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If I turned the TV on and saw my grandma giving sex advice I would just die.
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This is about the apothegm of stupid hitting yourself with a big log and forgetting what happened and asking around for what hit you so badly.
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This is a great prank to pull on someone making him appear on national tv with a paper penis on his back.Absolutely hilarious.
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Sometimes the only way kids learn are with asphalt lessons taught by concrete teachers.
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That course would have made Indiana Jones sweat, you can't blame him.
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You can pretty much disregard the drunk part, the Russian fact is enough reason for this.
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I'd say that's worth at least a few hours in the office, alone at the end of the day before she gets fired.
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Maybe they can try this with 50 cent and every other linear stain on MTV and really make a hit.
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Well he's never going to be getting married himself for obvious reasons so I guess he's got nothing to lose.
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I don't think there's such a good thing as a good salvia trip but she is getting close to it.
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Well he didn't get that job for graduating Harvard. I wonder how embarrassing a resume is when it says "fired for turning store into a fish tank" though.
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They are a little late to the game but they are making up for it in regret. That's usually how it works on the internet.
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If horse carriages aren't even off limits then I'm sticking to using sewers as transportation.
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Good thing the workers didn't follow along because there would be a lot of dirty bathrooms across the tri-state.
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At least there is one animal on the planet that can handle eating those easter peeps things. The Parkinson's is just a mild side effect.
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