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Forget the confusing costume. If I'm stuck on the road with a bladder full of regret, he's getting all of it.
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Putting this on the internet just set his virginity back another 2 decades. Good job bro.
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Somehow Asian people turn the most sadistic and crazy looking thing into something beneficial in life.
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Judging by the country she probably has to do this just to get into bed everyday.
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Now it's really becoming a trade off. Extreme technology, or being really lazy? You make the call.
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Anything to get out of a little manual labor.
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All it takes to get in the book is to prove that you can lick your own junk for this guy.
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Benefits make people do some crazy crap. I don't think I could do this even if the money was coming to me.
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Hey, it's cleaner then food and no one feels dirty in the end. There is a little more blood involved though.
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Finally, something you can do in the off season.
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I bet all they win are a bunch of toasters and a girl shaped pillow too.
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It doesn't even sound possible on paper, but somehow this kid made it happen with many, many sexless hours of hard work.
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When a shot of electricity in your ear is having no effect, you might want to check for a pulse.
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And if you really wanted to be hardcore, just think of the parts you could force into there.
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Only a redneck could take a canoe and find a way to jump the damn thing. Amazing.
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I can't believe these guys get paid to jam you into a big metal box all day.
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With commercials like this, I am surprised I didn't go burn half the east coast down on purpose.
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Damn dude, if you didn't want to have kids that badly just have the doctor snip you.
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Looks like someone had one to many happy pills today.
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This graceful jump almost makes me want to go try it. Almost.
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I think they are waiting for the projectile vomiting to occur before running in to save him.
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They even gave him a helmet. You know, because a damn bear needs to be protected from a bunch of little hockey players.
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Unless it's customary in Asia to fight giant man eating cannon balls, then this is the weirdest fight I've ever seen.
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Some woman just need to be removed from the road. I mean, just look at that ugly car. Abomination.
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Anytime the guy saying he loves you starts shooting pixelated lightening out of his hands...run. Fast.
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This might be her way of saying she's sick and tired of being shot with his other gun. Or maybe it's just a reason to kill him.
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But when he does, then what the hell are you going to do? Other then shower.
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Just like the old equation says, "x + slow motion = instant profit".
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Either that or two gay guys are doing it all wrong.
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They must have tried to find the most cracked out kid in the county to do this interview with, but it doesn't seem they had to look far.
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