:
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She should bring a pooper scooper along with her when she does this, just in case of accidents. Rating:
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Now it's really becoming a trade off. Extreme technology, or being really lazy? You make the call. Rating:
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They stand for justice, honor and detrimental threats to remote control air crafts. Rating:
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Forget these losers, I am voting for Triple H. Rating:
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Say it with me now, in your best Spanish voice. Goaaaaaalllllllll! Rating:
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Great, now where else am I supposed to get my chocolate covered candy? The store, like a sap? Rating:
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This thing is insane. It actually plays the song based on the visualization on the screen, and is not preprogrammed. Johnny-5 alive! Rating:
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Not all suave guys get the girl every time. Or ever for that matter, for this wannabe. Rating:
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It only took a kids toy car, a couple drinks and an instigating friend to find out he's retarded. Rating:
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Judging by the look on his face and the puddle in his pants, I think the theory was proven wrong. Rating:
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Just apply said tape to said bell, and then apply that to said cats head. The result is endless hilarity for the whole family. Rating:
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Dateline has produced some epic episodes of To Catch A Predator, but this laughing pedophile takes the whole damn cake. Rating:
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Aww, look how cute they are before we turn them into food. Rating:
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All these years and we still can't get past racism and oppression? Oh well, you can always Guess Who! Rating:
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Forget the confusing costume. If I'm stuck on the road with a bladder full of regret, he's getting all of it. Rating:
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Hey if a cat can get away with it, so can you. Let me know how it goes after you get arrested though. Rating:
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If Simon Cowell himself is cracking up then you know it has to be good. Or, he's about to kill you with a verbal fireball. Rating:
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I know the whole cuddly teddy bear thing might work on some girls, but diabetes and not being able to get into your own damn room is cause for concern. Rating:
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If I could talk about herpes, anal warts and BDSM fetishes from my cubical I'd probably get a job. Rating:
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Maybe his hand had a growth spurt while inside the ball. Nah, he's just an idiot. Rating:
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Well, taking it directly in the face now will just better prepare her later on in life. Rating:
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Finally, a contemporary use for that useless stapler. Now no one will ever know you are a bing drinking wife beater. Rating:
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I have to say, using your own kid to clear out an entire pile of bricks is a ballsy thing to do. I love it. Rating:
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Actually, I'm pretty sure they should stay away from anything that isn't anime but metal needs to be at the top of the list. Rating:
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Well, seeing as they are an Asian couple this just might be their way of tenderizing it. Rating:
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In case you didn't know to stand as far away as possible from an ass that big, now you do. Rating:
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And with his broken scrotum, goes the last bit of hope for the future generations of the world. Rating:
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It might still be true that girls don't poop though, so don't lose hope. Rating:
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I would have called him out on his ugly girlfriend problem myself but hey, that's just me.j Rating:
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It's a good tactic but this might be the first one ever recorded based on quality of the video. Unless you can show me a T-Rex going down, I'll go with that thought. Rating:
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I don't know, something about this picture is wrong. Can you see why this idiot won't be getting voted in? Rating:
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Using the closest person to me as a human shield would be my gut reaction too. You rock dude, just stay away from the guy with the the sock over his penis in the future. Rating:
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Yeah, um, there's something terribly wrong here but I don't even know where to start. Russian people are awesome. Rating:
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Just remember, if Polly doesn't get his Prozac, daddy won't have balls when he wakes up. Rating:
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Well, if he really did then he would finally have that vote from all the real urban youths. Rating:
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Well, after all those right guard commercials he did in the 90's I thought he knew this already. Rating:
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Then again, if the ball caught a bounce off the kids skull it would make an easier catch. Maybe he's on to something. Rating:
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Sorry dude, the rules apply in your country too. Rating:
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As long as no meatballs are going out, or in, it's all good by me. Rating:
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If you ever find yourself without access to TV, this is the perfect alternative. Rating:
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One to the nuts, one to the face and one to the ego all in one shot. Great multitasking dude. Rating:
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Sadly enough, this version is about 100 times better then his real performance. To hell with it, I give it a month before he's signed! Rating:
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Don't worry kid, it just gets worse from here on out. Start popping those aderall's now. Rating:
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Something tells me I need to call this guy up and give him all of my money. Like, right now. Rating:
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It sure as hell isn't to lay some eggs, that's for sure. Rating:
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Unless bleeding all over yourself while friends laugh until they pee their pants, then it's a frigging party. Rating:
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If you ever wanted to know when the line was crossed, just follow this liver bursting morons lead. Rating:
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We grow up being told never to run with scissors, but going full speed with an enormous needle is alright. Rating:
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Either this girl just loves getting half naked in front of everyone, or she just never learns. Rating:
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That high five looked way to powerful. Quick, someone call him out on steroids before the media moves on to another thing to blitz. Rating:
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After it sinks poisonous fangs in you, it rolls on it's back and begs for bacon strips. Rating:
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I know they sit in slop all day, but after this I can never look at Miss Piggy the same again. Rating:
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And here I thought rhinos enjoyed being covered in water. Well, now I know otherwise. Rating:
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Unless you can distract him with a camel and a falafel, you don't stand a chance. Rating:
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This is why you never try to prank the older brothers. Stick to the younger, slower, weaker ones. You'll thank me later. Rating:
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I don't care what the infomercial says, these things are sex toys plain and simple. Rating:
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Maybe if she remembered that gravity affects the bigger girls even more she would have thought twice. About eating McDonalds everyday, not the jump. Rating:
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Somehow 50 million legos can be just as terrifying as a 50 ton boulder. Imagination is dangerous, but nerds with ideas and money are even scarier. Rating:
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Between using them as ramps for their remote control cars and getting embarrassed for life, every kid just needs a pal that can't post pictures of them on MySpace. Rating:
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Not only is this going to haunt him till the day he dies, but now Michael has a new target to "tell stories to". Rating:
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Yet beyond all the public drunkenness, it obviously isn't his problem with the most priority. Maybe if they let him chug some grey goose while on a treadmill it would help. Rating:
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Damn, I wish my weiner was desirable enough to make girls run marathons to get it. I think it needs a hat. Rating:
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If strokes don't get penalized for your body touching water, then they should for being this stupid. Rating:
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Of all people to do this to, I'm pretty sure the Japanese are used to talking fake penises so this kind of blew up in his face. Rating:
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She probably should have just slapped him with one of those chest monsters, but I'm sure his leaking scrotum will remind him to pick her up next time. Rating:
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The whole slamming her to the floor thing out of nowhere is definitely effective, but I don't recommend doing it in front of angry parents. Rating:
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He either loves the smell of charred testicles, or he really wants to milk every 'hot dog' joke possible. Rating:
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Next time you come across a Soviet, just challenge him to a dance off. I dare you. Rating:
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Good thing he was already sitting on the toilet, because I'm sure no one was going to clean that up. Rating:
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I'm sure he got over the whole being bigger then him thing a long time ago, but seeing her dripping anything isn't good for anyone. Rating:
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Right when you think you have a grasp on everything before going to college those elementary school problems pop up to haunt you. Don't worry dude, some chicks dig that. Rating:
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I always knew those Collegehumor guys had a thing, I just didn't want to say it. Fags. Rating:
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The thought of it alone didn't penetrate his thick skull, but I think that head plant into the concrete did it. Rating:
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I had a girlfriend like this once. And much like this cat, I always feared she would claw my eyes out in my sleep. Rating:
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Oh sure, it's fine when shes kicking him in the balls but take a pie in the face and all hell breaks loose. Rating:
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All those quotas they have to meet doesn't mean they can't have some fun out there. That is, until the lawsuits start. Rating:
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As if gas prices weren't high enough, you have to expect a hospital bill to tag along if you're going to fill up here. Rating:
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All that Mario Kart led to such a bad decision? But how could that be, Nintendo is pure innocence!? Rating:
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After you find out that all those years of masturbation practice won't be enough you may get a little sad. But hey, you always have yourself. Rating:
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The flour may wash off, but the shame will follow him into retirement. Rating:
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I thought burning the sheets was the only thing to avoid, not an invited orgy with the entire town. Rating:
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If this ass shaking was the entire 30 second commercial for the Wii Fit, it would be impossible to find in any store across the world. Rating:
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Not because their white or anything, but because they don't have retardation as an excuse. Rating:
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I would think the giant thing in his hand would give it away but hey, that's just me. Rating:
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